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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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5x2
5x2 is a French tale of a disintegrating marriage that starts in the
divorce courts, and shows five earlier time periods in the marriage of the two
people, hence the title. The segments are shown in reverse chronological
order, which changes the entire focus of the film for the viewer. The end of
the marriage in an unfriendly divorce is a given, so each time capsule
provides some understanding as to where the couple went wrong, and how we
might also make similar mistakes.
In the first segment, the couple leaves the courtroom, checks into a motel,
and starts a farewell fuck. She changes her mind, and he anally rapes her.
Pretty obvious he is not the caring, gentle lover type. The next episode takes
place at a dinner party, where he demonstrates that he cares much more for his
son than his wife. Next we see the birth of the son, where the husband takes a
powder. Episode 4 shows their wedding night, where he passes out that night
with her wanting sex. She goes for a midnight walk and screws a stranger out
of frustration. Finally, the last segment shows how they met. He is with his
current girlfriend on vacation in Sardinia. He ditches his current girlfriend
to swim off into the sunset with his future wife.
Note that others could probably summarize the same plot and make her seem
more responsible for the failed marriage.
Valeria Bruni Tedeschi shows full frontal early in the film in good light,
and shows buns in the deleted scenes. Geraldine Pailhas, as the girlfriend in
the 5th episode, shows a nipple.
IMDb readers say 6.7, and Tedeschi won a minor award for her performance.
Berardinelli liked it at three stars, but critical approval was not unanimous.
I personally found it a very watchable film dealing in a realistic way with a
real life subject.
The proper score is C+. Although it is a thoughtful movie, it is in French
with English subtitles, and thus has zero cross-over appeal to those who don't
like subtitles.

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Unnatural & Accidental
"Unnatural & Accidental" is the film adaptation of the stage play entitled "The Unnatural and Accidental Women" by Marie Clements. The film is about the real-life murders of Aboriginal women on Vancouver's downtown east side and tries to temper gritty true-crime elements with spiritualist fantasy sequences.
Rebecca (Carmen Moore) has returned home to be with her dying father. His last wish is that she track down her mother, an aboriginal woman who has long been missing. As she turns over the stones that hide the debris of the unwanted and forgotten, she is drawn into the mysteries of ten missing Native women whose spirits lead Rebecca to the killer who still haunts the alleys, streets and hotels of this urban wasteland.
Scoop's notes: And I though Polish
names were hard. I don't even have a guess on how to pronounce
Sxwithul'Txw. Is she related to that little guy that Superman had
to trick into saying his name backwards? Her ethnicity? She is a
member of one of the indigenous peoples of Canada. I have
forgotten which tribe, but it's not a famous one.
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Notes and collages
"Farscape" - Part 34
Season Four, Episode 18
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Edmond
William H. Macy is one of my favorite actors, because among other
things, he seems to bring a realism to his performances that many don't.
In 2005's Edmond, he plays a troubled man who seems to make all the wrong
decisions for the right reasons. It is a dark and taut thriller with an
inevitable ending.
Unhappy in life, Edmond leaves his white-collar job at a Manhattan firm
one Friday and stops at a fortuneteller for a Tarot reading. She tells him
"You are not where you belong", and he believes her. That night, he walks
out of his marriage and into the streets of New York, quickly descending
into a personal hell that starts with a classy bar and ends in the slums.
This is an excellent story, with great acting, not just by Macy, but by
a great supporting cast.
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Bai Ling |
Mena Suvari |
Julia Stiles |
Rebecca Pigeon |
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Film Clips
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Starship Troopers
Beautiful quality HDTV
film clips of Dina
Meyer and others. Better than DVD quality. Samples to the right
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Bitter Harvest
These clips
feature nudity from Kerry Condon, of "Rome" fame
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Under Siege
More beautiful
HDTV clips, this time of
Erika Eleniak
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers
One more time with
HDTV clips, this
time of Gabrielle Anwar.
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Captures
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