Wild Things (1998) deluxe edition. This is one of those few films that Scoop and I, who have very similar tastes, completely disagree on. He was too busy enjoying it to worry about the plot problems. I was turned off to the film early on. First we see Denese Richards try to seduce Matt Dillon at his home after washing his car. We see her leave quickly, obviously a scorned woman. Nobody but us sees this performance, but it is what convinces us that Dillon is, in fact, innocent, until after the trial. I can excuse continuity errors, logic errors, and even some visible crew or equipment, but a director fooling me with a deliberate visual lie will ruin a film for me ever time. From that point on, there was no reason to pay attention to plot points, because any or all of them could also have been deliberate lies, and, in fact, some of them were. There is a lot of new breasts exposure from Denise Richards in this edition. After watching the Theresa Russel scene several times, frame by frame, I am convinced that the breasts we see are not hers. Not only don't we see face and breast in the same frame, but she totally disappears from frame after the breast exposure. The cleavage shown earlier is worth seeing, though. Most of you will probably enjoy this, and I could have had the director not presented the previously mentioned lies. C-.

Club Dread (2004):

I talked about this already. Comments here

The purpose of today's update is to present MUCH better captures of Jordan Ladd (Cheryl's daughter) topless.

• Jordan Ladd (1, 2, 3)

 .wmv film clips - Lisa Bonet

Angel Heart is a great atmospheric supernatural mystery. Talk about noir. It doesn't get any blacker than this. It doesn't make a lot of sense if you look too closely, but there's no need to look that closely.

This is the one role in which I really like Mickey Rourke.

More important, Angel Heart is one sexy, sleazy movie, and Cosby kid Lisa Bonet supplied the earthy allure.

• Dancing in a Obeah ceremony.
• A bloody, mysterious sex scene with The Mickster.

OTHER CRAP:

• Kevin Spacey may or may not have been assaulted and robbed in London. Odd stuff. He gave the police a story, then withdrew it. The whole incident is fishy, if you ask me. Spacey supposedly got mugged while was walking his dog. That might make some sense if he had a poodle, but Spacey owns a Lab. You have to be a pretty brave-ass mugger to attack a healthy six foot tall guy walking a faithful 100 pound Labrador Retriever, just to get his cell phone.
• Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona suffered a heart attack and is now in intensive care and linked to a respirator
• Kilt-Wearing Marine plays bagpipes for troops. Troops ask for combat instead.
• Robber calls ahead to order a heist at the take-out window
• The Dalai Lama goes to Canada to defend his long-driving championship.
• The Rockies' Larry Walker finds a body on his property. Walker is on the disabled list. The dead guy probably is as well. Either that or he plays for the Expos.
• Build an Alka-Seltzer Tablet Rocket
• A new scene from Kill Bil Vol 2
• Bob Woodward spills all to Mike Wallace. Interesting stuff. The President agreed to be quoted on the record for the Woodward book.
• Stars smile through the suds at the BAFTA TV awards
• FilmJerk.com reviews ''Rhinoceros Eyes'': "A quirky and imaginative movie which will invariably end up on the shelves of neighborhood video stores shelves in a specialty section with Blue Velvet and Donnie Darko."
• Videos of Libby Hoeler, college freshman, accidental softcore porn star. Here is the supposed story behind the videos.
• Astronomy Pic of the Day - Comet Bradfield passing the Sun, and The Sun, in turn, accusing it of having had sex with Beckham. You know the drill. "I've never seen such a bit of tail", exclaimed the horny footballer.
• CIA - Their famous "World Factbook" - now online
• Duke University Cuts 8 A.m. Classes That means Duke University and I have one thing in common.
• Vintage Erotic - the history of "Vulgar Photography"
• For your special interest. RGE films - the Net's finest spanking movies
• Ask Jeeves to acquire ISH. This will lift them to #5 in the search engine war, ahead of Lycos and Altavista, behind only MSN, AOL, Yahoo!, and Google,
• Kill Bill takes the Weekend Box Office, as expected.
  • Vol 2 did $25 million, better than the $22 million for Vol 1.
  • The Punisher finished a respectable second.
  • Three of last week's releases, The Alamo, The Whole Ten Yards, and The Girl Next Door, are pretty much dead in the water.
  • The Passion passed $360 million.
• Miss the Concorde? Why not bid on the Olympus 593 Turbo Jet Engine. If you buy now, you get the stand free!
• The Lone Gunmen Episode 1, aired March 4, 2001. I suggest clicking on "a short synopsis", and watching the film clip. Remember this pilot aired six months before 9/11.
  • Here is the home page of The Lone Gunmen.
• Beckham Admits to Affair, British Newspaper Says
• Kerry gets served up with 'waffles' on the major search engines.
• The Backside of War, by P.J. O'Rourke Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help?
• Hamas appoints new a leader, presenting him with the traditional green jacket with a bulls-eye painted on it.
• The Greatest Breasts in History, Volume 1
• Deborah Norville reports an Onion story as fact.
• Dick Cheney, king of the wild undisclosed frontier, vows to kill him a b'ar.
• The trailer for Swing. Swing" is the dance- and music-filled story of Anthony Verdi, a young man caught between his dream of being a full-time musician and the conventional life of his security-minded father and long-time fiancée.
• Three previews The Saddest Music in the World: This is an odd one. "It's 1933 in Winnipeg and the Great Depression is in full bloom. Beer Baroness Lady Port-Huntly (Isabella Rossellini) announces a global competition to determine the saddest music in the world, and musicians from across the globe pour into town to vie for the whopping $25,000 prize. Sobbing Mexican Mariachis, dour Scottish Bagpipers, woeful West African drummers and numerous other grief-stricken ensembles give it their all. Down-on-his-luck Broadway producer Chester Kent and his amnesiac girlfriend Narcissa (Maria de Medeiros) return home to his native Winnipeg as the U.S. entry in the contest. He soon finds himself embroiled in a family reunion as treacherous and twisted as the competition itself. Ultimately, a cataclysmic fire and the machinations of fate sort matters out for the sad characters and the denizens of the saddest city on earth. Part musical melodrama, part tongue-in-cheek social satire, Guy Maddin's expressionistic film achieves a level of lunacy rarely seen since the Marx Brothers..." I thought it sounded interesting, but that first clip "Sissy Boy Slap Party" was dragged out WAY too long.
• Here's the trailer for Andre Techine's new movie, Strayed. Set in 1940 at the beginning of France’s occupation by the Germans, the recently widowed Odile (Emmanuelle Béart) is a young, beautiful mother fleeing Paris with her two young children in tow. When German planes bomb the road filled with refugees, Odile’s car is destroyed, and she flees into the woods with her children. They encounter Yvan, a 17 year-old illiterate delinquent whose survival skills and charm soon prove indispensable. After spending a night in the open, the four fugitives stumble upon an abandoned house and Yvan breaks in. Empty of its inhabitants, the house becomes a desert island paradise and the setting for a makeshift family. Odile, at once suspicious of and attracted to the mysterious stranger, soon finds herself at the center of a fascinating set of personal and sexual dynamics.
• England has generally been exempt so far from America's hypocritical post-tittygate morality. Rude Adidas ad shocks Brits.
• Here are four free short videos from SPICE UNCENSORED!, stuff too hot for Spice TV.
• Tina Marie Jordan was the Playmate of the Month in March 2002. Here is her free, nude Playmate Gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!

Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

Snapshots:

• Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. You will find a detailed examination of this film in the Tuna section. Click on that fish up above, and head down to the "s" section.  Carmen is the granddaughter of The Little Tramp (no, not Joan Collins - the other one), possibly film's greatest comic, and is the great granddaughter of Eugene O'Neill, possibly America's greatest (and least comical) playwright. So she doesn't know whether to be serious or not. (.avi, .wmv)

• Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. (.avi, .wmv)

• Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. (.avi, .wmv)

• Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. (.avi, .wmv)

More Uma:

• Yesterday we had The Bride in Dangerous Liaisons and Baron Munchausen. Today - Mad Dog and Glory.  (.avi, .wmv)

• And here's more of Uma in Mad Dog - look in the window reflection to see the best stuff.  (.avi, .wmv)

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

• Tenis babe Daniela Hantuchova showing some pokies.

• Elizabeth Hurley...pokies in #1, cleavage in #2 and a slight see-thru nipple in #3. (1, 2, 3)

• Supermodel Gisele Bundchen showing some partial breast views and plenty of leg in links 1 and 2. (1, 2, 3)

• Janet Jackson...'Wardrobe Malfunction'.

• Kylie Minogue, subtle pokies/see-thru.

• Catherine Blythe, topless and full frontal. (1, 2, 3)
• A .wmv of Catherine Blythe full frontal

Next up, a couple of Skinemax favorites, both going topless in scenes from "Strip for Action" (1996).

• Maria Ford (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
• Nikki Fritz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Finally today...a whole bunch of assorted .wmv video clips!

• Amanda Peet's wonder topless scenes from "The Whole Nine Yards" (1, 2)

• Amy Smart, topless in "Road Trip". (1, 2)

• Jaclyn DeSantis and Aliya Campbell from the topless locker room scene in "Road Trip".

• Gillian Anderson's brief topless scene from "The Turning" (1997)

• Rare nudity from "Charmed" co-star Holly Marie Combs. Here she is topless and getting felt up in a scene from "A Reason to Believe" (1995)

• Tanya Roberts, gorgeous and topless in the 80's classic, "The Beastmaster" (1982).

• Tanya Roberts...more toplessness and also some excellent rear nudity from "Sheena" (1984). (1, 2, 3)