Wednesday




  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

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Booty Call

1997

Vivica A Fox












Long Weekend

(1978)

Long Weekend is a 1978 man versus nature two hander horror thriller about squabbling couple Peter and Marcia (John Hargreaves and Briony Behets) who go on a camping weekend with their trusty dog Cricket, much to the disappointment of Marcia who would rather be in a comfy motel room. You see Marcia recently had a miscarriage and is finding it hard to be close to Peter. Right from the start it is clear that the environment is not what it seems and both Peter and Marcia treat it with disdain with Peter shooting or running over anything animal while Marcia takes it out on the insects. Then, the environment takes out it's revenge and good luck escaping. Well ahead of it's time, particularly with environmental issues being it's core theme, Long Weekend is a solid, well-written thriller but boy is it heavy-handed. Geez, even Greenpeace isn't this overbearing, but it doesn't take a whole lot away from the generally creepy atmosphere the film works in. Long Weekend has recently been remade almost shot for shot only a couple of years back, which I capped back in August 2009 and is also pretty good, but I prefer the original if only for it features one of my favourite cinema victims Briony Behets in probably her best victim role. Recently just saw her fall down some stairs while pregnant in an early episode of Number 96, so the hits keep on coming for poor Briony.

 Briony Behets film clips











CLIPS


Sandrine Blancke in Soeur Sourire (2009) in 1440x774



Caroline Ducey in Le plaisir de chanter (2008) in 1080p



Jeanne Balibar in Le plaisir de chanter (2008) in 1080p



Marina Fois in Le plaisir de chanter (2008) in 1080p



Helen Latham in an episode Footballers Wives



Daisy McCrackin in Halloween Resurrection (2002) in 720p

Hazel O'Connor in Girls Come First (1975)





PICS/COLLAGES

Reality star Kelly Bensimon



Reality star Jenelle Evans



Martina Garcia in The Hidden Face (2011)



Clara Lago in The Hidden Face



Betty Assenza in L'Annee des Meduses (1984)



Caroline Cellier in L'Annee des Meduses



Barbara Neilsen in L'Annee des Meduses



Valerie Kaprisky in L'Annee des Meduses



Charlotte Kady in L'Annee des Meduses



Amelia Cooke in Species 3



Sunny Mabrey in Species 3



Andrea Ferreol in Despair



Femi Benussi in La Collegiale



Kim Poirier in Silent But Deadly



Laetitia Casta in The Blue Bicycle



Rita Rey in The Scarlet Worm



Julie Andrews in SOB



Kate Beahan in Burning Man



Maria Pallas in Nazis at the Center of the Earth



Monica Belluci in Malena



Natalie Dormer in Game of Thrones, s2e3