Misty's Secret (2000) is an erotic short featuring Misty Mundae and Tina Krause as roommates who discover the joys of Sapphic love, and Ruby LaRocca as a woman who likes to strip and masturbate in front of her apartment window. The two stories are unrelated. As the film opens, Misty is in the bath, and Tina is naked applying makeup. She gets in the bath, eventually, and misty scrubs her back and gets out. Then, Misty climbs back in and they have some girl/girl fun. Later, they take a walk through a cemetary, where some creap tries to pick them up, and is strangled by an unseen creep. Then they go home and get in bed. The LaRocca story is even more minimalist. She takes down the curtain, then strips and plays with herself in front of the window.

Technically, this is not much more than a home movie. It is interesting to see Misty Mundae several years younger, and new to the screen. Even then, she had that wholesome natural approach, and was at home in front of the camera. Mundae and Krause show everything. LaRocca shows breasts and buns. This has long been unavailable, but is included on a Surrender Cinema special DVD with another film staring the same women. What this adds up to is a no plot amateurish effort with good nudity from future soft core stars, and is only of interest to fans of the three women. It suffers from nearly no dialogue, and probably no script. Most of the scenes seemed to stall, and then someone did something, as if in response to direction. D-.

Quick rundown of web finds:

• Much better copies of those Claudia Schiffer paparazzi pictures. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
• Mia Kirshner in Sunday's "L Word" (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Sarah Paulson in "Deadwood"

Other Crap:

• URL says it all: SqualorSurvivors.com
• WhoWouldBuyThat.com (Weird auctions from eBay and elsewhere around the web.) Today's feature: all the "haunted" stuff.
• WEYCO, INC will not permit employees to smoke on or off the job.
• Paris Airs Out Her Junk
• URL says it all: AnagramSite.com . I kid you not - my last name is an anagram for "low-risk web."
• The poster for Sky High (2005)
  • This Disney flick is "set in a world where superheroes are commonly known and accepted. Young Will, the son of Commander Stronghold and Jetstream, tries to find a balance between being a normal teenager and an extraordinary being."
  • Apparently this movie was made for those who liked everything about The Incredibles except the fact that it didn't suck.
• Two new international clips (extrait) from Creep. I like the premise very much, but the clips are less promising.
  • London, midnight, on a cold evening. Unable to find a taxi, Kate (Franka Potente) heads for the Underground. She takes a seat away from the crowd of late-night revelers and waits for the last train. Before long she drifts off to sleep… and wakes to find everyone gone. She momentarily panics until another train pulls in. She boards, unnerved that she's the only passenger, but relieved at last to be on her way. Halfway through the tunnel the train jerks to a violent halt. The lights shut off and the train is plunged into darkness. Kate screams… she is trapped, in the dark… and she is not alone… her nightmare has only just begun.
• New 'Batman Begins' Trailer Shows Superhero's Human Side (and lots of Katie Holmes)
• SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE VANISHES, REPLACED BY NEW ENTITY CALLED STURCH ... Will Offer Salvation, Motor Vehicle Renewals on Sunday
• An upcoming book alleges Beatles manager Brian Epstein had a homosexual affair with one of the Fab Four. Hey, Fab is short for Fabulous.
• Follow up: prior to the publication of Joanne Peterson's book, here's the former gossip summary of: Brian Epstein's alleged sexual relationship with John Lennon

  The report says:

  • Brian had kept "on and on." Lennon eventually said, "Oh, for Christs sake, Brain, just stick it up me arse then." Brian had apparantly shown a preference to merely masturbating the Beatle. ("What's a wank between friends?").
  • Peter Brown has written that Brian told him John allowed him to make love to him. Albert Goldman, not one to shy away from detail, asserts that Peter Brown only meant oral sex.
• The Straight Dope: How the hell are you supposed to spell Moammar El-Gadhafi?. I prefer to combine three of my favorite first names "Nomar Elke Daffy"
• Scarlett Johansson will appear in next Woody Allen project - and it will be filmed in the U.K.
• The newest, greatest of all theme parks: Welcome to Brandoland
• Guy takes a crap on the "M" of the "MGM Grand"
• Darth Vader's heart of evil is no match for Hollywood executives'
• Whoa! That Condi is one hot tootsie.
• eBay item - PAN THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE VIRGIN MARY
  • "THIS pan made an omelet that looked like Charlton Heston once, and also a corned beef hash where I could distinctly see an image of Oliver Reed. Now these two legends have both been stars of biblical films and I'm sure it's just a matter of time before the Virgin Mary appears on a pancake or a waffle."
  • "(of course this can not be guaranteed and as such I do not wish to be held responsible if you only manage to make Willem Dafoe or something)"
• Desperate Housewives star 'wears fake willy' for film role
• Liz Hurley has decided not to make any more films so she can concentrate on raising her young son. No problem, really, as long as she appears naked in public from time to time.
• GOD SWITCHES PLACES WITH BUS DRIVER
  • "According to the Holy See, in recent years God has traded places with a 10-yearold girl in Biloxi, Miss., with an elderly playwright in Edinburgh and a Chinese flutist in Shanghai."
  • SIDEBAR: Flutist or flautist? It seems that flautist was imported from Italian (flautista) by Nathaniel Hawthorne in the early 19th century. Flutist is the older English form.
• Kilmer: "British theatre audiences 'smarter' than Americans"
  • Maybe. Maybe British actors as well.
• Baseball's all-fat team.
• Italians have the biggest dicks; Filipinos finish last.
• You have to love any article about the Pope which includes this phrase: "The American conservative theologian Robert Novak"
• The trailer from YES - A film by Sally Potter
  • "YES is the story of a passionate love affair between an American woman (Joan Allen) and a Middle-Eastern man (Simon Abkarian) in which they confront some of the greatest conflicts of our generation - religious, political and sexual.
    Sam Neill plays the betrayed and betraying politician husband, Sheila Hancock the beloved aunt and Shirley Henderson the philosophical cleaner who witnesses the trail of dirt and heartbreak the lovers leave behind them, as they embark on a journey that takes them from London and Belfast to Beirut and Havana."
• LOGGINS AND MESSINA TOURING AGAIN (It's been 29 years)
• The trailer for Martin Short's latest, Jiminy Glick in La La Wood
• The trailer from Jodie Foster's comeback, Flightplan.
  • This is one of the best trailers I've ever seen. Exciting, gets you hooked, doesn't give anything away.
  • Academy Award-winning producer Brian Grazer ("A Beautiful Mind," "Apollo 13") teams up with two-time Academy Award-winning actress Jodie Foster ("Silence of the Lambs," "The Accused") in the taut psychological thriller, "Flightplan," directed by Robert Schwentke and written by Peter Dowling and Billy Ray. Flying at 40,000 feet in a cavernous, state-of-the-art 474 aircraft, Kyle Pratt (Foster) faces every mother's worst nightmare when her six year-old daughter, Julia, vanishes without a trace mid-flight from Berlin to New York. Already emotionally devastated by the unexpected death of her husband, Kyle desperately struggles to prove her sanity to the disbelieving flight crew and passengers while facing the very real possibility that she may be losing her mind. While neither Captain Rich (Sean Bean), nor Air Marshal Gene Carson (Peter Sarsgaard) want to doubt the bereaved widow, all evidence indicates that her daughter was never on board resulting in paranoia and doubt among the passengers and crew of the plane. Finding herself desperately alone, Kyle can only rely on her own wits to solve the mystery.
• Cell Phone is actually a Stun Gun with Personal Siren Alarm. Good idea, unless you actually need a cell phone, in which case you have to carry two including this one.
• Pope Benny Hex Reaches Out to Other Religions by Allowing Jews to Call Him 'Benny'
• Very HQ pic of the new Superman. Brandon himself looks great, but that suit makes Superman look like a major douche.
• Blue Hotel, an unproduced 1949 screenplay written by the best movie critic of his time and a Pulitzer winning novelist, James Agee
• Denzel Washington is in final talks to reunite with director Tony Scott in a romantic thriller Deja Vu. I was thinkin' that sounded pretty good until I read this: "Washington will play an FBI agent with the ability to travel back in time."
• SCIFI.COM has now posted the complete first episode of The New Battlestar Galactica cost-free and commercial-free, plus four deleted scenes!!
• My Sharapova, to the tune of My Sharona
• Here are some more pictures of the Olsen twin with the almost-free boobie.
• Kung Fu Hustle, as reviewed by the greatest of all film critics, Filthy.
• Microsoft will officially roll out 64-bit versions of its Windows operating systems on Monday.
• Hong Kong broadband launches 1gbps service. Downloads are 150 times faster than DSL. Uploads are 2000 times faster than DSL!!
• "Hey Scoop, Came across this page looking for something else. There are a lot of interesting projects. It is never to early to start your Halloween planning!" Monster Page of Halloween Project Links

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Or....review the results of our previous polls:
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes

Today the ghost has a bunch of vids (zipped .wmvs) from 1992's 'babes and guns' movie "Hard Hunted" (1992). Written by Fun House hero Andy Sidaris, and directed by his son Christian Drew Sidaris.

• Becky Mullen, topless as she gets out of the hot tub to fetch a cup o' coffee. Some folks may remember her as 'Sally, the farmer's daughter' from the the 80's TV series, "G.L.O.W: Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling".

• Becky Mullen and Ava Cadell, both topless in the hot tub. In real life, Cadell is actually Dr. Ava Cadell, a clinical sexologist and 'Love Guru'.

• Carolyn Liu, the Sidaris regular showing off some decent robo-goodies.

• Cynthia Brimhall, the former heffer (October '85) shows off her ample bosom in two different love scenes. (1, 2, 3)

• Another former Heffer (March '84) and Sidaris regular...Dona Speir. Here she is showing an excellent thong view (#1) and some toplessness (both clips). (1, 2)

• Mika Quintard, taking a quick shower with her bikini bottoms on.

• Roberta Vasquez, yet another Heffer (November '84). Here she is briefly baring her breasts while 'making love in the ocean'.

• Roberta Vasquez and Dona Speir, lots of bikini cleavage.

And then there was the skin! Blalock showed off her sexy abs and Park had a couple of scenes that featured her wearing black undies.

MICHAEL JACKSON UPDATE: ROWE TO TESTIFY
And God And Michael Aren't Testifying - Michael Jackson's trial took another surprise twist with news that his ex-wife Debbie Rowe, currently in a bitter custody battle with him, will testify for the prosecution. She's expected to say her videotaped support of him was scripted and rehearsed, which would back up his accuser's mother's story. As for what else she might say, one legal expert said this could be nothing or it could be a bombshell, and "only Debbie, Michael and God know what she saw."

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