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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Tempest
Tempest (1982) is an offbeat modern comedy very loosely inspired by
Shakespeare's The Tempest.
John Cassavetes plays a prominent New York architect, married to an actress (Gena
Rowland). They have one daughter named Miranda. As the film opens, the
"prosperous" father and Miranda (Molly Ringwald) are
living on a small Greek island with Raul Julia as an assistant named
Kalibanos and Susan Sarandon as a live-in friend. Sarandon and Cassavetes have a sexless
relationship, but Sarandon would much rather it wasn't. Molly Ringwald is
well into puberty, and looking for almost any man, but there is nobody else
on the island.
We then have a series of flashbacks, explaining how Cassavetes, in the
throes of male menopause, got tired of his New York life and decided to move
to Greece to find his roots. Ringwald was allowed to follow for the summer,
after which she was to return home to mommy and mommy's new boyfriend, whom Ringwald couldn't stand. When the time came to go home, Ringwald refused.
The father and daughter had met Sarandon by then, and the trio moved to the
small Greek island to hide. Naturally, mom and her entire entourage come
looking for them.
The film is not without problems in the writing and direction. The plot
is decidedly not a cliff-hanger, the film is a little long at 140 minutes,
and the multiple flashbacks make the narrative structure distracting. But
that's all overcome by characterization which is engaging. This is a case
where a talented ensemble cast made the most of a so-so script. Cassavetes
plays the slightly bent dropout effectively, and Raul Julia is wonderful as
Kalibanos. Being a modern equivalent of Shakespeare's Caliban, he plays to
his goats with a clarinet instead of pipes. Molly, as she did in 16 Candles,
nailed Miranda as "a cute little girl becoming a woman." (Tempest was her
first feature film.) I wish Sarandon had been given more
to do, but she looked wonderful and brightened the screen whenever she was on camera.
C. I am partial to Susan Sarandon, and like Molly in anything before
Pretty in Pink, so I was predisposed to like this film, and I did.
- IMDb readers say 6.2, a respectable score for an offbeat comedy. .
- Rotten Tomatoes gives it 71.
- Raul Julia and
Molly Ringwald were both nominated for Golden Globes.
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Decoys: The Second Seduction
Today, with the Time Machine in for service, we look at a new film also
known as Decoys 2: Alien Seduction.
Kailin See leads it off with a hard-to-see breast in the shower.
  
Very nice tits from Lindsay Maxwell.
  
Margherita Donato flashes a guy showing off her titties.
Michelle Molineux is very sexy, but only revealed some cleavage.
   
Wrapping it up with Natalie McFetridge baring her robo-hooters.
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Number One Fan
Hollywood's biggest action star, Zane Barry (Chad McQueen), is seduced by his gorgeous number one fan, Blair Madsen (Renee Ammann). For Blair, it's the beginning of a romance she's dreamed about all her life. But for Zane it's a one-night stand. After all, he's about to be married to a gorgeous costumer (Catherine Mary Stewart). As Blair's obsession turns to violence, Zane's life mirrors one of his action movies. Zane must take matters into his own hands in order to overcome the final fury of his number one fan. Nothing new here, but Renee is very hot, so even if you have seen this kind of movie a dozen times it doesn't matter, you'll have a good time watching Renee.
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Notes and collages
"Carnivale"
Adrienne Barbeau, s1, e2 |
 
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Shauna MacDonald in The Rocket Post |
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Heather McComb in Cracker. She's married to Dawson from Dawson's Creek |
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Speaking of Dawson's Creek, here's Joshua Jackson gettin' lucky with
Claire Forlani, a personal favorite,
in The Shadow Dancer.
Nice, but too dark and too short. I just ordered the DVD. I can't resist Forlani,
and it seems like it might be a decent movie as well, so I'll have more on this
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Mindy Clarke in Return to Two-Moon Junction |
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Margo Stilley in 9 Songs - part
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Fran Drescher in Cadillac Man |
Julie Strain in Redline. If I
remember the film correctly, the guy in the scene is Corey Feldman, who is about
a foot shorter than Julie. |
Salma Hayek in In
the Time of Butterflies |
Tatum O'Neal in Circle of Two |
Ali MacGraw in Goodbye,
Columbus. This may seem tame to you younger guys, but Ms. McGraw running
around stark naked was quite the big deal in 1969. I also ordered this on DVD
and will get some better images up next week. She's about ten years older than
you think. Although she was playing college-age in 1969-70, she was actually in
her early 30s. It hardly seems possible, but she's nearly 70 now! |
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