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Teen Mom
This is a
preview of the Teen Mom
"sex tape," which is
actually a Teen Mom
porno film made with
professional penis James
Deen and called Back
Door Teen Mom. Anyway,
given the name of the
show, here's a short
clip of Farrah
Abraham taking it
in the pooper.
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* Yellow
asterisk:
funny (maybe).
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White
asterisk:
expanded
format.
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* Blue
asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
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OTHER
CRAP:
Catch
the deluxe
version of
Other Crap in
real time,
with all the
bells and
whistles, here.
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Hot Moves
1984
Caps
and the accompanying clips
cover the 1984 magnum
opus, Hot Moves. The
reason for all the
attention paid to what was
a pathetic piece of
celluloid is Deborah
Richter. Saw her
first playing a hooker in
Hill Street Blues and
thought she was a most
delectable morsel.
Hot Moves and then Cyborg
five years later were the
only times she got nekkid
for the moving
camera. Such a shame
because even though the
equipment includes some
after-market additions she
was a terrific looking
woman. Deborah did a
great deal of television
work and had she come
along 25 years later we
might have seen her in
Game of Thrones or
Boardwalk Empire,
stripping down to the
essentials week after
week. A case of very
bad timing. Anyway,
the movie blows chunks
because it is never, ever
the least bit funny and it
is terminally dumb and
sentimental.
Example: having gotten
Deborah into bed our
feckless hero blows her
off to go chase his one
true love, the pure and
chaste Jill
Schoelen. It was
stupid. Lots of
Venice Beach scenes that
resemble National
Geographic movies,
intended to amaze because
the natives have such
bizarre rituals. So
anyway, in addition to
Deborah we have Monique
Gabrielle topless and a
few other gals you and
everyone else never heard
of. There is one
thing to notice,
however. In a nude
beach scene with a dozen
women running nekkid along
the beach, there in back
is a woman who looks like
Brinke Stevens.
Dunno. Maybe.
She shows up again sunning
her bottom as Unknown
1.
Today: Deborah
Richter clips (collages
below)
  
  
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