Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

(1989)

Flesh Gordon is abducted by the Cosmic Cheerleaders (from Cosmic High, of course) because all of the men on their planet have been rendered impotent by the ruler, and they need the very virile Flesh to save the day. His girlfriend and Dr. Flexi Jerkoff follow to rescue him. Jerkoff's space ship is run by chicken fucking, and everything that can be shaped like a breast is. The rescuers nearly die in the ASSteroid belt, a bunch of flatulent asteroids and a burning comet, but they save the day firing huge corks into the asteroids. Other highlights include walking miles through a rectum, the mammary mountains, a club called the G-spot (very few men there -- men can never find the G-spot) and Flesh having to screw the chickens personally when their normal propulsion system is undermined by an impotence ray.

This film is trying for high camp with frequent breasts. They succeeded in the breast department, featuring the mammaries of including Stevie-Lyn Ray, Sharon Rowley, Blaire Kashino, Melissa Mounds, Morgan Fox, Robyn Kelly, Strawberry Angel and several unknowns. Unfortunately, they overshot camp by miles, and made it all the way to puerile, gross and disgusting. I imagine 8 year olds would find it amusing, but then they aren't allowed to see it.

Melissa Mounds

Morgan Fox

Robyn Kelly

Strawberry Angel

group (Stevie-Lyn Ray, Sharon Rowley, Blaire Kashino)

unknowns