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As usual on Friday, Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is
updated. Big edition. Two new movies and some nudity classics from the 80s and
90s.
Duos sur canapé
Most people are familiar with Lorraine Bracco primarily from
her recurring role on The Sopranos, but she's had a long career in films,
starting with this French-language 1979 flick. She showed plenty of T&A in her
film debut, and looked especially good in the A department.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Sensation
Sensation (1995) is an erotic thriller staring Kari Wuhrer as a college
student (she was 28 at the time) with special psychic abilities. She takes a job for a professor who
believes that all objects contain vibrations of everything that has happened
around them. He hopes to prove this, and finally earn tenure. Kari's task is
to hold objects, and tape impressions about the owner of the objects. She soon
senses a girl her age, whom, it turns out, was dating the professor, and who
was murdered. The professor is the best suspect for the murder, but the police
didn't have enough evidence.
Kari becomes somewhat obsessed with the job, and even moves into the dead
girl's apartment. She is convinced that the professor didn't do it, as was I.
It is simple logic. He believes in the psychic phenomenon so much that he has
staked his tenure on it. In that case, why would he hire a psychic student to
solve a murder he committed?
They go on to introduce several red herrings, but they were too obvious to
be the murderer, leaving only one cast member as the probable suspect.
Even though the plot is
predictable, this is a strong C-. I liked some of the photography very much,
and consider a naked Kari Wuhrer a positive in any film. Genre fans and Kari fans will want to see
it.
IMDb readers say 5.1.
Click on the box for product info:
IMPORTANT NOTE: this is a Region 4 PAL disc. North
Americans will need a region-free DVD player to enjoy it. The one below comes
with four DVDs
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Déjà Vu
I think I saw the trailer once and it was just music and you didn't knew what the hell the movie
was about. So when I started watching this, I didn't knew anything about it. I thought it was about a
cop who was going to get a case and then he was going to start having deja
vu here and there
I was completely wrong.
The movie made me remember a friend with whom I saw "Enemy of the State", the Will Smith
thriller. When we came out of the theater he was bashing the movie because it was not possible to get those
hi-res images from a satellite. He will probably have a stroke if he sees this one!
I liked the movie. They went with an offbeat ending, but I understand why they did that.
Keeping the same thing would have been tedious, as if the entire film led
to nothing. I don't have anything against sad endings, as demonstrated by
the fact that I watch almost every major Asian film, but in this case I probably wouldn't have liked it.
Denzel is Denzel and to me that's enough, I love the way he acts, so he can keep doing the same role for the rest
of his life, I will like it.
Paula Patton is beautiful, too bad her nude scene was watched through monitors.
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Notes and collages
"Farscape" - Part 31
Season Four, Episode 13
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The Comedy Wire
A $115 million Charles Dickens theme park called Dickens World is about to open
in Chatham, England. The builders expect it to draw 300,000 Dickens fans a
year. The park includes a Great Expectations Boat Ride, Ye Old Curiosity Gift
Shop, and authentic replicas of dirty, dangerous-looking 19th century London
streets and harsh schoolroom scenes. The New York Times editorialized against
it, asking if Oliver Twist and the Artful Dodger would be greeting tourists like
Mickey Mouse and Goofy. But the creators denied that they were Disneyfying
Dickens, claiming that Dickens was a populist who wrote for money and if he were
alive today, he probably would have built the park himself.
* And he'd make all the employees work 16-hour days for
minimum wage, even on Christmas!
* There's even an attraction for dads: a Dickens-theme strip club called "A
Sale of Two Titties."
In the town of Bad Kissingen, Bavaria, Bernhard Stadlinger met a girl in a disco
and talked her into climbing into the back of the Volkswagen Golf he'd borrowed
from his sister and having sex. Unfortunately, it was parked next to an
identical VW Golf, his key fit both, and they climbed into the wrong car. The
woman who owned that car showed up in the middle of it all, was outraged, and
called the police.
* But then, she happened to be his wife....
* I just want to know how a guy who drives his sister's VW talks a woman he's
just met into having sex!
Movie geeks try to impress friends with their knowledge of serious films, but a
survey by the movie fan site MyFilms.com found that many are just bluffing. 25
percent judge people by the films they like, but 10 percent admitted they
pretend to have seen movies they haven't seen. The top movies people falsely
claim to have watched are "Schindler's List," "The DaVinci Code," "The
Godfather," and "Apocalypse Now." However, the top five movies people
really do like but won't admit liking are "The Sound of Music," "Love Actually,"
"Harry Potter," "Ghost" and "Dirty Dancing."
* 27 percent of movie geeks admitted that they've never
really watched any movie all the way through that didn't star Jenna Jameson.
Thursday in Perugia, Italy, a Catholic priest was sentenced to 3-1/2 years in
jail for possessing a pound of cocaine with intention to sell it.
* He denied planning to sell it, claiming he merely
intended to
give it to altar boys as a prelude to sex.
* His lawyer tried to plea-bargain the sentence down to
three Hail
Marys.
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