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Perhaps some of you can answer these questions better than I ...
Write me.
Scoop and the gang:
"I found this rather odd:
Today's Other Crap ran the link to Heidi Klum's appearance on the cover
of Max magazine. I had the Esquire image in my files from somewhere...
The image below poses the question:
Is it common for a photographer to sell the exact same image to two
different magazines?
I believe this is the first time I have seen this. I have seen photos
from the same shoot go to different mags and variations of a pose to
different mags but this is the first time I have seen the exact same image
go to two different mags....
Thoughts anybody?"
The Gent
Scoopy,
I went and bought Xhange (starring Stephen Baldwin, Kyle McLaughlin and
Janet Kidder) since I saw you had some caps on your site and elsewhere got me
interested in it as well since I've been watching her on Tom Stone on
syndication on the weekends.
Anyway my question is, is there a scene missing from the Region 1 DVD? (See
the attached picture) the scene as far as I can tell is not in my copy of the
movie, and sadly was exactly the reason I bought the darn thing. The other two
parts of the scene (her on top camera pulled away, then closer in are both in
the film but the scene depicted here is MIA)
So would you or the capper (who made this cap, in this case The Night) or
whoever made the caps on the funhouse here in the last few weeks be able to
confirm at the very least what region DVD they capped, if there are multiple
Region 1 discs, is one unrated? Anything to answer where I missed this really
good scene I am not going to be able to see in action now, would be greatly
appreciated.
Thanks for the help as always,
B
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Possessed by the Night
Possessed by the Night is another masterpiece from the prolific Fred Olin Ray, and is
chiefly notable for T&A, although it has one foot in horror and one in
erotic thriller.
An elderly Chinese couple arrive at the back of their Chinatown
curio shop with a pick-up full of treasures. A loan shark enforcer arrives, but
when he sees one of the items in the truck, a preserved embryo of a mutated
animal in a jar, he suddenly backs off. It seems the creature in the jar is not
quite dead, and has an evil influence over anyone around it. Those who come in
contact with the embryo seem to crave sex, and have urges to choke the living
snot out of everyone they are not having sex with.
Cut to a writer and his wife
(Sandahl Bergman) having normal, embryo-free sex. He is experiencing writers' block, but his manager is in debt to the same loan shark
introduced earlier, and is pressuring him to
finish his latest novel. The writer takes a walk to clear his head and look for
inspiration, wanders into the Chinese curio shop and buys the embryo. He arrives home, and
his manager is there with a secretary (Shannon Tweed) to help him finish the
novel.
I was fooled by that set-up into thinking there would be a real plot. Wrong.
Based on the first ten minutes, I would have the low IMDb score terribly
unfair, because the story really seemed to have possibilities. Adding tits and
buns and simulated sex is normally a good thing, but after a while that became the entire
movie except for a bargain monster shown in hilarious close-up too many times.
There was simply no more plot to pad out the nudity and sex. All of the
characters were capable of acting, but the screenplay just did not fully use
them.
There is, however, excellent nudity from three of the usual suspects. Sandahl Bergman, then 43, looks wonderful showing breasts and buns. Shannon
Tweed steals the show exercising in a loose top and no bra, sweat glistening,
and also shows breasts in a hot sex scene. Amy Rochelle shows breasts giving a
massage to the loan shark.
IMDb readers say 3.3.
This is a D.
RareLicensedDVDs says:
Sandahl Bergman...
Shannon Tweed... and as if it was needed... Amy Rochelle too! This is a very
rare title on DVD and this import is superior to other releases of the same
film, and is incredibly rare. When this went out of print with the manufacturer,
we bought all the stock we could, so we'll bring this to you as long as we
can.... when we run out though, we'll be out forever! So don't delay in getting
Shannon's best and rarest! (It is also modestly priced at $14.95. Click on image
below for details.)
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Con Express
Alex Brooks (Sean Patrick Flanery), an Alaskan customs agent, has to team up with a beautiful but deadly Soviet agent named Natalya (Ursula Karven), to capture a Russian rogue General, Anton Simeonov (Arnold Vosloo), who is selling a shipment of deadly nerve gas.
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Notes and collages
Carnal Knowledge, Part 1
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Milla Jovovich was outstanding as Kat, the battered girlfriend of a
small-time hood and hustler, in this 2006 drama. This could have easily
been just another gangster flick, but excellent performances and a great
script made it much more.
Big Al sells guns and a lot more, all illegally, and backed up by his
size and meanness. The entire neighborhood is scared of him, and no one
crosses him, including Kat, who helps him with his operation. Even the
cops are unable to get anything on him, although they try.
After a particularly bad beating at Big Al's hands, Kat decides she
must get away from this jerk, but doing that will involve an elaborate
plan that even then may fail.
This really cool and well-executed story keeps your attention
throughout, and I highly recommend it.
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Milla Jovovich |
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The final clip of Gunilla af Halmstad in Mazurka. Captures to the right. |
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There was more nudity from Jemima Rooper in part two of Life Line. Film clip
here. Sample to the right. (The film clip is better than indicated by the
sample.) |
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One of the Pink Devils did a complete set of film clips detailing the extensive
nudity in 9 Songs. Here's part one of (appropriately enough) nine. |
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This is the only career nudity from Heather Thomas of The Fall Guy - an obscure
1990 film called Red Blooded American Girl. (The nudity in Zapped is a body
double.) |
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Red-hot Lucy Pinder |
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace of Big Brother 2006 (UK) |
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Die Schifferin in her prime. Claudia had perfect long legs and flawless large
breasts. |
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Three politicians in Sweden lodged a complaint with the Swedish Consumer Agency
that a TV ad starring Goldie Hawn promotes shopping. In it, a young girl who's
been dumped by her boyfriend is cheered up when Hawn suggests she do some
clothes shopping. The
politicians say this exploits young people by encouraging them to "comfort shop"
which could make them develop shopping problems. When asked if the point of all
advertising wasn't to make people want to shop, one politician replied, "Yes,
maybe so. I'll have to think about that."
* He thought about it for an hour, then proposed banning
all advertising.
The Washington Post reports that attorney and administrative law judge Roy
Pearson has been relentlessly suing Custom Cleaners for years over a pair of
pants. He claims he needed the pants, and the cleaners couldn't find them. The
cleaners say they later tried to return his pants, but he said they were the
wrong pants and sued for a new $1150 suit. The claims escalated until the
cleaners offered to
settle for $12,000, but Pearson rejected it. He now claims they committed
fraud and negligence by violating their signs reading "Same Day Service" and
"Satisfaction Guaranteed." He's now seeking $1500 a day in damage times three
owners times 1200 days, plus legal fees, a rental car for every trip he had to
take to a different cleaner and other costs. The total: $65,432,500.
* He's suing the pants off them!.
* If he thinks a pair of pants is worth $65 million, he should work at the
Pentagon.
In Hants, England, a 29-year-old teacher is pleading innocent to having sex
with a 16-year-old male student, who left school and began working in a
supermarket. The trial took an even weirder twist when the boy's live-in
girlfriend, a 37-year-old mother of three and his manager at the supermarket,
testified that he had cheated on her with the teacher. The boy is now 18, but
his name couldn't be released for legal reasons.
* His friends could tell you, but they only speak his
name in hushed, reverent tones.
Phil Spector's lawyers claimed in court that Lana Clarkson shot herself in
the head after spending the evening with him
* Finally, a story the jury could believe.
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