Alice In Wonderland (1976) is a hard core fantasy musical comedy based on the Lewis Carroll story. It was first released in an R version in 1976 with a running time of 76 minutes, but there were persistent rumors that more explicit footage existed. Finally, the producers felt the climate in the courts was such that they could release the full version, which contains an additional 10 minutes of hard core footage, including cunnilingus, felatio, masturbation with finger insertion, intercourse, and cum shots.

Alice is a prudish librarian who rebuffs her boyfriend for wanting to become intimate, because such behavior is not nice. He leaves in a huff after telling her rather plainly that her attitude is immature, and just plain wrong. She returns to work, and runs into Alice in Wonderland. She realizes she has never read it, which starts her thinking that she was to busy trying to grow up to enjoy being a kid, and had missed so much. Possibly her boyfriend is right.

Enter the white rabbit. Alice follows him through the looking glass, and into Wonderland. She is met by Muggies who save her from drowning, lick her dry, and give her a tin dress to wear, replacing the blue one that was much too big after she shrunk. As she progresses through Wonderland, she has ever more sexual experiences, and learns many lessons. Here are some examples.

Alice: If it feels good, it must be bad.
Answer: If it feels good, it is good. You've been listening to the wrong people. Learn to trust yourself.

Alice: (About masturbating) It's not nice.
Answer: Everything about you is nice. You don't have some nice parts and some that are not nice.

She eventually realizes that growing up is learning to trust yourself, and make your own decisions. After a command performance by the queen, she escapes, and wakes up to her boyfriend knocking on the door. He has come to apologize, but she beats him to it, and is finally ready to give him what he has been wanting.

There is entirely too much nudity in this film for one night, but, other than the fact that this is a hard core with a very strong story, the most important thing about it is that Alice is played by former Ford model and mainstream star Kristine DeBell. The hard core images are at the end, for those that want to rush to or avoid them.

Tomorrow, the rest of the nudity, and more about the characters in Wonderland.

Jericho Mansions: (2003)

No matter how weird things got back in the 60s and 70s, Hunter Thompson wrote, "it never got weird enough for me".

Hunter has obviously never seen Jericho Mansions, which is kind of "Angel Heart meets Lost Highway".

Sonny Corleone plays an agoraphobic superintendant in a run-down tenement house which he has not left in thirty years. One of his tenants turns up dead. The police consider him the main suspect, so he ends up doing his own search for the killer, who may in fact be himself. Or perhaps he is actually the victim. Or perhaps he is both. Or neither. Perhaps there was no murder. Perhaps he is not even in this movie, and is a Mexican masked wrestler, because he wakes up one night and finds that he can speak fluent Spanish. This must somehow be related to his flashbacks of a bloody, Spanish-speaking man walking through the desert. But how?

"How", indeed.

Director Alberto Sciamma has obviously watched Mulholland Drive too many times, and tries to evoke the same David Lynch sense of "slickly-filmed thriller on the surface, but with some mysterious psychological and philosophical underpinnings". Some of what we see is real, some of it dreams, some of it flashbacks, some of it imagined.

Or maybe we don't really exist, and our universe is just one collective delusion. Beats the shit out of me.

• Jennifer Tilly wears a see-through bra. (1, 2)

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• Lacey Chabert in The Scoundrel's Wife. 'nuff said.

COUNT OFF:

It has been ages since I did an accurate count of the pictures on our site. I did it today. Our estimates were way off. Not counting Tuna's section or today's issue, there are 422,873 pics and movies (very few movies in that total). Since Tuna is over 50,000 himself, the site is now hovering in the 475,000 range. Holy shit.

MAILBOX:

Scoop:

Just wanted to mention from today's FH that Petter Hegre's pix are of HIM doing his wife Luba in the jungle ... that's Mr. Hegre in the photos (he's FAR too possessive to share her, believe me!).

Also, in the vintage "French" porn, images bvhc006 and 0012 are of burlesque queen (and Jack Ruby friend) Candy Barr from the underground stag classic, "Smart Alec".

Since I've missed three weeks of FH's, is there any place I can go to find all the caps from The L Word that you might have posted? And did you ever run Edie Falco's flesh from the Soprano's?

Celebrith Sleuth

Scoop's notes:

• I'm not even sure of all the Mia Kirshner film clips were ever capped into stills. Shiloh just kept doing the clips, and the rest of us fell behind him.
• Falco's scenes (or her body doubhe- whichever) are in the back issues starting the day after the scenes happened. Look in the Monday and Tuesday issues after the Sunday episode aired. Once again, Mr Shiloh was the guy who had it under control.

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Scoop:

Alison Bartlett (Sesame Street) may have had a nipple slip in bed with Steve Buscemi in this week's Sopranos.  Check out the view under his lower arm when she lowers herself behind him...  There's two shots, with a significantly different view in each.  I think the 1st may be the money shot though...
 

OTHER CRAP:

• Supporters plan Ronald Reagan University. It will be the only university where "I can't recall" will be considered a correct answer to all examination questions. Financing will be complete as soon as Oliver North finishes selling all the latest weapons to Iran.
• It's the great Hollywood cover-up, in the era of post-tittygate morality.
• Some new stills and a teaser for The Chronicles of Riddick
• Actor Robert Downey Jr. and his estranged wife, actress-model Deborah Falconer, have officially ended their 12-year marriage. The break-up was prompted when Downey sobered up briefly last Thursday and said "Holy shit! I'm married?"
• Those Hollywood studios are really coming up with some creative promotional campaigns.
• US intelligence officials now reading blogs. They can't beat Terror yet, but they can kick Super Mario's ass. And don't get me started on trying to beat a g-man at that penguin and yeti game.
• The Daily Show looks at the Washington Women's Rights March
• Six clips from the new Olsen Twins movie: New York Minute
• Which classic movie are you?
• Commercial Breaks and Beats :: The UK TV Advert Music Database
• BOB WOODWARD GETS J.D. SALINGER TO TALK (spoof)
• Maggie Gyllenhaal is stark naked in HBO's "Strip Search"
• Here's a third featurette about Alien vs. Predator
• URL says it all: OwnTheBrewers.com
• Porn star Zach Thomas: In the Army Now, Serving in Iraq: "Zachary Adams, better known within the adult industry as Zach Thomas, the ex-husband of Sunset Thomas, sent an email to AVN.com that we have decided to publish unedited, with the exception of deleting the real name of Sunset Thomas"
• Add Porn Star To List Of Outsourced U.S. Jobs
• 18 Million people don't download music anymore
• The official site for Dodgeball, the movie.
• The trailer from a new documentary: Lost Boys of Sudan
• The trailer and three film clips from the re-release of Monty Python's Life of Brian
• The trailer for a new documentary: Metallica: Some Kind of Monster.
• Trailers for: Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence.
• Nicholas Cage to marry 19 year old waitress. He's 40. They plan to have children after she reaches puberty.
• Here's a tip for you bears: if you are going to attack campers, avoid the camps for emotionally troubled youths.
• Fuck the Spotted Owl. We serve their wings, Buffalo style, at the Scoopy Restaurant. Many people find them an excellent appetizer before a big, juicy manatee steak.
• Molecules with Silly Names
• You say you always wanted to do the Harlem Globetrotter warm-up exercise? Put on Sweet Georgia Brown and link up here.
• NYPD Video Cops Are Sex Spies
• Focus on Arlen Specter's primary challenge, on National Review Online.
• John Kerry threw his medals like a girl.
• Russell Crowe is apparently considering taking the role of the late Moe Howard, chief knucklehead of the Three Stooges, in a comedy featuring the old screen team written and directed by merry film pranksters Peter and Bobby Farrelly.
• Xtina paid half a million pounds to fake an orgasm, Meg Ryan style.
• Hubert Selby Jr., the acclaimed and anguished author of 'Last Exit to Brooklyn' and 'Requiem for a Dream,' died Monday at 75
• Tuesday is free cone day at Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
• Actress Halle Berry has filed for divorce from her husband, R&B singer Eric Benet.
• The full trailer from M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Village'.
• Charisma Carpenter will be in the next issue of Playboy
• One of the truly disgusting sites on the net- Ogrish.com : Can you handle life?
• Blender Mag looks at Courtney Love. (Includes a new-to-me topless picture).
• British audience shocked ... SHOCKED ... to determine that Britney lip-synchs in concert!
• Cate Blanchett gives birth to a son, reportedly with an epic, swelling musical score in the background.
• The trailer for the Cole Porter biopic, De-Lovely
• Puffy opens on Broadway in 'Raisin in the Sun'
• One woman tries to catch a banana in her mouth - when it is shot out of another girl's bum
• The trailer for an offbeat thriller, The Burial Society
• Here's the trailer from Frankie and Johnny Are Married: " A romantic comedy about Michael Pressman, a successful television director/producer and Lisa Chess, a talented struggling actress, who are married and decide to mount a production of 'Frankie and Johnnie in the Clair de Lune' in equity-waiver in Los Angeles with the hopes of bringing some life and joy back into their marriage. They bring in Alan Rosenberg to play Johnny and Lisa plays Frankie and Michael directs. What starts off as a simple idea to revitalize the marriage turns into an utter nightmare. Alan becomes insanely difficult and the marriage becomes even more strained as the rehearsal process becomes tense and explosive. It reaches a point where after a devastatingly disastrous preview, Michael shuts the play down and loses his whole investment, and possibly his marriage. His only choice is to take over the role of Johnny himself and fire Alan Rosenberg. Now the stakes are truly high as to whether or not this couple can pull it off. "
• A full ten minute clip plus six short clips from the De Niro cloning thriller, Godsend
• Seven new clips from Tina Fey's Mean Girls
• Clear out your calendar. Have your secretary hold your appointments. It's time to watch, "The Making of Garfield"
• Nine new clips from Van Helsing. The marketing of this high budget film is starting to seem a bit desperate.
• Apparently unaware it is a work of fiction, defenders of Christianity Rebut 'The Da Vinci Code'. Next they plan to rebut The Chronicles of Narnia.

Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

Various

• Stuck on You came out yesterday on DVD. Eva Mendes didn't get naked, but she did in this scene from Training Day. (.avi, .wmv)

• Emilia Fox in Gunpowder (.avi, .wmv)

• Charlotte Rampling in Max Mon Amour (.avi, .wmv)

• To coincide with Tuna's review, here's Kristine de Bell masturbating and sucking and fucking till the cows come home in Alice in Wonderland (.avi, .wmv)

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

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Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

The Other Woman (1992) is an erotic thriller with a better than average entertainment value. As stories for these sorts of things go, it is not bad... kind of inventive and generally worthy of attention. The acting is no great shakes and the directing and editing, particularly of action sequences, bite the big one. But the exposure is extreme and the several women involved possess many features that make you sit up and pay attention. Yes they do.

I grabbed this videotape (yep, these were capped from the ancient, lost art of VHS recording) because one of the principals, who plays the title character, is Jenna Persaud, Penthouse Pet of the Month for April 1987. Jenna was, if you ask me, one of the most attractive women to show up in that magazine. Five years later, in her only screen performance, she has grown several cup sizes but still looks great.

There are nine collages of Jenna:

Breasts in a sport-humpin scene in 1-3.

Breats in a beach-posing scene in 4-6 (that's former adult film star Diedre Holland with her. She uses the name Martine Anuszek for this film)

More breasts in a second sport-humpin scene in 7

Breasts and bum in a girls-humpin scene in 8 & 9.

• Jenna Persaud (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

The main character in this movie is a reporter who interrupts her story on corrupt, powerful men to search for the woman who she thinks is boffing her husband. That character is played by Lee Anne Beaman. Ms. Beaman is one of the rarest creatures in the DTV, erotic thriller world, a double B actress... that is, a B-movie actress with B cups. Nancy O'Brien used to be another member of that club until she went under the knife. So sad.

Lee Anne may have B cups, but she more than makes up for it with an A+ bum. Damn, she's almost in Jaime Pressly's class.

Six collages of Lee Anne

Full frontal in #1

Boobs and bum in a girls-only scene with Jenna Persaud in 2 and 3.

Triple-B was she showers and plays with a fella in 4 and 5 (the two halves in #5 were each constructed from three frames as the camera panned slowly).

Boobs and bum again in the shower and in bed with her hubby (played by Adrian Zmed??!!!).

• Lee Anne Beaman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

I put together collages of three other women. Two collages are of Martine-Diedre because the outdoor-posing scene she was in was so easy to work with. And then there are two collages of a girl-girl scene involving Regina Giesler and Victoria Deuschle. This is flashback scene that attempts to explain Lee Anne's fascination for other women by showing that her mom (Victoria) also liked a neighbor woman (Regina) a whole lot.

• Martine Anuszek aka Deidre Holland (1, 2)
• Regina Giesler
• Victoria Deuschle

In the end, this was an almost-sorta-kinda-near-miss. With a lot more talent in a few places this could have been a poor man's Body Heat with way more bodies. And that's nothing to sneeze at. An IMDb score of 4.3 seems spot-on if you consider only those features that go into making a traditional drama, but when you're honest enough to factor in the nekkid babes, you get to add a couple of points. Make it a 6.0 or something like that.

• Andrea Suzzane, topless (kinda small, but nice and natural breasts) in a love scene. This is her one and only IMDb credit. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
• Andrea Suzzane .wmv

• Ashlie Rhey, the model turned Skinemax actress is topless and shows some rear nudity (links 10, 11, 29 and 32) in a couple of sex scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32)
• Ashlie Rhey .wmvs The rear nudity can be seen in link #3. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

• Jennifer Thomas, playing the demanding role of "Contest Girl #2, Tina". Here she is topless. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

• Lori Mann, playing the slightly less demanding role of "Contest Girl #4, Monica". (1, 2)

• Patricia Clift aka "Contest Girl #3, Ginger". (1, 2, 3, 4)

• Last but not least...Tammy Parks, the former Pet turned Skinemax and adult film star shows off her fake big'uns in several scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34)
• Tammy Parks .wmvs. Vids 1-4 feature her in some pseudo sex scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

MARTHA'S BROTHER SELLING HER JUNK
Memories To Cherish - Martha Stewart's brother Frank Kostyra was auctioning a lot of his sister's youthful memorabilia on eBay. But he's delaying it a bit after newspapers claimed Martha's black sheep brother was cashing in on her. He denied that, saying he loves his sister and is just getting rid of stuff he collected over the years, like her Singer sewing machine, her rocking chair and her pink Formica kitchen table. Their mother, Martha Kostyra, defended Frank, saying she was glad to get rid of that junk when she moved.