Monday

Nuc-a-thon
  • For quite some time now, the Sunday edition has been monopolized by one scanner, named Nuc. Although he doesn't shun the occasional picture of Jennifer Connelly or one of the other internet cliches, his raison d'etre is to document those who fall through the cracks. The never-weres, the would-bes, the would-have-beens, and the cultural fringe. When he does send over a world-famous superceleb, it is generally a seldom-seen shot, like this vidcap of Jane Fonda. This picture is confusing to me. It is obviously after the implants, as you can see from her reclining position, but I thought the implants were fairly recent, and I didn't know she had done nude scenes since getting them.
  • Isabel Pasco. 30ish European actress featured in many French and Italian films. Internationally best known as Miranda in "Prospero's Books"
  • Irene Papas (nee:Irene Lelekou) . "Zorba, teach me to dance". Her movie career began in 1953 in "Man From Cairo" with George Raft, and she's still at it.
  • Holly Floria. On the image her name is misspelled "Florida". Haven't seen her around since "Acupulco H.E.A.T."
  • Grace Morley. Was in three cheapo movies in 1992-1993. Don't know a thing about her. Like the muscles, though.
  • Glynnis O'Connor. Cap from "California Dreaming". Most guys my age had a crush on her at one time or another. Twenty years have passed since this movie. She still turns up now and then in a mini-series or on Hallmark Hall of Fame
  • Fawna MacLaren. Centerfold-type person.
  • Eleonora Giorgi (name misspelled "Eleanora Georgi" on the image). Italian native who was once honored as Best Actress in Montreal for her role in "Borotalco", and was married for a time to publishing magnate Angelo Rizzoli.
  • Beatrice Giorgi.(Eleonora's sister. last name misspelled "Georgi" on the image). Just a brief film career, and some nude modeling.
  • Christine Taylor. she was Marcia in the "Brady Bunch" movies
  • Christine Cavalier. aspiring scream queen in "Santa Claws"
  • Christine Cavalier.
  • Chelsea Field. Hard-working 40ish actress who seems to pop up in everything..
  • Carey Lowell. now on "Law and Order"
  • Calista Carradine. don't they ever run out of actors in that family. She was in the TV sequel "Kung Fu: Even More Crap" with her dad, David Carradine. That series also featured Bill Shatner as a director of some episodes. Pretty much says it all, doesn't it?
  • Barbara Steele. Free-spirited British actress who has possibly been in more bad movies than anybody else who ever lived, except maybe Christopher Lee. Look for her in Elvis movies, grade-b horror flicks, women-in-prison movies, you name it. She also worked with Fellini and in the prestigious "Winds of War" mini-series.
  • Baby Girl. Of HWA ... pioneers among the slutty gangsta rappin' women. Have an album called "Evil Child"
  • Jazz. Baby Girl's hip-hoppin' accomplice.
  • Antonia Dorian. An ocean liner which crashed into the Stockholm and sank. Or maybe a b actress.
  • Angela Bowie, inventor of the hunting knife, or maybe Mrs. David Bowie
  • Anna Falchi. Of "Cemetary Man", and queen of the implants.
  • Brigit Stefansen. Miss Denmark, 1978
  • Dede Lind. I remember reading that she was the most popular Playmate ever. That was many decades ago, but she's still ready to strip.
  • Dimitra Papandreou. We talked a couple of weeks ago about looking at "first ladies" naked. I don't think we've seen any American flesh except Jackie Kennedy, and that after she left the White House. But there are plenty of other countries. We've looked at Canada (Trudeau) and Indonesia (Sukarno). This lady represents Greece.
  • Julie Strain. I think we know who she is.
  • Jane March. A good match with Strain. I'd love to see them do a buddy pic. Strain is over six feet tall, and March is generously listed at 5'2". (Check out this picture and you'll think she's shorter.)
  • plenty of Strain in volume S, two more of March in volume M of the Encyclopedia.
  • Irene Cara. "Fame"
  • Greta Scacchi. I think she was about thirty before she ever wore clothes in a movie.
  • Elle MacPherson. One of the sexiest pictures ever taken of her.
  • plenty of Elle in volume M and Scacchi in volume S.
  • Debra Cole. She was the non-Connelly girl in that famous beach picture from "The Hot Spot". She is now on the morning show on KLBJ in Austin, Texas.
  • Lisa Comshaw.
  • Linnea. Probably the most famous of the scream queens, and officially the queen of screams according to Guinness (longest screen scream). Also an author, singer, guitarist, and heaven knows what else.
  • Linda Fiorentino. In real life and in the movies, Fiorentino is an attractive enough woman, not Michelle Pfeiffer but sexy. She must be the world's LEAST photogenic person. If your aunt offered you a blind date with her, and showed you pictures, you'd remember something that you had to do that night. "No, Auntie Jane. I've really got to read the "Idylls of the King"".And I think you'd be missing out on a lot of fun.
  • Lili Taylor. She's had some prestige projects. She played Edna Ferber in the "Mrs. Parker ...." movie. She's worked with Altman, and Oliver Stone
  • Kim Delaney. "The Drifter". not much to see, but she hasn't shown all that much.
  • Kembra Pfahler. Lead performer of the band known as "The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black". She is one wierd cookie
  • Julianna Young, centerfold person.
  • Kathy Shower was once the playmate of the year back in the mid 80's. Like many of them, she has not been able to parlay that into more than a fringe career, but she's still working.
  • Kathie Witt. Too obscure for me. I can't see her face. I guess this is Kathryn Witt from "Flying High"
  • Olivia Pascal. Contemporary actress in German-language productions
  • Pamela Sutch. Contemporary b actress.
  • Pamela Sutch again, this time joined by Tina Krause and Laura Gigalo.
  • Patrice Flora Praxo. Her middle name is misspelled "Floro" on the image. It's a sexy image, made even more interesting by the presence of Nicolas Cage in this Italian-language thriller, "Tempo di Uccidere" (1990).
  • Patricia Velazquez, swimsuit model.
  • Petra Verkaik, incredibly large-breasted centerfold, and natural, I believe.
  • Petra Verkaik.
  • more of Petra in volume V of the Encyclopedia.
  • Shauna O'Brien. The usual b actress, but this is a lovely image of a lovely woman.
  • Penelope Ann Miller. Not at all a b actress, but famous for her very revealing full strip and her obviously natural red hair.
  • there is an excellent collage of that strip scene in volume M of the Encyclopedia.
  • Patty Duke. Whatever happened to her twin cousin with the phony-baloney English accent?
  • Vicki Michelle. She is Yvette on "'Allo, 'Allo"
  • Veronica Webb. Hypermodel and sometime actress. IMDb says, "Her first book, Veronica Webb Sight: Adventures in the Big City" (Hyperion), is a collection of essays.
  • Veronica Cartwright. Togther with her brothers, Hoss and Little Joe, she .... wait a minute, that's Adam Cartwright. Veronica is a veteran performer who has been in some darned good movies. I didn't realize she had done a scene this explicit.
  • Ulrike Meyfarth. A beautiful woman who won an Olympic gold medal in high jump.
    • Saturday in Pepperland.
  • Pepperland is the home of all the gigantic natural breasts which are marketed throughout the world. Here's a little sample of the ubiquitous Candy Samples
  • Here is one more of Samples. This time, she and Keli Stewart are feeling each other up.
  • Here's our nominee for #2 of all time (Behind Chesty Morgan), Alexix Love.
    • Aussie's Corner
  • Aussie has been sending in some rare material for a long time. He was the one responsible for those ultra-rare vidcaps of Andrea Thompson in "Manhattan Gigolo". His latest adventure even tops Sing. He's vidcapped a movie from a screening copy, before it has been released anywhere. OK, now we need some disclaimers. First of all, the print is cruddy, and I had to cut out all the "for screening only" jazz from every frame. Second, Aussie did the caps and I did the collages, and we are not exactly DAI and Art-5 in this department. But all in all, you should enjoy these naughty looks at Schae Harrison, soap star, in "A Bold Affair". Here's #1
  • Schae Harrison #2 in "A Bold Affair". She plays Darla in "The Bold and the Beautiful and the Restless and the Ugly and the Sunshine Band". (I especially enjoy the interplay between the evil Tuco and the innocent Sunshine Band, especially the scene where he made them eat their white vinyl knee-high disco boots.)
  • Schae Harrison #3 in "A Bold Affair".
  • Schae Harrison #4 in "A Bold Affair".
  • A bonus from the Aussie: exotic Sandrine Holt in "Rapa Nui".
  • one more of Sandrine Holt in "Rapa Nui"
    • IcedT
  • I think we may have had an occasional set of IcedT vidcaps here, but this material is fresh enough to give him a mini-gallery. No cliches here. Wendy Hamilton in "Scoring"
  • Lela Rochon in "Gang Related"
  • Shae Marks in "Return to Savage Beach". She is a graduate of Pepperland Academy (oops, I just realized ... maybe they aren't natural)
  • Stacy Haiduk in "The Beneficiary"
  • Karen Sillas in "Female Perversions"
    • Fernsehen
  • You have to find something you like on German TV. The three things I like best: 3. Plenty of accordions. 2. No bagpipes 1. Plenty of nudity. Of course, I am a Polish pornographer with no Scottish ancestry, so you might expect those to be my preferences.(One show, Tutti-Frutti, even combines all three in the greatest and most sublime of all possible entertainments, stripping to bagpipe-free accordion music.) Oh, well, enough nostalgia for me. The point is, here is Anne-Sophie Briest from "Natalie - Endstation Babystrich". I mentioned last week that she had one of the world's cutest bottoms, and I don't think you'll be disappointed.
  • One more of Anne-Sophie. No more shots of her behind, but the rest of her is pretty darned nice as well.
    • Cupcakes
  • RDO has put together an entire gallery for Evil Bison and all you guys who love the "cupcakes" page about small-breasted women. Here is Jane Birkin in "French Intrigue"
  • Jane Birkin in "French Intrigue". Among the major actresses with a penchant for nudity, she is one of the most compact.
  • Jane Birkin in "French Intrigue". This 1969 movie is also called "Cannabis". Birkin was 23 at the time.
  • Jane Birkin in "French Intrigue". Birkin began her career in 1966, the year she appeared in Antonioni's "Blow-Up" (yes, she was one of those girls, the blonde one!) That seems eons ago, but she is still a busy actress, and sometimes a director as well.
  • Jane Birkin in "French Intrigue". She was actually born in the U.K., but rarely performs in English, and now performs almost exclusively in the French language. Her daughter is Charlotte Gainsbourg.
    • More RDO: Cicciolina
  • Most of you have probably heard of La Cicciolina. She is an adult film star who became a member of the Italian parliament and must be the only politician in a modern developed democracy to show off her pierced genitalia during a campaign rally. It is even possible that more people have seen her genitals than have seen President Clinton's. OK, I said it was possible, not that it was likely. Back to the point, this is said Cicciolina in "Replikator"
  • Cicciolina in "Replikator"
  • Cicciolina in "Replikator"
  • Cicciolina in "Replikator"
  • Cicciolina in "Replikator"
    • More Movie Vidcaps
  • Madeleine Stowe and Ed Harris in "China Moon". Vidcaps by Graphics Response. If you liked "Body Heat", you'll find this one easy to follow. OK, it's a rip-off. Who cares? Three words: Madeleine Stowe naked.
  • Ashley Judd and Matthew McConaughey in "A Time to Kill".
  • Leslie Bega in "Uncaged" (aka "Angel in Red").
  • Monique Gabrielle in "Emmanuelle 5", vidcaps by DonBun
  • DonBun captures Monique Gabrielle in "Amazon Women on the Moon" Sounds dumb, doesn't it? If I had to choose my favorite ten comedies of all time, I would have this one on the list along with "Blazing Saddles", "Bananas", "Animal House", "Ghostbusters", "Python's Grail", the first "Airplane", "The Mask", "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?", and "Kind Hearts and Coronets". Well, maybe I couldn't pick it over "Duck Soup", but it is a very underrated movie.
  • PAL captures Julie Strain in "The Unnamable Returns" You have to see these to believe them. Strain is completely unrecognizable.
  • Se7en captures Brittney Powell in "Fled".
  • Crow captures Tricia Vessey in "Standoff"
  • one more Crow capture of Tricia Vessey in "Standoff".
  • FS captures Chiara Caselli in "Beyond the Clouds".
  • PAL captures Solange Cosseau. I forget which movie.
  • another PAL capture of Solange Cosseau.
  • Kellie Overbey in "Defenseless"
  • PAL captures of Johanna ter Steege in "Tot Ziens"
  • Dervla Kirwan in "A Time to Dance"
    • TV Vidcaps from BeerCaps
  • talk show: Kelly Lynch
  • talk show: Gena Lee Nolin
  • series: Tiffany-Amber Thiessen. Remember how flat chested she was in "Saved by the Bell"? Well, she isn't any more.