Marilyn Chambers' Bedtime Stories (1993) is a late night T & A featuring a 41 year old Marilyn Chambers, and five other women, Donna Salvatore, Isabelle Fortea, Camille Donatacci, Theresa Lynn and Victoria Frost. Marilyn is hosting a lingerie party, and the guest model the samples and exchange sexy stories. Three of them are roomies, and tell the story of their seduction of a country bumkin. Another tells how she met and tamed her husband, and Marilyn tells how she gained a hardhat type as a boyfriend. It is true to the T & A genre, as all six women show breasts and buns. IMDB is pretty much useless for this DVD, but if you search on Bedtime Fantasies, and chose the one in 1994, it has Marilyn Chambers listed in the cast, and the buy it link goes to the correct DVD at Amazon. None of the other information on the page, cast, crew or production year, is correct. This is humdrum T & A fair, and the stories do not have enough plot to be interesting. Marilyn does like very nice naked at 41, however. C-.

The imager, French Box, recently posted his entire collection of 1200+ images, so I went through the whole set for nudity. Here are some beautiful highlights:

• Some see-throughs of the incredible Laetitia Casta (1, 2, 3)
• Tennis babe Martina Hingis
• Tennis ... um ... player Mary Pierce
• French Uberbabe Mathilda May donating her impressive chest to bra advertisements. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Italian Uberbabe Monica Bellucci just being gorgeous (no nudity at all in the second one, but a beautiful picture of a beautiful woman) (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Courtney Love, as subtle and delicate as ever.

Updates:

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated

• Honte's Swedish and International Celebrity site is updated

Other crap:

• The Photoshop wizards at fark.com weigh in on what it would look like if Rush Limbaugh got down and funky

• everyone's favorite 200-year-old Wookee, Chewbacca, will return in "Star Wars: Episode III" in 2005.

• Russian director makes a film in real time, one take, one steadicam shot. Nobody knows exactly why he did this, but he did it.
• URL says it all: http://www.myarchives.net/vintagebigtits.htm
• A star of the NBC hit "Will & Grace" is facing a felony theft charge following her arrest Wednesday afternoon at a Los Angeles department store,
• albinos are tired of being portrayed as evil in movies. Imagine how dwarves feel.
• ESPN picks their Top 10 sporting heroes
• Jean-Claude Van Damme is being lined up to star in a film version of Swan Lake  (yes, the ballet).
• x-ray President Bush
• Can you guess which active major leaguer has the highest slugging average on the road. Surprisingly, it is not Barry Bonds, although Bonds has the highest on base percentage on the road. I have made the argument before that Mike Piazza is not only the best hitting catcher in baseball history, by a very wide margin, but is possibly also the best right handed hitter of all time at any position, although his career stats are depressed by having played at Dodger Stadium and Shea, two terrible parks for hitters. The following chart shows performance per 550 at bats. I would interpret the results as having demonstrated that Foxx was #1, but Piazza seems to be #2, or at least in a dead heat with Hornsby. Note that Piazza beats Aaron in every single category. If Piazza had played his entire career at Coors, he would undoubtedly be very close to Cobb's lifetime .366 batting average. Piazza has hit .336 on the road. In order to have beaten Cobb, he would only have to hit .397 at Coors, and it is reasonable to expect that he would actually do far better than that. Helton's lifetime average is .376 at Coors, although he's only a .288 hitter on the road. Larry Walker's lifetime BA is .390 in Coors, although he is basically a .285 hitter (.282 on the road, .293 at Olympic Stadium when he played for Les Expos).

The conclusion that Piazza is the best or second bast on the list also ignores the fact that catching is hard on the body. In other words, he's even better than he seems. He's hit .355 as a DH.

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• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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• Catherine Zeta-Jones, baring breasts and bum in her screen debut. Vidcaps from 1990's "Les Mille et une nuits", aka "1001 Nights", aka "Sheherazade".

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

"Sasquatch" (2003)

Grade-D low-budget horror even Lance Henriksen couldn't save. The special-effects budget was blown on building a hot tub in the middle of a forest, and they wasted the whole scene by using an obvious body double for Andrea Roth's only nude scene of the entire movie (although she did not object to the camera poking down her cleavage in an earlier scene).

• Andrea Roth: bra-less cleavage.
• bodydub: boobs and butt of Andrea's body double

"Central Park Drifter" (1987)

Grade-B horror initially released as "The Graveyard Shift" but re-named for the DVD release in order to avoid confusion with an awful Stephen King movie adaptation of the same name. Lots of vampire sex and nudity.

• Helen Papas: boobs and bush making love in coffin.
• Kim Cayer: boobs and buns. (1, 2)
• Sugar Bouche: boobs and buns of steel but too dark to see Sugar's bush. (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Jessie Taylor: full frontal

CORRECTION: In Saturday's Funhouse edition the actress in "April Fool's Day" was mis-identified. She should be Deborah Goodrich.

• Deborah Goodrich: swimsuit, no nudity.

The old time machine goes all the way back to 1971 today for a visit to a classic movie "Straw Dogs".

Susan George has been a favorite of mine for a long time and her scenes in this movie left lasting memories for me.

Susan gives us pokies in a sweater, great leg and panty peek getting out of her car, and topless as she removes her sweater (links 10-16) and gives workers outside a real treat as she peers out her window.

• Susan George (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

Shauna O'Brien- and Beverly Lynne

Shauna O'Brien

Tiffany Mason

Here are some 'caps from "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn". Very nice cleavage! I particularly liked her comment when he mentioned her outfit.... "I'm an angel no more!" Right On!