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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Playtime
Playtime has long been unavailable on Region 1 DVD. Since it is a rather
palatable example of couples erotica, I am glad to see that corrected.
Monique Parent is somewhat frustrated by her husband's lukewarm libido, and
takes matters into her own hand frequently. She mentions this to the wife of
her husband's law partner, Jennifer Burton, while drinking mimosas topless by
the Palm Springs resort pool. Obviously, the four have known each other a long
time, and all work in the office. The arrival of a pool cleaner sends the
girls scurrying inside, where they decide to watch each other masturbate.
Next, they bring a husband into the act, and then finally try for the other
husband, who reacts badly. We learn via flashbacks that his reaction was
caused by something Julie Strain and Tammy Parks did to him when he was 18. He
causes a battle that threatens to end two marriages and a successful law
practice.
It is a solid example of "couples' erotica." The film is nearly non-stop
nudity and simulated sex in groups of 1, 2, 3 and 4, with decent photography
throughout. Monique Parent, Jennifer Burton, Julie Strain and Tammy Parks all
show full frontal and rear nudity. It is a bonus that they also somehow make
you care about the horny characters.
IMDb readers say 5.9, and why not. In fact, it is a very high C as couples
erotica.
Note that this disk is both Region 1 and Region 4 from Mexico. Menus are in
Spanish and there are optional Spanish subtitles, but the soundtrack is only
in English.
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Cosma Shiva Hagen, part 3:
Todesengel
This flick, literally "Angel of Death" was Cosma's first screen
nudity.
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Notes and collages
Carnal Knowledge, Part 5
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An oldie but goodie: Vaitiare Bandera's full frontal scene in Stargate. |
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Here's a film clip of song
#3 of the prolific nudity in 9 Songs
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The Comedy Wire
According to the Drudge Report, ABC has considered Joan
Rivers, Connie Chung, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler and Kathie Lee Gifford to
replace Rosie O'Donnell on "The View," but their top choice is Roseanne Barr.
An insider said the show is missing strong personalities and Roseanne is "a
piece of work; she's a character, she says what's on her mind and she's funny."
Sources said the open seat is "the quarterback" of the show who has to know how
to move the show along, so it's a tough chair to fill.
* It must also be a very large chair to fill.
Americans enjoy bashing the French, but according to a poll by the
International Herald Tribune and France 24 TV, the French dislike themselves
even more. Only 38 percent of Americans have a negative view of the French,
while 44 percent of the French don't think highly of themselves. The good news
for the French: only 14
percent of Germans dislike them.
* The Germans love France so much, they keep trying to
move in.
The Sun newspaper reports that author Sheridan Simove of South London lost his
bank account when he became God. After he legally changed his name to God, his
bank closed his account, telling him that accounts must have both first and last
names. He replied that he'd become "Almighty God," but they rejected that and
told him he had to use his original name or go without a checking account.
* Those bankers are still getting even for Jesus throwing the
money-changers out of the temple.
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