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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Hundra
Hundra (1982) is a Spanish film of the "warrior princess" sub-genre.
Hundra comes from a
feminist village which only deals with men when necessary to get pregnant and
propagate their society. Hundra has no interest in mating, and prefers the
role of warrior/hunter. When a group of men from the dreaded "bull clan" attack her
village and kill everyone, she finds herself the last fertile woman of her
tribe, and must reproduce to save her race from extinction. As distasteful
as it is to her, she travels to a city, decides the doctor would not be too
revolting to have sex with, and submits herself to be trained as a temple
prostitute to learn how to seduce him.
This "Limited Special Widescreen Edition" promises much. The packaging
claims, "Often referred to as the 'female Conan,' this rip-roaring sword and
sorcery epic with erotic overtones - filled with steamy scenes of barbarian
women warriors fighting and making love - gallops along to a thunderous score
by Ennio Morricone."
IMDb readers say 4.3 based on 91 votes.
Joe Bob calls it one of the best
drive-in movies to see with a date. Personally, I would rather do Dirty
Dancing or Steel Magnolias again.
This is a C-. Genre lovers may enjoy the
costuming and the sword play. God knows why.
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Meatballs 4
Ricky Wade (Corey Feldman), a water skier, takes on an evil rich woman who wants to steal an old guy's summer camp. Only good thing about this movie is the nudity. At the end of the movie where Feldman gets the girl and they are kissing, he talks to the camera telling the viewers that the movie is over and she says to him that he is not a star and he replies "I was in Goonies"
That tells you all you need to know about the quality of the movie.
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Anna Lee Farr
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Christy Thom
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Miche Straube
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Hays and Straube
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Paige French
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Group Shower
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Notes and collages
Adrienne Barbeau - cleavage fest
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Adrienne Barbeau, Open House |
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Adrienne Barbeau, Cannonball Run |
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Adrienne Barbeau, Burial of the Rats |
 
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Speaking of Molly Ringwald, here she is, all grown up, in Malicious. You've seen
stills of this scene, but if you haven't actually watched
the film clip, you
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Kari Wuhrer in Poison |
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Stephanie McMahon through the years - various nipples and buns |
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Julia Parton in The Rosebud Beach Hotel |
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Monique Gabrielle in The Rosebud Beach Hotel |
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Speaking of Hotels, a few of Corinne Clery in Kleinhoff Hotel IMDB comment:
"This film is about a woman who misses her plane, and is forced to stay at a
decayed hotel for a night. During her stay, she observes the mentally ill man
staying in the room next to hers. Virtually devoid of intelligent filmmaking or
writing, or any type of credible acting, this poorly dubbed movie starts off
pointless and ends pointless. Plus, it's needlessly graphic. Whether or not
you'll like this movie depends of your abilities to watch Bruce Robinson's
scrotum for fifteen minutes nonstop."
I just ordered it.
Big fan of Robinson's scrotum.
I keed. Didn't order it, not planning to. Sorry, Robinson-scrotum fans.
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Margo Stilley in 9 Songs - Song 8 |
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The last item is just a curiosity. It's not sexy and has no nudity at all. But
if you are curious, here's what Jessica
Biel and Scarlett Johansson looked like as beautiful young teens. |
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