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Fallo (2003)
Part 2, episode "Montaggio alternato"
Fallo is the latest movie from Tinto Brass, the czar
of Italian medium-core erotica. The Tint-man is 73 now, and directed
his first film way back in 1963, but is still up to his old tricks.
This particular effort is a collection of six short stories, and some
of them are pretty damned sexy. They are similar in imagination
and romanticism to the best Zalman King erotica, but without the
infernal teasing and excessive camera movement that almost always
causes Zalman to disappoint. Tinto, unlike Zalman, not only promises
the goods, he also delivers them.
Today's story
is Montaggio Alternato, and our erotic stars are
Federica Tomassi and Silvia Rossi.
Zipped .avis
Miscellaneous videos:
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Geraldine Chaplin in Welcome to L.A. (Zipped
.wmv) Clear full-frontal nudity in good light. This Alan Rudolph
film has never come to Region 1 DVD, and it includes some very nice
nudity.
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Amanda Righetti in Angel Blade (Zipped
.wmv). Haven't seen it. Looks like an erotic thriller in the Basic
Instinct mode.
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Julie Christie in Don't Look Now (Zipped
.wmv). This is the first movie in my recollection which
precipitated discussion about A-list stars actually "doing it" on
camera. The sex scene is all arted up with cuts and edits, but the
uncut raw footage would be the best special DVD feature ever!
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Michelle Johnson in Body Shot. (Zipped
.avi) Michelle was the incredible babe in Blame it on Rio. She
lost her babeitude, but she still stripped down now and then.
Other Crap:
Exclusive Sneak Peek At New Tv Reality Show: REDNECK EYE FOR THE YANKEE GUY!
(Weekly World News)
"A Swedish appeals court on Wednesday ruled that a TV station violated the
artistic integrity of two filmmakers by interrupting their movies with
commercial breaks."
- One of the filmmakers died at the age of 81 Sunday at a Stockholm
hospital.
- Ironically, the cure for his illness was advertised in one of the
commercials he refused to watch.
Japanese movie-goers will get to smell a Colin Farrell movie, which should
make a great family Saturday when paired up with a visit to the Giant Pink
Japanese Penis Festival.
Letterman:
Top Ten Staffer Birthday Wishes For Me, Dave
Deal or No
Deal > The Banker now has his own blog
Saturday Night Live skit: Deal or No Deal
The hyper-realistic sculpture of Ron Mueck (This guy is amazing.)
All the Google searches on one page.
Jacko may beat bankruptcy by selling off part of his music catalog
Judge bans snakes from bank. Plane still OK.
Another clip from The Notorious Bettie Page
Seven clips from Hard Candy
Eight clips from Scary Movie 4 -
Consecutive days without a rapper shot to death: 2
"U.S. TO SEND ONE TROOP TO IRAN" ... "Rumsfeld: Army of One Can Get it Done"
`South Park' Creators Skewer Own Network
- "Banned by Comedy Central from showing an image of the Islamic prophet
Muhammad, the creators of 'South Park' skewered their own network for
hypocrisy in the cartoon's most recent episode."
Part 8 of Silent Bob's story of Jay's battle with addiction
VIDEO:
Godzilla raps to Busta Rhymes - Woo Ha
Britney Spears dancing to To My Sister
- "This is a video of Britney Spears during an April dance session featuring
a new demo from her new album 'To My Sister (Little Me).' I don't want to say
it's bad, but it looks like something the fat emo girl who sat in the back of
highschool literature would make."
VIDEO:
Carmen Electra rides the sybian on the Howard Stern Show
"NC State's Bitzer Wins Emmy Award for Plasma Screen Technology" - which he
invented in 1964!
"American Idol's sweet innocent country girl, Kellie Pickler, may not be so
innocent after all. Here is the now infamous Prom Picture which is now burning
all over the net." (May be 'shopped.)
This week's movies (2800 screens):The
Wild - 20% positive reviews
- Only five reviews, but thumbs down from Variety, Hollywood Reporter and
Entertainment Weekly. Even the one good review noted the "obvious plot
similarities to Dreamworks' animated kid's movie Madagascar."
This week's movies (3600 screens):
Scary Movie 4 - 57% positive reviews.
- That 57% is "four out of seven," but some major reviewers were mildly
positive. I expect it will do quite well, because people are always hungry for
a decent comedy. They were even hungry enough to go to a David Spade movie.
"An object called the 10th planet by some astronomers is not as big as
previously thought" ... turns out it is almost exactly the same size as
Pluto.
Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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The Women of Cell Block 9 (1977)
This is a nasty little WIP flick from Jess Franco. IMDb calls this one
Tropical Inferno, but as near as I can tell, the original title in Switzerland
was Frauen für Zellenblock 9. Tropical Inferno was evidently a US video
release title. It can't be a title from the UK because their censors banned it
completely for its nasty mix of violence and sexuality.
Karine Gambier is transporting a truckload of women through some
undisclosed country that is supposedly in the middle of a revolution. She is
stopped, and all of the women are detained. Three are left to the soldiers to
be raped and killed, but Karine Gambier, Aida Gouveia and Esther Studer are
taken prisoner by a very nasty female warden, and her doctor accomplice,
Howard Vernon. The prison officials have no political leanings, and are just
in it for the fun of torture.
The first damsel to be tortured is student Susan Hemingway, who was caught
with subversive propaganda in her dorm room. She has been chained for days
just out of the reach of water. She is brought in and made to give the warden
head, and is then given Champagne, but with a dash of salt. She is then put in
cell block nine along with the three captives, all held upright with manacles
around their necks. All four women are stark naked, and remain so for the
entire film, providing nearly unlimited full frontal and rear nudity. Each of
the women is brought to the dungeon and tortured. Gambier is broken and gives
the names of three of the resistance leaders. All four decide they must escape
and save their comrades. The escape part is relatively easy, as they simply
start up a four-way until they get a male guard interested in joining them.
Thus begins act three, with 4 stark naked women running through the jungle
trying to escape.
This is straight-ahead nudity and torture in a WIP setting, and there is
nothing complex about the story, but the transfer is wonderful, and the
English dub was rather well done. On the negative side, Vernon certainly
looked and acted the mad doctor, but I can't say I was enamored of his
performance.
IMDb readers say 5.2, and it's a C on our scale because WIP fans will
definitely want to view it.
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Tales from the Crypt - season three
Great stuff
from Vejiita. Virtually every collage in here is either new to me or a
vast improvement over previous efforts. Oh, DVD is a good thing.
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Pat's comments in yellow...
Tuesday at the University of California at Berkeley, a group of students
illustrated their refusal to wear university logo apparel made in overseas
sweatshops by protesting in front of the president's office shirtless, in thongs
or naked. They said they have the power to "create an alternative model for the
global garment industry."
* Hey, those thongs were made in China!
The DaVinci Academy charter school in Ogden, Utah, sent out letters to
celebrities, seeing someone to host their annual fundraising gala. They were
delighted when Jon Stewart agreed, and they began preparing for at least 900
guests. Then, after months of negotiations, they finally realized they hadn't
booked the "Daily Show" host but Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker
and part time pro wrestler from Chicago. The embarrassed school officials
canceled Stewart and offered refunds, but they are hoping people will still come
to support the school and see local acts who have volunteered to fill in.
* It was even worse last year: they booked a Rob
Schneider, and it turned
out to really be Rob Schneider.
BIRTHDAYS - (Almanac) - Tony Dow, Wally on "Leave It To Beaver," is 61.
* He Now Needs Viagra To Be Hard On The Beaver
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