Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad

 
2012

And then there is Brandin Rackley in Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad.  Brandin is a mystery of some depth.  She showed up in the cable movie and cable television scene at the age of 30 and proceeded to make dozens of appearances sans clothes, but no one seems to know doodlie squat about where she came from or where she went to.  And in her performances with other guys, she does a very convincing job of accurately portraying the act and art of mating behaviors.  If she is faking – and I assume she is – she deserves an Oscar or Emmy, perhaps a Grammy, maybe a Tony.  Despite the fact that pornstars fill the ensemble in the shows and movies Brandin made for a decade, she never crossed that particular line into actual on-screen humpin’.