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Diane Lane!
The Blu-Ray version of Unfaithful
includes a topless Diane
Lane in a deleted
scene which has not been
seen before.
  
TV Round-Up
Here's one we missed from Hemlock
Grove, s1e5,
with Paula
Macneil
Here's the nudity in
episodes 10, 11 and 12 of Borgia
Episode 10, Stephanie
Caillard and Episode
11, Stephanie
Caillard
   
Episode 12, unknowns
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* Yellow
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funny (maybe).
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asterisk:
expanded
format.
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asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
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"House of Lies"
s1e1
Daphne Duplaix
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Centrespread
(1981)
Back to
the VHS vault and
dusting off a stone cold
nude orgy.
Centrespread
is a, um, uh, sci-fi
softcore drama, yeah,
that'll do ... set in the
not too distant future
where the world is divided
into the haves and the
have-nots and the world is
run by a central computer
system that determines who
are the haves. A sex
publication, yeah, that'll
do ... has hired Gerard
(Paul Trahair) to be their
photographer and has one
month to come up with the
most stunning shots for
their special edition, I
assume ... Gerard is given
free reign to find the
best model for these shots
and after a hard days
shoot, visits an antique
shop on the poor side of
town and discovers Niki
(Kylie Foster) working
there and instantly
declares that she's the
one. But, Niki is not
interested in being a
model, even if it means
that she will go to the
other side. Gerard chases
Niki, determined to get
her to pose while becoming
more disillusioned by the
state sanctioned models
and set-ups. Will Niki
pose for Gerard? Will
Gerard become less
comatose? How many naked
girls showing very 80s
nudity can you fit into
one movie? Will this film
make a jot of sense?
Awwww, who cares?
The first film from
notorious producer Wayne
Groom (Maslin Beach,
hopefully coming soon to
the site, Strangers,
Summer of Love, which
aired once on Channel 9 in
2001 and has sadly never
been seen again starring
Bree Maddox that had some
good nudity in it from
memory) is a total tax
write-off if ever there
was one. The whole sci-fi,
post-apocalyptic setting
and how it manages to be a
life and death situation
that Gerard has to get the
perfect nude shots is so
baffling that I wonder why
not just show naked girls
for 75 minutes instead.
It'd make more sense. The
actors are pure amateurs
with only Kylie Foster
seemingly having any sort
of career (check out Kitty
and Bagman for more nudity
from her). Paul Trahair
never gets out of first
gear, a total walking
comatose and being the
lead character, that's
just pure death. But,
there's lots and lots of
naked girls and a bit of
sexual abandon, so,
there's that to get you
through. Fave scene
involves Gerard being
taken aback that Niki is
wearing underwear cos they
don't bother with that on
the other side of the
world. HAHAHAHAHAHA
As
with all VHS titles, the
quality is below the usual
standard and the copy of
Centrespread isn't too
bad, perfectly watchable
with the occasional
tracking glitch, but that
is rare. The aspect ratio
though is all over the
place because it changed
in every goddamn scene, so
some videos are in
fullscreen and others are
in widescreen, but you
don't miss a thing. I
promise.
aa
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