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The Grindhouse Era, Part 5: Nudie Costume Comedies
(and more)
So far we have looked at the nudie cuties as
they dominated grindhouse fare in the first third of the
1960s. Bachelor Tom Peeping (1962), starring Patty
Casse, is another movie that lays claim to showing
nudists in their natural habitat.
Nude on the Moon (1962) was also solidly in that
tradition even though they moved the nudists from
Florida to outer space, which really isn’t that much of
a stretch. That one featured:
Lacey Kelly
Marietta
But there are two points to make: 1) nudie cuties were
not the only exploitation movies shown in grind houses
in the early 60’s and 2) nudie cuties stayed popular at
least into the early 1970’s.
A good example of grittier grindhouse movies in the
early 60’s was Girl In Trouble (1963), about a country
gal who loses her way in the big city and winds up a sex
worker. The blond and buxom Tammy
Clarke played the title character in her only
appearance on the screen. Love the hair-do.
If we look for nudie costume comedies like those that
Harry Novak made in 1970, we see much the same thing
that same year with The Joys of Jezebel. And like
Harry, the producer of Joys was wise enough to hire
Dixie Donovan
and Ruth Liben
to bathe and dance and pretend to bed a willing young
man.
In the same genre of nudie costume comedy - perhaps its
earliest example - is Sinderella and the Golden Bra
(1964). The send up here is Sinderella loses not
her golden slippers but her golden bra on her way out
the door at the royal ball. This gives the
love-stricken prince a chance to find Sinderella by
forcing every maiden in the land to try on the precious
under-garment. Good premise to a movie meant for
the grindhouse audience, but the execution is
terrible. Let me tell you why.
Real early in the movie is a village fair, complete with
a topless belly dancer, played by
Jackie De Witt. That is good news. Jackie
also plays one of the village maidens, forced by royal
decree to try on the bra. That is even better news,
because the bra is much too small for her. Much.
But then starts the bad news.
Althea Currier plays one of the maidens and yes, indeed,
she also tries on the bra, but she turns her back to the
camera. Althea
Currier… topless as usual… with her back…to the
camera. What in THE fuck?
Perhaps you think she asked for too much to appear
topless, but there she is an earlier scene, appearing as
a lady-in-waiting, with
not a stitch on above her waist.
So she was uninhibited as an aristocrat but bashful as a
peasant? Tis a mystery.
That is bad execution #1.
Bad execution #2 is the casting of the
other village maidens; they were not, shall we
say, the most delectable women in Hollywood and would
not have been in the top tier of any good-sized
village. The movie credits and IMDb give us the
names of these maidens, but who is who escapes me.
That is too bad because one actress credited as a
Village Maiden, Donna Anderson, had major roles in
Inherit The Wind and On The Beach. You can find a
lot of pictures of her on the web,
and a comparison of images suggests that of all
the village maidens, number 2 looks the most like her,
but nothing is certain. (I numbered the maidens in order
of appearance; Althea was #1)
Playing Sinderella is the one-movie wonder, Suzanne
Sybele. She is a nice enough looking woman,
but you can see why both Althea Currier and Jackie De
Witt failed to squeeze into a bra made for her.
And when you see her act, you will understand why this
is her only film credit.
One last note about Sinderella: it is a fairy godfather
who gets her ready for the royal ball, not a
godmother. And this godfather is played not by
Brando or De Niro but by Sydney Lassick. You might
be asking. "Who is Sydney Lassick?" but you will
recognize him if you have seen One Flew Over the
Cuckoo’s Nest. He played Cheswick and he did a
great job as a looney.
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