Friday

Tuna
"Above Suspicion"

Above Suspicion (1995) is an HBO production staring Christopher Reeve as a police detective and former military test pilot who always does it perfectly, and by the book. He is dedicated to his wife (Kim Catrall) and son, and is trying to help raise his mid-twenties brother, who is a uniformed officer. His brother is secretly doing his wife. When his brother screws up on a bust, Reeve is shot, and has a marginal spinal chord injury. He does not take this well, and enlists the aide of his wife and brother to end his life but leave his family wealthy. That gets the plot in motion without giving away any of the more interesting twists and turns in this thriller.

Catrall shows breasts and buns in several scenes. The film covers a lot of ground, including erotic thriller, courtroom drama, action, and more. IMDb readers say 6.4. I enjoyed it, and did not find it predictable. Unlike many complex thrillers, I spotted no major logic problems in the plot. This is a solid C. If you enjoy the genre, this should meet or exceed your expectations.

  • Kim Catrall (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Jr's Polls
    Here are the official results for last week's poll.

    The Top 20 Best Sex Scenes


    Here are the results of our most recent other polls...
    The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
    Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
    Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
    Best All Time Television Comedy
    Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance

    Email Scoopy Jr. with more nominees, comments or suggestions.


    LC
    Today LC takes a look at a couple of B movies.

    First up, here are several girls playing strippers in scenes from the lo-budget horror/thriller "Transamerican Killer" aka "Switch Killer" (2005).

    • Alixandra Agar, toplessness and thong views

    • Amy Desta, full frontal (with robo-hooters) in #1, topless on stage in #2. (1, 2)

    • Cara Jo Basso, keeping her top on, but showing off a first class bum (in thong-view form).

    • Christina Anderson, more toplessness and thong view. This time during lap dance, not on stage.

    • Monique Chachere, the only girl not seen stripping. Here we see just a hint of nipple while she takes a bubble bath.

    Next up, scenes from something called "Satan's Little Helper" (2004). No release info yet other than it has apparently played at a few film festivals.

    DeadLamb
    Another batch of HDTV 'caps featuring the latest Prime Time skin highlights.

    Andrea Parker The "Less Than Perfect" co-star showing some impressive cleavage.

    Eliza Dushku
    (1, 2)

    The "Buffy" babe wearing her usual tank top and skin tight jeans on a recent episode of "Tru Calling".

    Jessica Simpson
    (1, 2)

    The info-tainment/gossip show "Xtra" recently gave showed a behind the scenes segment featuring Simpson dressed up as Daisy Duke for the upcoming big screen version of "The Dukes of Hazzard".

    Krista Allen
    (1, 2)

    The former "Emmanuelle" turned 'legit' actress looking as sexy as ever and showing off some nice cleavage during a guest role on the new John Stamos series "Jake in Progress".

    Nikki Cox
    and
    Vanessa Marcil
    (1, 2, 3)

    All the usual hotness and cleavage from Monday night's episode of "Las Vegas".

    Shannon Elizabeth The "American Pie" babe trying to lend some "star/babe power" to the new UPN sit-com "Cuts". Personally I think the only star "star/babe power" she should add is of the nekkid variety. Too bad it seems that we may never see her nekkid again.

    Variety
    Scarlett Johansson
    (1, 2)

    The "Lost in Translation" star wearing an incredily lo-cut jacket while on the red carpet.

    Thumbnail Previews
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Marg Helgenberger
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

    Natasha Henstridge
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32)


    Raja takes a very detailed look at the 1995 Sci-Fi favorite, "Species".

    Here's what we see from Natasha Henstridge:
    Breasts...links all of them except link #7
    Bum...link #26
    Partial Bum...links 27,28 and 29

    "C.S.I" star Helgenberger also goes topless, but shows much less. (links 2, 8 and 9)


    Aitana Sánchez-Gijón
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    Finn 'caps of the Spanish cinema star baring all 3 B's in scenes from "La Puta y la ballena" (2004).

    Denise Richards
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    The Skin-man takes a look at Denise's only robo-hooter exposure as she gets it on in scenes from the sleazy fun movie, "Wild Things".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    STRIP CLUB "ART NIGHT" RAIDED
    A Big Draw - The Boise, Idaho, strip club that tried to get around the anti-nudity law by having "art night" and giving customers pads to sketch the "models" was raided Monday night after officials decided they were not seriously focused on art. The club owner called it "an insult to the patrons."

  • Wow, these artists are so good, they have patrons!
  • It's not their fault the sketches weren't very good! The models wouldn't hold still!
  • They had to sketch with their left hands because their right hands were busy.


    SONY PLANS REAL-LIFE "MATRIX"
    Whoa! - Sony has patented an idea for a real-life "Matrix": a way of transmitting data directly into the brain, so that people could taste, smell and feel things in movies and video games as if they were actually participating. They would use ultrasound to deliver it, not invasive implants in the brain. Sony says there's no technology yet, it's just an idea.

  • At least, we all THINK it's only an idea...
  • A PATENTED idea! So don't even think of trying to find a way to do it!
  • Boy, you think we spend a lot on porn now...


    "STAR WARS" FANS CAMP IN FRONT OF WRONG THEATER
    We Have A Sith Sense About These Things - A crowd of "Star Wars" fans are already camping outside the Chinese Theater in Hollywood to be first in line to see "Revenge of the Sith" when it opens on May 19. One problem: it's not opening there. Studio executives told them it's opening in another theater nearby, but they refuse to move. A spokeswoman for the fans said there were rumors that the last two films wouldn't open at the Chinese Theater, and they turned out to be false.

  • Besides, it's not like they have anywhere else to be.
  • I can't wait to see the riot when they find out they've been waiting in line all that time for the latest Ashton Kutcher movie!
  • The most surprising thing about this story: there's a WOMAN in that group!


    MOVIEMAKER SPENDS MILLIONS TRAINING SQUIRRELS
    Sometimes, You Feel Like A Nut - Tim Burton is directing "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory," a remake of "Willie Wonka," and the London Sun reports that he's determined to include the "nut room" scene that was too hard to create for the original film. A source claimed Burton spent millions, including using actual squirrels who were trained from birth for months in how to crack nuts.

  • These particular squirrels are very slow.
  • Once they were trained to recognize nuts, they immediately attacked Tim Burton.
  • He also spent $10 million teaching children to eat candy.

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