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Friday
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"The
Geography of Woman"...From 12 to 15,
she's like Africa... virgin and
unexplored. From 15 to 30, she's like
Asia..... hot and exotic. From 30 to 45,
she's like America.. fully explored and
free with her resources. From 45 to 55,
she's like Europe... exhausted, but still
has points of interest. From 55 on, she's
like Louisiana... Everybody knows it's
down there, but nobody gives a damn.
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"The
Rules"...
1. The
female makes the Rules.
2. The
Rules are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.
3. No
male can possibly know all the Rules.
4. If
the female suspects the male knows all
the Rules, she must change some or all of
The Rules.
5. The
female is never wrong.
6. If
the female is wrong, it is because of a
flagrant misunderstanding which has a
direct result of something the male did
or said wrong.
7. If
Rule #6 applies, the male must apologize
immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8. The
female can change her mind at any given
point in time.
9. The
male must never change his mind without
written consent of the female.
10.The
female has every right to be angry or
upset at any time.
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"Top
10 Reasons Why E-Mail Is Like a Male
Reproductive Organ"...
10.
Those who have it would be devastated if
it were ever cut off.
9.
Those who have it think that those who
don't are somehow inferior.
8.
Those who don't have it may agree that
it's neat, but think it's not worth the
fuss that those who have it make about
it.
7. Many
of those who don't have it would like to
try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's
more fun when it's up, but this makes it
hard to get any real work done.
5. In
the distant past, its only purpose was to
transmit information vital to the
survival of the species. Some people
still think that's the only thing it
should be used for, but most folks today
use it for fun most of the time.
4. If
you don't apply the appropriate measures,
it can spread viruses.
3. If
you use it too much, you'll find it
becomes more and more difficult to think
coherently.
2. We
attach an importance to it that is far
greater than its actual size and
influence warrant.
1. If
you're not careful what you do with it,
it can get you into a lot of trouble.
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"Top
Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In
Victoria's Secret:"....
10.
Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No
Thanks. Just Sniffing.
8. I'll
be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom
will love this.
6. Oh
the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No
need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4. Will
you model this for me???
3. The
Miracle What??? This is better than world
peace!!
2. 45
bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED
anyway!!
And the
number one thing that a man should never,
ever say out loud in Victoria's
Secret:......1. Oh, honey, you'll never
squeeze your fat ass into that.
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RoSSol |
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For our Euro
Scoopy fans...some of you may recognize
this actress...here is Tiina Lymi in
several collages from the movie
"Akvaariorakkaus". If you look
through all of these I think she exposes
every inch of the front of her body.
Oddly, there are no posterior pics.
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Tiina Lymi
from "Akvaariorakkaus" #2.
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Tiina Lymi
from "Akvaariorakkaus" #3.
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Tiina Lymi
from "Akvaariorakkaus" #4.
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More 'caps of
Tiina, this time from the Finnish TV
series "Vuoroin vieraissa".
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Tiina Lymi
from "Vuoroin vieraissa" #2.
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Tiina Lymi
from "Vuoroin vieraissa" #3.
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| Fun
House Variety |
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Next up, a
paparazzi pic of Naomi Campbell topless
on the beach with a fat white guy. Maybe
their is hope for the rest of us nerds
after all!
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Here is
Pamela Susan Shoop from the movie
"Halloween II". Check out her
IMDb filmography some time. I think she
had a role in almost every major show of
the early 80's!
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Pamela Susan
Shoop from "Halloween II" #2.
Thanks to BobCap for both of these
topless collages.
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By Dann, here
is Cheryl Pollack in "No Strings
Attached".
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From Elliffen
Graphix...We have all seen Neve Campbell
in this outfit. I think these images have
been floating around for about a year
now. However, this is possibly the
largest scan I've seen. Plus, nipples are
visible. Oddly though, the pose she's in
does not make her look all that
attractive.
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For all of
the "Friends" fans, here are
excellent topless 'caps of Helen
Baxendale from the British movie
"Truth or Dare". Thanks to
deftone!
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Helen
Baxendale from "Truth or Dare"
by deftone #2.
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| From
MacHero |
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Mac is back
with more great Euro vidcaps. First, here
is Floriane Daniel from
"Winterschläfer". I don't know
of her, but she has a very nice body!
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great 'caps
of the very popular Eva Habermann from
"Klinik unter Palmen".
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Eva Habermann
from "Klinik unter Palmen" #2.
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From the
movie "Jackpot", here are
topless 'caps of Petra Kleinert.
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From the
German TV series "Drei mit
Herz", here is Bettina Kupfer.
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From
"Der Andere Wolanski" here is
Stefanie Strappenbeck. Is it the delirium
caused by my illness, or is the guy in
the hat a Rutger Hauer look-a-like?
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| Some
junk from Scoopy Senior |
| Speaking
of wrestling
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Never found
that exact picture of Sunny, but here's a
couple to show what she looks like in
that outfit.
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One more of
Tammy Sytch (ex-Sunny).
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Here's the
ECW's home page. Lots of totally free
pics.
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No link
here, but a note that the webmaster of
INCO wrote to say that he has heard that
ECW's Chsastity was in a porn loop. One
writer suggested it was the movie San
Francisco Lesbians 2: The Wrath of Khunt.
OK, I made up the part after the colon. I
haven't even finished S.F.Lesbians 1 yet.
I can't follow the plot twists. Anyway,
does anyone know about Chas appearing in
this or any other porn film? Can anyone
point us to the right direction, or
supply some goodies?
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No link
here. Christina Applegate said in the
month's Seventeen that her most
embarassing moment was at the People's
Choice Awards when she realized her
outfit was rendered completely
see-through by the flashbulbs. Do we have
some good photographic record of this out
there?
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Here's a link
you have to visit to believe. The ancient
Eastern European method of fortunetelling
through turd-reading.
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