Tuesday

Helcrom
King Bee is back
Rosanna Arquette in "Voodoo Dawn"
Leigh Lorraine Betchley in "Who Killed Buddy Blue"
Jacqueline Lovell in "Who Killed Buddy Blue"
Tane McClure in "Who Killed Buddy Blue"
Kimber Sissons in "Who Killed Buddy Blue"
Kim Dawson in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Maria Ford in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Maria Ford in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Stephanie LeFleur in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Catalina Larranaga in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Nancy O'Brien in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Nenna Quiroz in "I Like To Play Games, Too"
Irene Jacob in "Incognito"
Maja Ottesen in "Incognito"
Gladys Jimeneza in "Secrets of a Chambermaid"
Amy Lindsay in "Secrets of a Chambermaid"
Kira Reed in "Secrets of a Chambermaid"
Anneliza Scott in "Secrets of a Chambermaid"
WhyScan's Page Three Report

Gold is Tessa Hewitt from the 203rd birthday of the USA

Requested is Sarah Thorne from 1984. (1, 2)

Blinky's Runway Report
Carmen Kass (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) #4 is virtually topless, and #3 is a smaller version of the same pic. #9 is halfway between pokies and see-through.
RDO
Karen Glave (1, 2, 3, 4) slight error! These are the same pictures RDO sent in this weekend, but with the actresses' names now corrected. (Glave and Wright were reversed). So, if you picked them up this weekend, destroy them and replace with these.
Tracy Wright (1, 2) in "Last Night"
Raja
Catherine McCord. (1, 2, 3, 4) non-nudes. She's the co-host of MTV's "Lovelines"
Shania Twain. (1, 2, 3, 4) non-nudes - the FHM pics.
The Night
  • Shannon Whirry - the link I messed up yesterday. Naked and frontal in "Private obsession"
  • Ashley Judd, in Double Jeopardy
  • Ashley Judd, in Double Jeopardy
  • one more JLH, in " ........ last summer"
  • the last JLH, in " ........ last summer"
  • More
    Sung Hi Lee in "Error in Judgment". All three of these from Rookie.
    Sung Hi Lee in "Error in Judgment"
    Sung Hi Lee in "Error in Judgment"

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    "Frances", from Tuna

    A true story about a rebellious actress, Frances Farmer, whose individuality was seen in Hollywood as emotional instability, and possibly even mental illness. Viewed through the prism of today, she seems quite normal, and the people who kow-towed to the system seem to be marbleless. Perhaps she had some anger to work through, and she had a difficult time with her mother, enough so that I suppose she could have been deeply troubled. But frankly, it's hard to imagine anyone not being angry at being treated like a brainless and interchangeable prop by the filmmakers of the day. But in those days her mental condition was viewed as serious enough that she was eventually lobotomized. A disturbing story, quite meticulous in its accuracy (as measured by the other accounts I have read). A tough/sensistive portrayal by Jessica Lange, who also showed some flesh.

    thumbnails Lange (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

    "The Tie That Binds", from Tuna

    1995 film new to DVD. I've never seen it. Here is Berardinelli's review for reference. He thought it stunk the place up. The nudity is very brief and all-too-subtle. I don't think I even saw a nipple in there. So if he gave it one-and-a-half for quality, I guess we'd have to give it the same score for nudity.

    thumbnails Moira Kelly (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    "Scandalous Behavior", from Johnny Web

    I can't believe I sat throught another one of these. This was billed as an erotic thriller, but it was about as thrilling as doing your ironing with Al Gore. It started out with the potential to be a comedy classic like Habitat, but no such luck. For example, in the first sex scene, they edited the camera cuts in the wrong order, so when one woman climbs atop the guy in a threesome, they change the camera angles and she isn't there yet! Oh-ho-ho it's magic, you know. Then the evildoers place some innocents into a car and let them drive off. Why let them get away? Are they evil doers with a heart of gold? Nah! They have a remote controlled explosive device to detonate the car. Only one problem - the victims drive off in a new Cadillac down a claustrophobic tree-lined alley, but the car that blows up is an older car, non-Cadillac, and in an empty treeless street.

    All this in the first few minutes, so I had my hopes up so high! Sigh. It just turned out to be another one of these things with the minimum plot necessary to justify the sex scenes, and the actors delivering their lines like local furniture store owners doing their own commercials by reading cue cards. The only good thing about the movie is that it is the DVD version of "Singapore Sling". Hey, Scoop, what's so friggin good about that? Well, I'll tell ya - it's the 1998 movie in which the six foot tall former Playindividual Shannon Tweed appears to be sitting on the shillelegh for real. Remember those caps we saw some weeks ago? Well, here are some really big and clear ones from DVD. I have to say that when you are watching the movie, it does absolutely give the illusion that she's riding the Love Train. Is there any way to say for sure? Not a chance. They could be, or he could have an erection a couple inches behind her butt, or we could be looking at a shadow. I don't know. But it's some pretty hot monkey love for Ms Tweed, real or not.

    Did you realize that it was almost 20 years ago that Shannon was the staple girl? She's hot, but she has kids your age. Since the centerfold, she's had some rugrats with Gene Simmons, the tongue dude from KISS, and she has appeared in about a zillion low-budget productions. Tweed isn't bad in this. Maybe she could pass muster in some real movies. But the rest of the cast should be drowned in Bardahl and used to prevent engine knock in Oprah's vibrator.

    By the way, this movie was directed by James Hong, whom you would immediately recognize as the stock Hollywood Chinese guy, from such great pictures as Blade Runner and Chinatown. He also stars in the picture (he's seen behind Lisa Comshaw in collage #1). He's in his seventies now, and the first movie he appeared in was 1955's "Love is a Many Splendored Thing". That was some time ago. The old boy is in great shape, and doesn't look much older than he did three decades ago. Point of passing info - he's as American as you can get: born in Minneapolis, with an engineering degree from USC. His Chinese heritage turned out to be a great entree into acting, and he has done more than 100 movies!

    Shannon Tweed, including frontals and faux or real sex. The history of literature has been dominated by the "sins of the father" legacy. How much guilt do we owe those our fathers wronged, and what should we do about it. Should we pluck out our eyes like Oedipus, even though we are just unwilling and unknowning pawns? In this classical spirit, I am glad to see Shannon sharing her body with all of us, to atone for the many wrongs committed by her infamous grandfather, Boss Tweed. Landon Hall is doing the same because of her own grandpa, Tammany. The controversial frame is in the bottom right of collage #2 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Lisa Comshaw. She's not as trim as she used to be, but I think she looks great with the extra weight. (1, 2, 3, 4) Rena Riffel (1, 2, 3) Tiffany Bolton Strippers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

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