Thursday

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chantal

(2007)

Chantal tells the story of the most naive girl in the world, Chantelle, and how Hollywood eats her alive. She arrives with nothing more than $200 and the certainty that she will be a famous actress. She is rudely awakened when her first choice of hotels wants $1,000 per night. As the story progresses, she is exploited by a sleazy Paramount gate guard, a group of predatory lesbians, a fleabag hotel manager, and finally, a hooker. In one notable scene, she is pissed on, then crawls out to an alley where she tries to eat moldy bread from a garbage can.

Chantal is a remake of another film called Chantal, a B&W film directed by Nick Phillips in the late 60s, when the storyline was already a cliché. The most interesting thing about the project, however, is not this over-the-top plot or Misty Mundae's equally over-the-top performance, but the drama behind the scenes. Misty found that the film hit too close to home. The story made her realize that she was nothing more than a softcore porn actress, whereupon she had a nervous breakdown and quit softcore forever. She is now trying to find work as a legitimate actress, using the name Erin Brown because Seduction Cinema owns the rights to Misty Mundae.

Seduction Cinema did give Misty/Erin a nice send-off with a DVD set that includes commentaries, a "making of" short, and various extras. The second disc includes a completely remastered full-length version of the original 1969 Chantal, with its own commentary track by grindhouse legend Nick Phillips (real name Nick Millard). These features make the DVD set of interest to die-hard "Erin Brown" fans, but it is of dubious entertainment value for general audiences, or even for softcore devotees, for several reasons: first, it is a highly exaggerated reality; second, it is entirely unpleasant; third, it was shot on 16 mm, and just doesn't look that great.

Andrea Davis 19

Darian Caine 23

Julie Strain 6

Julian Wells 4

Misty Mundae 30

Unknown 6

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Another double feature.

 

"Cuenta Atras"

2008

From yesterday's film clip from the Spanish TV series "Cuenta Atras," we have Lucia Quintana as a tied down "Babe in Bondage". The topless Lucia is having nasty things done to her.

 

 

P.S. I Love You

2007

Then to lighten things up here's Hillary Swank with some cleavage in her new bra in "P.S. I Love You".

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

Nicole Kidman

part 1 of 3

Eyes Wide Shut, 1999

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Bodies"

(Series 1, 2004)

This is part 2 of 2 on Bodies. Find a film clip and the corresponding collages in yesterday's page.

Today: the rest of the film clips of Neve McIntosh (very large download, 140+ meg)

 

Collages from other recent TV shows:

Klara Lisy in Canal Road

 

 

Siwan Morris in Skins, series 1

 

April Pearson in Skins, series 1

 

Wendy Brierley in Skins, series 1

 

unknown in Skins, series 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Gisele shows just a bit of areola in this photo shoot

 

These are supposed to be a young Miranda Kerr. I can't verify the authenticity of that ID.

 

Film Clips

Victoria Dillard, Garcelle Beauvais, and others in the bathing scene from Coming to America

Three classic Euro-babes from Le Foto de Gioia: Trine Michelsen, Serena Grandi, and Sabrina Salerno.

From the world of Blaxploitation: Gloria Hendry in Black Caesar

Delphine Zentout in Farinelli

Carrie Fleming in The Tooth Fairy