TESSA - Revisited
(Maybe?)
Scoop's note:
Brainscan produced
an animated .gif of
a scene in Banshee
(s2e2) that was
alleged to be Tessa
Fowler (see
yesterday's
Brainscan column for
his tribute to the
massive-breasted
Tessa). We
challenged our
resident 1080hd
genius, Aesthete, to
come up with the
scene in hi-def,
assuming it was
really there.
Aesthete researched
the matter, found
the frames in
question, and
delivered the goods.
Mind you, Aesthete
was not able to
confirm the ID, but
here's
the scene,
followed by still
captures (the
alleged Tessa
appears in the first
three).
The Pleasures of a
Woman
(1972)
Today begins a long
series of caps and
clips of the
grind-house feature,
The Pleasures of a
Woman. The
screenplay for this
movie was written on
a cocktail napkin;
not the outline, the
whole damn
screenplay. Three
gals and a guy
people the universe
of Pleasures and
although all three
gals are beautifully
built and fully
nekkid, the movie is
so very boring.
There are many sins
I will forgive so
long as scenes are
filmed to bring out
the beauty in its
actresses but this
one seems to have
filmed with the
opposite intention.
So I grabbed some
frames and stuck
them together, with
none of the feeble
attempts at artistry
I usually
make. I guess
the clips and the
collages speak for
themselves.
