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Friday
Hugo
  • If you've seen his caps, you know why he gets the leadoff spot so often. Hugo's caps of Rebecca Demornay in "Risky Business"
  • Hugo's caps of Francine Locke in "Risky Business"
    • Mute Witness
  • Marina Sudina in "Mute Witness". What a surprise that this is such a good movie, on almost a zero budget. A Hitchcockian thriller. American film company is filming in Moscow. A mute member of their crew witnesses some Russians making a snuff film late at night in their studio. They see her, and pursue her. Police don't believe her story, or maybe the police are also involved in the snuff film ring, or maybe they aren't, or maybe they aren't even real police ... you get the idea. Suspenseful and clever filmmaking, using all the tricks of the horros/suspense genre, with part of the action taking place in the studio filled with grotesque props. Sudina is actually a Russian actress, but was able to play a member of the American crew because her character is mute. She's a good actress. She had to do everything with her eyes, and she did it well. It's actually quite clever to have the terrorized witness be mute, because she can't call for help, or scream, or .... The film also chose the unique tactic of having the characters generally unable to communicate with one another. Sudina can't speak. The other characters generally speak English or Russian, but not both.
  • Marina Sudina in "Mute Witness".
  • Marina Sudina in "Mute Witness".
  • Marina Sudina in "Mute Witness". The director of this movie is the same guy who did American Werewolf in Paris. Well, let's give him another chance. (Actually, I never saw Werewolf, but it was less than a hit with critics and audiences.)
  • Larisa Husnolina in "Mute Witness". She was the snuffee
    • Graphical Responses
  • GR got his new box full of movies, and we're benefitting already. This is one of the all-time faves for guys my age. Caren Kaye in "My Tutor"
  • Graem McGavin in "My Tutor"
  • Jewel Shepard in "My Tutor"
  • One of the Tit Queens: Kitten Natividad in "My Tutor"
  • Melanie Griffith in "Smile"
  • Valerie Kaprisky in "Aphrodite"
  • The Old Master redoes one of the classics. Teri Hatcher in "Cool Surface"
    • from Jupiter
  • I'm sorry to say that these pics, while sexy, will only arouse false hopes. They are Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys". I think these is not one frame where Linda's face matches naughty body parts of any type, so you can assume ..... But here they are for reference.
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
  • Linda Blair's CHARACTER in "Gang Boys"
    • Catching up with the Germans
  • a few of these have gotten backlogged on my hard drive, not because they aren't great (they are), but because I'm disorganized. Here's Linda Wolf in "Der rote Vogel", from DP.
  • Linda Wolf in "Der rote Vogel", from Jedilein.
  • Iris Berben in "Sommerliebe", from Slartibartfast
  • Lisalotte Christian in "Ein Mann meiner Groesse", from Slartibartfast
  • Marie Baeumer in "Latin Lover", from Slartibartfast
  • Marie Baeumer in "Latin Lover", from DP. You can catch tons of German celebs for free at #germancelebs on the Undernet
    • Catching up with the Finns
  • When I lived in Helsinki, life had a different rhythm. In Winter, which seemed to last from late August until June, we'd knock off work about 15:00, and head up to the swimming pool and sauna on the top floor of the office. There, we would get naked and drink vodka until we lost track of time or got too hungry to hang out any more. It wasn't hard to lose track of time in Winter. Around Christmas, the sun sets at something like 14:30, so it isn't like we could sneak in 9 holes of golf after work. Well, anyway, when I left I still had no grasp on Finnish popular culture or their language, and I don't ever recognize these actresses or their movies. Maybe I should have stayed sober more. Luckily we have Rossol and Abys to walk us through these difficult matters, so put on some Sibelius and check out Satu Lappi from Abys.
  • Anna-Leena Harkonen. She appears here with former professional wrestler Arn Anderson. (Just kiddin', Arn, ya big galoot. Actually it might be Ole.). This and the rest of this section come from Rossol.
  • Riitta-Liisa Helminen in Akvaariorakkaus. Riitta-Liisa is going for the record for most "i's" in a first name, curently held by Dannniiiiiii Minogue.
  • Kata Karkkainen.
  • Kata Karkkainen.
  • Kata Karkkainen.
  • Minna Pirila in Akvaariorakkaus.
  • Minna Pirila in Akvaariorakkaus.
  • Sanna Saarijarvi in Akvaariorakkaus.
  • Johanna af Schulten in Akvaariorakkaus.
  • Thamera Barbera in "Serie Galante".
  • Thamera Barbera in "Serie Galante". I don't know what this is or who she is. These are very cool images, however.
  • Tiina Lymi in "Vuoroin Vieraassa"
    • Aussie Update
  • We still haven't had any luck finding a home for those massive movie files from Aussie. Any volunteers? In the meantime, here are more related caps. This is one of the films we have. Catherine Bell in "Hotline: The Brunch Club"
  • This is the other one Raelee Hill in "Hotel de Love"