Thursday

WhyScan's Page Three Report
Yesterday: Leilani, 21, from Bournemouth (1, 2, 3, 4)

GOLD: Janet Conway, August 1, 1977. Hey, one of you Brits explain to me how long this Page Three thing has been going on and a little history if you know it. I take it that it doesn't date back to Captain Cook bringing back nude drawings of Tahatian girls for the Times "Ye Page of Thrice", so when did it begin and how was it received at first?

Request: Corinne Russell, 1990. (1,2)

Request: Debbie Girling, October 29, 1979. (1)

Blinky's Runway Report
Elisabet Davidsdottir (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Scoop's tips: number six is a righteous see-through, and she has most excellent breasts, compadres. One, two and five are sorta see-through. The other two are cleavage.
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Britney Spears performing. I don't much like Britney, but these are pretty sexy.
Aussie
Aussie's report - "Sheryl Richards. This is the little 20 year old bird who ran for Mayor of the Gold Coast. She didn't win, but we did when she did a nude spread in one of the weekly rags. The paper is not Playboy quality and I don't do much scanning. Still, she's cute and sexy." (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
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Julie Smith (1 2 3 4) Penthouse, February 1993.
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Leelee in "Eyes Wide Shut" (The Night)
Leelee in "Eyes Wide Shut" (The Night)
Leelee in "Eyes Wide Shut" (The Night)
Leelee in "Eyes Wide Shut" (The Night)
Leelee in "Eyes Wide Shut" (The Night)
Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (Sing)
Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (Sing)
Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (Sing)
Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
Bobbie Phillips in "Die Abzocker" (Celeblover)
Bobbie Phillips in "Die Abzocker" (Celeblover)
Bobbie Phillips in "Die Abzocker" (Celeblover)
Alycia Purrott not nude in "Jailbait" (DAI)
Gloria Darpino in "West New York", from Cougar
Danni Hunt on "Undressed With Guest"
Florentine Lahme in "Der Pfundskerl"
Dorothea Hurley paparazzi nipple-slip

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"Lady of the Lake", from Tuna

Don't know anything about it. IMDb says it is a fairy story, presumably about some watery tart. I do think it's appropriate that the star of a movie called Lady of the Lake is named Tennyson. And it's something completely different ... thumbnails. Tennyson Loeh (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Josee Laviolette (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

words and pictures fromStone Cold

Scoop- it ain't time to do my monthly magazine round-up yet, and I'm busier than shit this week, so let me just send you a couple pictures that can't wait, and tell a good story. This is probably the only time my column has had any truth in it. I'm at the Barnes and Noble help desk earlier this week, just before headin' home, and I get to shittin' with the infocracka about the internet. I tell him that I'm not as much into it as I'd like to be, because of time, but that I sometimes write some shit and scan a few pictures for a celebrity site. Cracka says "what's the name of it"? I tell him, he look me up and down, and says "you're Stone Cold aren't you?". She-it. I'm a star! I'm mothafuckin' Michael Jordan for two minutes. So, I admit it, and he says "I got a book you have to see. I've been meaning to write Scoopy about it". So this cracka show me one mo'fo'n page, and he know exactly what to show me. It's topless. It's beautiful. It's Rene Russo at 20 years old, obviously really the girl, and no shit. It's labeled Rene Russo, and the photo is taken by Scavullo. Next page, there's four nudes of Rene lying down on her stomach, and you can tell it's Russo, no diggity. He says, "do you want to see more"?, but at this point I'm already heading back to the office to use my scanner. (Ain't got one at home, so do my thing after hours in the office.). I'll have more, but these couldn't wait. I had to blow up the four similar nude Russo's from postage stamp size, so they ain't so great, but the others are some sweet shit. Rene Russo large topless. I had to join two pages, and I'm not that proficient at editing, but I think it was worth it. This is my Pieta!) Rene Russo - the four small nudes, blown up too much. (Scoop's note: I showed this to Elya, who likes Russo, and she had an incisive comment. She said Russo at that age was approximately as beautiful as Michelle Pfeiffer - so why wasn't she even more successful as a model? I don't have any answer to that.) Anna Levine - great photo, but I don't know the sugah. (Scoop's note: I don't know for sure if it is the same woman, becasue she always wears too much make-up and she's now 25 years older, but I guess this is actress Anna Thompson. I had no idea she was old enough to look like this in 1975. I guess she must be 45 or older now. I just capped her in "Jaded", Charlie got her in "Sue", and Realist did her in "Six Ways to Sunday", all recent movies, and she does look 45, but I never knew she really was. Can anyone confirm that this is or isn't the same Anna Levine Thompson?) Amber Smith. I also got some frontal of Amber, but they need some work, so another day, cracka. This is just for a guffaw. Carmen Electra finally admits why she likes Dennis

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Juliette Binoche. In "Rendezvous" Charlotte Valandrey. Looking magnificent in "Red Kiss"

 

"Boys Don't Cry", from Johnny Web

I guess the real quality issue with real-life stories always lies in the set-up. I mean the payoff must be fairly interesting for them to make a movie about it in the first place, right? So the set-up is what distinguishes the incredibly soporific "Silkwood", which plays like a PBS show, from the taut and tense "The Insider", which plays like an international espionage flick. Now "Boys Don't Cry" has two inherent potentially fatal flaws to overcome: the premise is basically only interesting because it all really happened. Make the same movie, don't tell anyone it's all true, and it's a ho-hum premise. Like Silkwood, when it isn't engaged in the main premise, it's just down home folks doin' some down home stuff. Drinkin' beer and tippin' cows and actin' like illiterate assholes. Now, am I trashing the movie? Not at all. Just setting up the next statement, which is that it overcomes those problems beautifully, much like The Insider. Just about every minute is charged with tension - will the impersonation be discovered by someone, will the white trash cons erupt into violence, how the hell will Teena/Brandon make love to a woman without her discovering the secret, will the cops catch their various evil doings, will the cops unearth the criminal activities in Teena's past ...

Because it is effectively directed and performed to maintain the tension, and because the performers carry off the mood exactly as it should be, this is an excellent piece of filmmaking.

Did I like it? Not one bit. I admired its artistry and I was impressed by the cast, but what is there to like? Teena didn't overcome the sexual identity crisis to save the environment or create an inexpensive eternal light bulb. Nope. She only wanted to prove that she could be a lyin', stealin', fightin'-fer-no-reason, drunk drivin', longneck drinkin' and burpin', work-evadin', chain-smokin', shopliftin', buying booze for minors, no-account trailer trash scumbag. Why do we care? Whether she ended up a dyke, or a transsexual, or a transvestite, or something completely unique, bottom line is she wasn't really a very good person. Even when she was raped mercilessly or even when she was killed for no reason by psychos, you have a hard time opening up your heart to touch her pain, because she always could have made the choice to integrate into life as a decent man instead of hanging out with criminal sociopaths. Dress like a guy, get an education, make a few bucks, go to Denmark and get the operation, change your name legally. Bingo, you're a man, and nobody is the wiser about your past.

Anyway, I think it was a tense and powerful and gritty movie, but I'll never watch it again. Chloe Sevigny (1 2 3 4 5 6 7)

Hilary Swank. I need to discuss these a bit more. There may be some body doubling here. First of all, I haven't see this unedited frame captured before, and it clearly shows that Swank did frontal nudity (without the breasts). The same is true here, but with an explanation this time. That second one is a composite of two frames that I joined together from an upward pan, (the face and the crotch are originally in separate frames), but you can see that the pan matches so closely, that it has to be for real. Finally, this one clearly showed the side of Swank's breast, and this showed the side of her hips.

These two scenes are a different story. The examination scene is NOT a smooth pan. it appears that the scene was stopped and started again, and the facial frames include no bosom at all. Unlike the other scene, there was no reason at all to do a pan in the first place. The scene would probably be more effective with the camera pulled back a bit to show the body and facial scars together, so this looks mighty suspicious. The shower scene is just a butt. Could be anyone's butt. Well, maybe not Marlon Brando, but almost anyone else.

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