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Demon Knight (1995)
This is the big-screen version of HBO's Tales from the Crypt.
These clips and caps were culled from usenet. The quality is quite
good, because they were capped from HDTV. I haven't actually seen the
film. Berardinelli saw it
and hated it, but critics were split
as per Rotten Tomatoes. IMDB scores it a respectable
6.2.
Film clips:
Sample captures:
Brenda Bakke
Tracy Bingham and others
Peggy Trentini
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Other videos (zipped .avis):
A sample capture of Kari Wuhrer in Phoenix:
Kari Wuhrer
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Other Crap:
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MovieJuice! reviews Mission:
Impossible III - Missionary Position
McCARTNEY CALLS FOR A BOYCOTT OF
FAKE FUR
The 30 Worst Albums of All Time
(MAXIM ONLINE)
- Of course, the choices can be
debated, but there are a lot of laughs here
Melanie Griffith looked pretty good
naked, back there in the seventies.
Entertainment Weekly's top 10 cult
movies - with a clip from each
How Smokey and the Bandit 3 might
have been even worse than it was
- It was originally shot with
Gleason playing both Smokey and Bandit
- "Gleason, with his delusional
and deformed ego running wild envisioned this role as
the one that would change his image into one of a sex
symbol, and in his mind there was really no difference
in physique between himself and the man who previously
had the role. With the bottle of Wild Turkey and a
chicken leg in hand, he marched over to the warehouse
where Burt Reynolds’ old costumes were kept. More than
an hour later, he emerged wedged and stuffed into
Reynolds’s already too-tight jeans with one of his
shirts covering only part of his torso. He had matted,
and pushed to the back what was left of his hair.
Deranged on whisky, he began to strut around the set
like a rooster in heat whose ass had been set on fire."
Brits land a 550 pound shark from a
tiny dinghy with a simple fishing pole
From our phony-baloney controversy
department:
National anthem in other languages?
Heard this before
- In 1919, the government
approved versions in Spanish, Polish, Portuguese,
French, Italian, and other languages.
RapidShare videos:
All in the Family - the entire
episode with Sammy Davis Jr.
Tom Hanks does a techno-rap about
testicles (SNL spoof)
FilmJerk.com - The Early Report for
May 7
Highly unexpected new DaVinci Code
trailer
ZARQAWI VOWS WAR OF BLOOPERS
... Urges Followers to Join Jihad
of Outtakes Against West
- Days after the U.S. military
taunted al-Qaeda terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi by
releasing video outtakes showing him fumbling with a
machine gun, an infuriated Zarqawi vowed to launch what
he called a “war of bloopers against the West.”
Box Office Mojo News ... 'Mission:
Impossible III' Doesn't Thrill in Debut
Weekend Box Office Results, May 5-7,
2006
- One wants to celebrate. After
all, the box office was up more than 20% over the same
weekend last year, and that marked the sixth consecutive
double-digit increase.
- And yet ... it didn't really
seem like a time to pop the champagne and break out the
noisemakers and party hats. It just wasn't as good as
everyone had hoped. MI-3 opened below $50 million, when
the pundits were calling for it to top $60 million
- Hoot opened so poorly it barely
made the needle budge. It had the worst opening in
history for a film in 3000 theaters or more.
- The brightest spot was -
incredibly - RV, the critically-maligned comedy which
only dropped 32% of its first weekend audience!
Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o get
oranges hurled at them at speeds of over 100mph by
professional jai-alai players
A new clip from The Da Vinci Code
Jean and Logan lovemaking clip from
X-Men 3!
The trailer and five clips from
Keeping Up With the Steins
- Like the young Indian braves of
long ago, Benjamin Fiedler (Daryl Sabara) is about to
undergo aninitiation rite that will take him from boy to
man. But rather than face the perils of the hunt, he
must endure something far worse--a Bar Mitzvah in
Brentwood, California.
It's not enough that Benjamin
must stand in front of a Temple full of strangers
chanting Hebrew, alanguage he doesn’t understand. He
must also cope with the efforts of his parents, Adam
(Jeremy Piven) and Joanne (Jami Gertz), to splurge on a
party-to-end-all-parties, a mega bash where the Bar is
more important than the Mitzvah and a Jewish Star means
Neil Diamond.
Above all, the Fiedlers must
surpass the "Titanic"-themed Bar Mitzvah given by Adam's
rival agent, Arnie Stein (Larry Miller). With his
circus-sized celebration, Arnie has thrown down the
gauntlet. For the highly competitive Adam, the war is
on!
But when Adam's father Irwin
(Garry Marshall), now a gray-haired hippie, and his
spacey youngergirlfriend (Daryl Hannah) arrive in their
broken down camper, the Fiedler's plans are thrown into
disarray.
Every family has their own
dysfunction and neuroses and the Fiedlers are certainly
no exception. Despite this, they ultimately realize that
family is the most precious bond that can't be broken
(but it can be bent out of shape at times).
N.J. Scraps 2nd Slogan in Less Than
Year
- I hope they return to my
suggestion. "Jersey. No slogan. You gotta problem wit
dat?"
People go ballistic because Rangers
wear "LOS RANGERS" jerseys for Cinco de Mayo
- And yet nobody cared that I
spent the entire day working in my mariachi outfit, and
that stupid hat kept knocking my monitor over.
Suns come back from 3-1 deficit,
trounce Lakers in Game 7
I knew Bush was pissed ...
Stephen Colbert makes FBI's "most
wanted" list, alongside bin Laden
"Porter Goss said Saturday that his
surprise resignation as CIA director is 'just one of those
mysteries,'"
Down Under gives tax breaks down
under ...
"Prostitutes, strippers and lap
dancers can claim tax deductions for adult toys and
lingerie, officials said Friday"
Guess which country?
President Proposes Referendum to Stay
President Until 2031
- Of course, he's luckier than I
am. He lives in a country where he can do that. I
actually have the Divine Right of Kings, and can rule
forever by God's will, but it's just my luck to live in
a country where God's will takes a back seat to the will
of the consarned people.
Katie Price, aka "Jordan," in a
see-through at a party
Playboy offers The Women Of MySpace
Apple Sics Lawyers on Something Awful
- Apple is using the old argument
that its critics may not show a picture of its faulty
manufacturing because the picture itself is its
intellectual property! I'm no lawyer, but I don't think
this argument holds any water. The Supreme Court held in
"Folsom V Marsh" that "reviewer may fairly cite largely
from the original work, if his design be really and
truly to use the passages for the purposes of fair and
reasonable criticism." That was in defense of a man who
had literally copied 352 full pages of another work in
order to point out its flaws.
- Yeah, God forbid that Apple
should actually apologize and fix the problem instead of
suing the guys who found it!
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Here's the original article in
question.
RIAA suit shuts down BearShare
Bird's Eye View of Famous Homes
A quite young Ray Charles sings
Georgia on my Mind
The full Japanese trailer for The
Omen
Sober celebrations in Austria for
150th birthday of Sigmund Freud
- They're just going to smoke
very large cigars and picture powerful trains plunging
into tunnels.
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Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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"The Heroin Busters"
The Heroin Busters (1977) or La Vva della droga is an Italian thriller about an Interpol attempt to crack down on heroin trafficking. Fabio Testi is deep under cover. The film starts with a whirlwind tour of Hong Kong, Cartagena, New York and Amsterdam, designed to show the International aspects of the heroin trade, and a little of heroin users. Then the film settles into the story of Teste infiltrating the local organization to find the head of the drug trafficking. When a drug sniffing dog and an over-zealous customs official blows it at the airport, they arrange for Teste to be in jail with a junkie who has connections. Teste gives him a fix, then helps him escape. In return, he is introduced to the lower level pushers, and maneuvers his way to the top. Then, his cover is blown, and the last 30 minutes of the film are an extended chase scene sprinkled with fights and shootouts.
The young junkie has a girlfriend, Sherry Buchanan, who wears a transparent top, and then later does in a full frontal having sex for money with Patrizia Webley. An unknown has major pokies in the opening scene in Cartagena.
IMDb readers say 6.7. Comments praise the the last half of the film, and the score by Dario Argento favorite, Goblin. I personally liked the middle third of the film better, where the story was in doubt. The dubbing is better than average, as the film was lip synched in English. The widescreen print is pristine. It has also bene known as "The Dope Way." This is a C -- a competent, watchable Italian actioner.
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More from the Hankster Hillbilly tour as we wrap up "The Pigkeeper's Daughter" with Gina Paluzzi giving it all up to the traveling cosmetics salesmen as she gives him sex in exchange for the contents of his briefcase.
Yes, once again you can play the "Spot the Tool Game".
Tomorrow we wrap up the Hillbilly tour with a quick visit to "Sweet Georgia". Then we head home with the old Time Machine as it is due for it's one million mile checkup.
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Today from the Ghost...a nice little bit o' variety.
Gina Bellman showing off a nude side view in scenes from the Dolph Lundgren movie, "Silent Trigger" (1996).
Goldie Hawn showing off her A-cups in "Wildcats".
Swiss born actress Marthe Keller is also topless in a scene from the movie that kept people away from the dentist during the late 70's, "Marathon Man" (1976).
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