Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

TV Round-Up

The April 8th episode of Naked News featured two unfamiliar faces:

Guest anchor Lindsay

Archive footage from 2003: Katrina

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Annet Mahendru bared her butt in the new episode of The Americans (s2e7), but it's mighty dark

* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.

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Continuing the softcore ...

There’s no real theme for this week. Beverly Lynne still appears a lot as she seems to have spent a lot of the last 15 or so years naked. Another popular actress is Christine Nguyen. Like most softcore, the plot is not central to the movie and is just there to join together simulated sex scenes.

Fist of the Vampire
(2007)

The women are:

Darian Caine

Gina Rae Michaels

A Few Not Identified

Kinky Killers
(aka "Polycarp"; 2007)

The women are:

Alison Whitney

Beverly Lynne

Britt Hodges

Brooke Lewis

Julianne Michelle

Kelli McCarty

Some Not Identified

Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle
(2008; TV)

The women are:

Christine Nguyen

Nicole Sheridan

Syren

Oldboy

(2013)

All the HD captures of Elizabeth Olsen (collages below)

TV/Film Clips

Valeria Golino in Like The Wind (2013) in 1080p

Emmy Robbin in I Didn't Come Here To Die (2010) in 1080hd

Gerti Drassl in Spiele Leben (2005)

Beatriz Rico in Istanbul Beneath My Wings (1996)

One of the great scenes of the 80s - Kelly Preston in Mischief - in 1080HD

Patrice Townsend in Sitting Ducks (1980; VHS quality)

Linda Geiser and Thelma Oliver in The Pawnbroker (1964) in 720p.

Geiser

Oliver

This footage is historically significant. The Pawnbroker was the first Oscar-nominated film to break the 30-year drought of screen nudity. It got a "condemned" rating by the Catholic Legion of Decency, which made it a mortal sin for Catholics to view.