Monday's Images |
Castamania |
What could be better
than Paris in Springtime? How about the FunHouse
on Monday? RJL gets us started with brand new NON
NUDE capturs of Laetitia Casta. Here she is in a
very skimpy bikini (the most revealing of all
these pics)
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RJL's Casta tribute
#2. In the sand.
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RJL's Casta tribute
#3. Backless one-piece suit
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RJL's Casta tribute
#4. Fashion bathing suit
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RJL's Casta tribute
#5. Some kind of a sport bikini. Casta is not an
exercise fanatic
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RJL's Casta tribute
#6. Very lovely reclining nude
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RJL's Casta tribute
#7. One more bikini. Not a very revealing one.
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RJL's Casta tribute
#8. Just a very lovely head shot.
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Treasures |
Beautiful new-to-me
Swain vidcaps of Lydie Denier full-frontal in
"Satan's Princess"
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One more of Helen
Baxendale in "Truth or Dare"
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PAL's vidcaps just
keep getting better, in sensuous beauty and
technical accuracy. Look at this scene of Laura
Gemser in "L'alcova"
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PAL's vidcaps of Anna
Maria Rizzoli in "Scusi, lei č
normale?"
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PAL's vidcaps of
Nadia Fares in "Elles n' Oublient
Jamais"
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Control C sent over
Suzanne Somers, age 48, in "Seduced by
Evil". She isn't naked, but there's enough
showing to convince you that the thighmaster
might not be such a bad buy. I got one, but I
hooked it up to run in series with The Clapper.
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one more of Suzanne
Somers.
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The wise and knowing
Yoda used the force to get these nice caps of
Yancy Butler in "The Hitman". Much
better than the ones I've seen previously.
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one more of Yancy.
This time a decent look at the side of her bosom.
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CHUD looks at Nina
Siemaszko in "Wild Orchid Two: Two Shades of
Blue".
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Cornelia Sharpe in
"Serpico"
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Hugo's sexy vidcaps
of pretty Kimberley Rowe full-frontal in
"Rumble in the Streets"
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Hugo's vidcaps of
Cindy-lookalike Kandeyce Jorden in "Star
Maps". Hugo wrote that he didn't have a
great print to work with. They're not up to his
usual standard, but that's a pretty damned high
standard, so they're still good.
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Dawk_z read about my
comments on Joy Harmon's appearance in "Cool
Hand Luke", and sent the scene over for us
to enjoy!
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Ending the day with
one of my favorites ...Darryl Hannah ... in
"Reckless". Captures by Graphics
Response
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Up to the minute
with Crow and BeerCaps |
You gotta love this
guy, Crow. Day-after vidcaps of Sable (Rena Mero)
in the evening gown match at WWF Unforgiven. And
Crow says "more of Sable and Sunny
tomorrow". Can't we give this guy some kind
of Pulitzer Prize for this?
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Sable #2.
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Sable #3.
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Not to be outdone in
timeliness. BeerCaps sent us some caps from Janet
Gunn in "Silk Stalkings". Pretty racy
stuff for basic cable. As I said, thanks to these
two 'cappers, I have been able to sell my TV and
buy a lava lamp for that corner.
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Janet Gunn #2
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He also caught the
usual kind of E! network fashion shots, this time
of Daniela Pestova on the runway. This woman is
beautiful beyond reason.
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Sunday's Images |
The weekly
Nucathon. |
Assumpta Serna in
"Wild Orchid". I always think of her as
Brazilian, but the polyglot actress is actually
from Catalunya. You can see Carre Otis in the
background.
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and here is Miss Otis
topless in "Wild Orchid". Still cameras
cannot do her justice. I watched
"Orchid" recently ... one of the
worst-acted movies ever, but a visual stunner in
some respects, and Otis looks too good to be
true.
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Susan Penhaligon in
the Paul Verhoeven movie "Soldaat van
Oranje". The actor to the right of her is
Rutger Hauer. I think it is Jeroen Krabbé on her
left (I'm not sure. He was a lot thinner then).
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Tammy
"Rolling" Stones. I don't know a lot
about her ... did bit parts in the early part of
the decade.
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Tatiana Patitz,
hypermodel, and aspiring actress known to catty
industry insiders as "Titz". She was
the woman on the desk in "Rising Sun".
This is an odd picture. Looks like she was caught
in the dressing room .... ???
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There are a couple of beautiful pics
of Patitz in Volume P
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This is quite a
stunning full-frontal frame of Sheila White. She
is known for her portrayal of Messalina in
"I, Claudius" (we had vidcaps last
week), but is probably more familiar to many as
Rosie from the many "Confessions of
...." movies, a series of racy British
comedies based on Timothy Lea's writing. She was
naked a lot in those movies. This scene is from
"Confessions of a Pop Performer"
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Here is Miss White in
another of that series, "Confessions of a
Driving Instructor". This is something I
never learned in Driver's Ed
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I can't recall any
great artistic triumphs in Randi Brooks' career.
She was Bethel in "Wizards and
Warriors", and did some crapola like
"Hamburger: The Motion Picture" and
other similar efforts that required her naked or
near-naked presence. Her private life, however,
was always entertaining. She lived next to
Priscilla Presley, and her boyfriend once sued
Priscilla because Presley's dog bit Randi,
causing him to lose her, um, conjugal company.
They never said exactly where she got bit, and I
don't think I wanna know.
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Kathleen Beller was
an interesting looking actress who was perfectly
willing to get naked whenever necessary, or even
when unnecessary. Unfortunately, she wasn't
exactly Heather Thomas or Severance in the body
department, but she did have a large chest. I
think this is from "The Betsy". (I saw
the movie but I keep trying to forget it bacause
my idol, Lord Olivier, made a complete fool of
himself, failing completely to look young when
necessary, and producing a laughable American
accent. Plus the movie was the stinko de tutti
stinki.
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Here's Ava Fabian. As
you may know if you are a regular, Scoopy Jr. and
I have different tastes in movies. Ava Fabian's
career is pretty much his Top 10 list. Well, not
really. She was last seen in "Busted"
... a movie starring both of the dreaded Corey's
(Haim and Feldman), and directed by one of them,
Corey Feldman. I think those credentials just
speak quality with more elegance than ever I
could muster. I just wanna know this .... what
executive got the bright idea to hire Feldman as
a director? If you know where that guy is working
now ... sell your stock.
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Speaking of Corey's ,
here's Lowell, who is much easier on the eyes
than the other two
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One more of Ava
Fabian
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You guys know that I
don't usually go on about women's bodies. I like
beauty, and the body is a part of the picture.
I'll make an exception for Susanne Severeid. I
just adore the lines of her body, and it looks
especially good here in the surf. Who is she?
You, know, the usual would-be scream queen ...
Howling 4 ... the whole
girl-from-Iowa-who-tried-in-Hollywood
sort-of-thing.
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Susan Mechsner was
another one of the bit part actresses in the
80's. She played a wrestler in two consecutive
movies: a mud-wrestler in "Stripes" and
a bad-girl in "All the Marbles". This
is a strange picture which probably never should
have been published. She looks good above the
waist, but the angle makes her look too flabby
around the middle and hips.
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Oh, no, more naked
Shakespeare. This time we have Sarah Young from
the naked version of Hamlet. "Mom, dad, I
got the part of Ophelia". I guess she can
always hope that mom and dad never actually see
the movie. Imagine their reaction after the first
few minutes when they find that the normally
melancholy Dane is smiling a lot more than usual,
and their daughter is the reason. Imagine their
pride. 400 years of Ophelia's, and none of the
others ever gave Hamlet a reason to be rather
than not be.
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Roxy Pulitzer wrote a
tell-all and posed for nudies, thereby exposing
the seamy underbelly of the sybaritic cream of
Palm Beach society.
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Rosanne Katon was a
stand-up comic. Here she happens to be standing
up without any bra or panties. She also seems to
be the best looking comic named Rosanne. She also
was a POM in 1978 (one of the shorter ones at
5'2"), and was featured in some bad movies
like "Zapped". In looking at her IMDb
Filmography, I found one I have to see (I'll bet
Pepper has it!): "Chesty Anderson, U.S.
Navy". In addition to Katon, it stars Uschi,
Sheri Eubank ("Supervixens") in the
title tole, and Dyanne Thorne ("Ilsa,
She-Wolf of the SS"). The movie was directed
by Ed Forsyth. Never heard of him? He's quite
notorious. He wrote and directed "The
Ramrodder", the infamous movie that starred
Bobby Beausoleil, who was a member of the Charles
Manson family! Beausoleil was convicted of the
murder of Gary Hinman, a music instructor
befriended by Manson.
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Rosanna Schiaffino,
who appeared in all possible movies about Troy,
Hercules or Vikings. I guess she liked the
flowing robes. She became semi-famous for her
on-screen kiss of the black actor Sydney Poitier
in "The Long Ships", which was
considered by some at the time to be scandalous
miscegenation. (Hey, it was 1955!)
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Chelo Alonso. She's
the grade-b version of Rosanna Schiaffino. Her
entire career is movies about pirates, Maciste,
barbarians, gladiators .....
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Roberta Bizeau was
the evil Quinn on Santa Barbara, but is seen here
joining the ranks of women who have gotten naked
with Starship Captains. In this case, she's with
Captain Decker in an episode of "The
Hitchhiker"
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Patrizia Pellegrino,
Italian TV Star. She once tried to act in an
English-language movie. Sadly, it was "Final
Justice" with that favorite of the Fun
House, our own private Idaho and mascot, Joe Don
Baker.
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Elisabeth Huppert,
sister of Isabelle Huppert, actress and model.
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here's her beautiful,
more famous sister, Isabelle Huppert
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Supermodel Christy
Turlington in a diaphanous top
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There are a four of Turlington in
Volume T
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Caroline Munro. Was a
Bond Girl way back in "The Spy Who Loved
Me"
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Beverly Aadland ...
according to Nuc, she was Errol Flynn's mistress.
That narrows it down. There's an exclusive club
with a membership only slightly smaller than the
group of air-breathing women.
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Perpetually naked
French actress Beatrice Dalle, shown here in
"Sabba: Die Hexe" (English
title:"Sabbath")
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Pamela DesBarres,
famed groupie
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Myriem Roussel,
30-something French actress, seen here in
"The Devils of Monza"
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Monique Noel,
Oregon-born POM in 1989
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Meryl Streep. I went
to see "Bridges of Madison County" in a
first-run theatre, and this scene wasn't in
there. I wonder why it was cut. It's actually
quite sensuous and very fleeting. Anybody know?
Is it a body double?
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Linda Fiorentino in a
scene that should have been cut. I like
Fiorentino a lot, but she looks awful here.
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Linda Dallas from the
independent woman's wrestling (and apparently
boxing) promotions.
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Lesley Langley,
British lovely who became Miss World in 1966. In
a precursor to the Vanessa Williams scandal,
magazines published nude pics of her taken two
years before she became Miss World. She weathered
it
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LaToya Jackson. Of
the dishonest 1919 Chicago Black Sox, it was
written "Say they were a great team and let
it go at that". With LaToya, say she is
beautiful and let it go at that, because there's
not much else good.
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There are a couple beautiful shots of
LToya in Volume J
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Christiane Krüger,
daughter of the screen star Hardy Krüger, and
seen here in the very controversial "Double
Face", in which Miss Krüger did a lesbian
love scene.
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I've seen a bunch of
naked pictures of Catherine DeNeuve, but never
this one. If I understand Nuc's notes, it's from
the 1969 movie "Mississippi Mermaid"
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The Baroness Carmen
van Thyssen
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scream queen Brinke
Stevens, naked on a NYC rooftop. Quite a cool
picture.
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one more of Brinke
Stevens, naked on a NYC rooftop.
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Arielle Dombasle. She
will be in the new Asterix movie. Another Fun
House fave, Gerard Depardieu, the French Joe Don
Baker, will be Obélix
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Another one of those
"salad days" pics of Andrea Thompson
from "Beyond the Clouds" aka
"Manhattan Gigolo"
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Another of Jemma
Richardson in "Buddha of Suburbia"
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Juliet Stevenson. A
serious actress best known for portrayals of
Antigone in Greek tragedy, and Nora in Ibsen's
"A Doll's House"
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Julie Jordan, Rams
cheerleader.
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Joy Harmon, big-chest
lady who made some minor movie appearances, most
notably in "Cool Hand Luke"
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Joan Collins. This
picture illustrates her famous comment that her
two breasts were horribly mismatched.
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Maybe Jessica Harper
really should have stayed covered up
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Maybe Jessica Harper
should have considered covering her face as well.
Terrific performer, though.
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On the other hand,
Jennifer Warren should have gotten naked a lot
more. She directed a movie in 1994, "The
Beans of Egypt, Maine" (aka "Forbidden
Choices")
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fairly recent
paparazzo shot of Sophia Loren
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There is a really nice collection of
Loren shots in the Encyclopedia, Volume L
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Shauna Grant (Colleen
Applegate). She was a pretty, bored Midwestern
girl who went to Hollywood with her boyfriend.
She descended into the world of porn, and enough
madness to kill herself at age 21.
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One more of Shauna
Grant
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With Tarzan on our
doorstep, it isn't a bad time to take another
look at tiny Jane March
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There are a couple pretty nice shots
of March in Volume M
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Gina Nash, best known
as Michael Biehn's wife
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Penny Baker,
centerfold chick, 1984 POM from Buffalo, New York
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a truly odd picture
of Sally Kirkland that I had never seen before
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More of Miss Kirkland in Volume K
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soap opera star Schae
Harrison caught by the paparazzi
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The paparazzi caught her doing more
than sunbathing. Check out Volume H
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Here's a tip for you
youngsters. You don't need any performing skills
or even the fundamentals of elocution, but if you
stay in good shape, Sharon Stone will scrub your
back. From "The Specialist"
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Sherry Jackson, the
original daughter on "Make Room for
Daddy". Her career spanned from the 40's to
the 90's
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I don't know what
Summer Knight does for a living, but after seeing
the picture and her name, I have some decent
guesses ready
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I'll bet Stacy Moran
does something similar to Miss Knight. Her last
role listed in IMDb: as the do-me girl in
"The Big Bang Theory". It's known as
one of the few porn movies directed by eminent
genius, Dr. Steven Hawking, in a vain attempt to
make his Physics concepts more palatable to a
mass audience. (In case you hadn't already
figured it out, Dr. Hawking did not direct this
movie. He was busy at the time directing
"Cheerleaders in Chains")
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New from RDO. |
I believe RDO has now
capped every frame of "Showgirls". A
century ago in England, this would have earned
him a lifetime in Bedlam. While this may not win
him a Pulitzer even today, it will provide us
quite a bit of cheesy entertainment. In fact, the
sum total of all these pictures contains more
cheese than all the episodes of MST3000 plus the
entire State of Wisconsin. We've moved on from
Berkley and Gershon to the bit players. Here's
Maria Diaz
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Maria Diaz #2
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Maria Diaz #3
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Bethany Chesser
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Bethany Chesser #2
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Melinda Songer
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Melinda Songer #2
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Melinda Songer #3
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Rena Riffel
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Rena Riffel #2
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Dante McCarthy
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RDO,
"Showgirls", Ungela Brockman.
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Helen Baxendale. |
There is a grat deal
of interest in the English cast member on
"Friends", the actress Helen Baxendale,
who is seen here in "Truth or Dare"
(For Americans: this is not the Madonna movie.
That is known in the rest of the world as
"In Bed With Madonna").
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She fits the
"Friends" mold perfectly. Not a
ravishing beauty, but an interesting woman who is
interesting looking. She is seen here again in
"Truth or Dare"
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New from Graphics
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GR is really turning
up the juice on his vidcaps. These are novel
selections, technically excellent, and
beautifully presented. What more is there? Here
is a gorgeous presentation of Mareie-France
Pisier in "The Other Side of Midnight"
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GR vidcaps of Brenda
Bakke in "Death Spa". They say that in
most civilized countries, while it is forbidden
to kill your wife, it is permissible to give her
a free week at the Death Spa.
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GR vidcaps of Helen
Shaver in "The Osterman Weekend".
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GR vidcaps of Hunter
Tylo in "Initiation".
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Those Evil Twins |
The Collinson Twins.
Control C did these vidcaps, so I'll let him tell
the story "Twins of Evil" was the last
of John Hough's (The Legend of Hell House)
"Karnstein trilogy". The other two
films in the trilogy were "The Vampire
Lovers" and "Lust for a Vampire"
all from Hammer films. The Collinson twins were
Playboy's First twin playmates and had a vary
brief film career.". This frame is the only
one of Mary. Of the two, she has the prettier
face, but she didn't show as much. You must look
at this frame. First, because Mary is pretty.
Second, because this frame is a beautiful frame
capture by ^C.
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The Collinson Twins.
Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine
Collinson #2
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The Collinson Twins.
Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine
Collinson #3
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The Collinson Twins.
Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine
Collinson #4
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The Collinson Twins.
Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine
Collinson #5
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Brit babes |
This is a treasure.
It is the sketch made of Kate Winslet for the
Titanic. Trivia answer: Winslet is the youngest
actress ever to receive a second Oscar
nominations.
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Oh, no! It's Charlie
Dimmock of "Ground Force" again. What
is it that makes her such an objet d'lust in the
U.K.?
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Hmmmm ... well, this
lady isn't exactly a babe, either, but she is
topless. It's Susan Tully, who played Michelle
for 10 years on "The EastEnders"
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here is a public
nipple-slip from Tanya Bryer
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Kate Buffery, another
telly actress from the U.K..
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Frances Barber, currently in the
"Real Women" series.
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Miscellany |
Hooligan 77 sent over
three from Madonna's "Sex" book. Here
she stops for a refreshing naked smoke, with her
legs apart. Sadly, a bottle mars our view..
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Madonna's
"Sex" book, #2.
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Madonna's
"Sex" book, #3.
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Chiara Caselli in
"My Own Private Idaho". I used to have
an Idaho, but I upgraded to a Montana for the gas
mileage and the 4-wheel drive.
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Jacqueline McKenzie
in "Angel Baby"
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The anonymous guy dug
up some new-to-me vidcaps of Eva Habermann. They
are from "First Love" (German TV
Series).
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