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Monday

  • Dana Plato dead at 34. News story here.
  • from the mailbox: Deadly Love is NOT available at Excalibur. They have 50,000 films, but this is not one of them. It is also known as Hot Nasties, but I couldn't find a source for that either.
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    Master Bagger

  • Kind of a different focus from Bagger today - a Teri Weigel gallery. here she is in "Innocent Blood"
  • and in these next four she demonstrates the lack of innocence in that blood, by posing either for that "The Illustrated Woman" doll, or possibly teaching the labia section of an anatomy class.
  • Weigel
  • Weigel
  • Weigel. At the last minute they asked her to step in and teach the anus section as well.
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  • Crow
  • Jacqueline Lovell (aka Sara St James)wearing the ape mask in "Hideous"
  • Still masked
  • unmasked
  • Lovell taking a few licks -no, it's not what you think (non-Americans: taking a few licks is a baseball term)
  • Lovell in "Hideous"
  • Lovell in "Hideous"
  • Monique Parent, "Sins of Desire"
  • Monique Parent, "Sins of Desire"
  • Tanya Roberts, "Sins of Desire"
  • Tanya Roberts, "Sins of Desire"
  • Tanya Roberts, "Sins of Desire"
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  • Devilscans
  • Looks like the Devil had a little extra time on his hands to do some scans. I can understand that. There isn't much going on in hell right now. The devil himself doesn't have much to do except running Microsoft and Proctor and Gamble, and dashing off an occasional letter of complaint asking why he's always played by goody-goody guys like Sam Neill instead of the actors he likes, like Rob Lowe and Charlie Sheen and Hugh Grant. Mostly all the subordinate torturing demons are just hanging out, waiting for Clinton to die. So the Ultimate Horny Guy broke out the scanner. OK, they're a little obscure. here's Tiffany Shepis.
  • Carmen Russo. I think they must bot have any first-run theaters in Hell. It must be a lot like Estonia. (By these way, these Estonia gags are are just jokes. I've spent some time in Tallinn, and it is one of the world's most picturesque places. Possibly could be rated as one of the five most interesting cities in Europe, because still laid out according to the medieval plan, like Prague)
  • Nikki Fritz
  • Melanie Good
  • Jennie Wallace in "Vamps"
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  • Slartibartfast
  • Iris Junik in "Die Letzte Rettung"
  • topless collage of Marion Mitterhammer
  • Katja Riemann in "Stadtgespraech"
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  • FR
  • Two interesting new collages from FR. Here's Magdalena and Hannah Graf
  • and here's Kate Beckinsale from Haunted, body double free, but not much to see
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  • Lots of scans
  • former Miss Spain, Esther Arroyo
  • Venus Williams upskirt
  • one more of that beautiful image of the new Carre Otis
  • Graphic Response collages of Michelle Bauer
  • Graphic Response collages of Michelle Bauer
  • Oh, I forgot to mention that a couple of other guys confirmed that the controversial Lamm/Ladd pics were Karen Lamm in "Trackdown"
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  • Graphic Response
  • GR gets the you-da-man for today, with this clear and obviously real picture of Candice Bergen topless in "A Night Full of Rain"
  • Monique Parent in "Night Eyes 3"
  • Shannon Tweed in "Night Eyes 3". This collage features a straight-on full frontal of the lovely and enduring Ms Tweed
  • And would a picture of Shannon Tweed be complete without an accompanying picture of Tracy Tweed. Shouldn't her first name be Twacy?
  • Another great catch from GR. Valeria Golino in "The King's Whore". It's good to be the king. One of my favorite comic scenes in film history is the one in "History of the World", where Mel Brooks plays the king skeet-shooting, with peasants as his clay pigeons. "These are my people. I love them. Pull!"
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  • PAL
  • It seems like everything PAL sends in is a long-lost treasure! Where does he find these? Here's Sylvia Kristel completely naked in a movie called "Alice". Well, kiss my grits.
  • She may have the most-seen red bush in history. Isabelle Huppert in "Violette Noziere"
  • and Maria Schrader in "Der Unfisch"
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  • Master Bagger
  • The Bagger stars off his section today with some new Dina Meyer caps from Starship Troopers. He points out that most of the available caps of this movie have been in an incorrect aspect ratio. More important, he fixed the problem.
  • Dina Meyer
  • Dina Meyer enlarged
  • Dina Meyer enlarged.
  • Dina Meyer. This collage includes some luscious non-nude portrait shots
  • I love this next group, and I don't even like Rose Mcgowan that much. Rosie in "Going all the Way", and she looks mahvelous.
  • Rose McGowan
  • Rose McGowan
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  • RDO
  • Nice mixed bag from RDO this weekend. This is hot. Voyeurs unite, and peek through the window at Carolyn Perry in "A Little Sex"
  • Sandy Johnson in "Halloween"
  • Jane Adams in "Happiness"
  • Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
  • JJL in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
  • JJL in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
  • Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times". If you haven't seen this movie, it is worthwhile for a few good chuckles, two cute babes nekkid, and Phoebe's public demonstration of proper BJ technique. The original story was an semi-fictional autobiographical novel by a college grad who went back to high school to study the mores and mating rituals. The movie kept the basic story and most of the characters intact, but lost the first person character and made them all real high school students. Except, of course, that the guys all looked about 40. Some of these guys could call Gabby Hayes "sonny", that consarn whippersnapper.
  • Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times"
  • Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times". The finale to Brad's masturbatory fantasy - just before the bathroom door opens.
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  • Crow
  • Crow is sending in more and more fantastic non-wrestling stuff, but first, here's his ring madness. Former GLOW champ now known as Ivory
  • Former GLOW champ now known as Ivory
  • Some of Susan Dey's nude scenes are well travelled on the 'net, but Crow found some additional scenes not as familiar. Susan Dey in "First love"
  • Susan Dey in "First Love"
  • Susan Dey in "First Love"
  • here's a nice bonus - Beverly D'Angelo in "First Love"
  • Beverly D'Angelo in "First Love"
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  • Thandie Newton
  • Reference: Thandie in "Beloved"
  • Reference: Thandie in "Beloved"
  • Reference: Thandie in "Beloved"
  • Reference: Thandie in "Beloved"
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  • #3 Tracy Dali
  • I'm not sure why two different guys did Tracy Dali scans at the same time. The b-movie and internet queen can be found at http://www.rip-record.com, or you can contact her at tdali@earthlink.net. Here are some from Cave Dweller and Realist
  • Dali
  • Dali
  • Dali
  • Dali
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  • Waris Dirie
  • Who? Dirie is the Somalian goatherd who fled her nomadic existence at age 13, wandered to Mogadishu, then to London. In a real Cinderella twist, she was discoved while she was working at Macdonald's, hired as a model, and now is a respected model and international spokesperson for fundamental woman's rights causes. Here's what she looks like without the goats.
  • Dirie
  • Dirie
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  • And two for laughs
  • FR has brought us the Pam/Tommy reunion at the annual MENSA gathering. Pam was presenting a paper on Fermat's last theorem, and Tommy is quitting music to write an analysis of the works of Umberto Eco.
  • Catherine McCormack demonstrates how to eat a banana
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    Saturday Info
  • Republicans were incensed that obvious candidate Al Gore was going to get free air time as guest host of Larry King Live. So CNN kept King off vacation, and let Gore be the guest instead of guest host. Anybody see how that was fairer to the other candidates? Luckily Ted Turner has stepped in and offered to create instant air time parity by letting Quayle host a week of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. Gore claimed that wasn't appropriate, since he's the one who invented cartoons, just before he invented the internet, and just after the beer can.
  • Pretty sure I've found my new replacement for Scoopy Jr. Hugh Downs just quit 20-20 to pursue opportunities in Cyberspace. D'you think this is what he had in mind? I'm not sure, but he might even be older than I am.
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  • Kiger, again
  • About Deadly Love, from my in-box: "I rented it on five different occasions. The video store wouldn't sell it. It is Sysan Lynn Kiger, and she looks gorgeous, but the bj scene is poorly shot. The closeups are too close, and the camera spends a lot of time on the back of her head. She has a mask on for part of it (as I remember), but it is her."
  • Another view of Deadly Love, from my in-box: "It was released by Excalibur films, and they are still in business, so it is probably still available. I rented the movie in the early 80's. I may even have purchased a copy because of Ms Kiger, just because of all the hoopla concerning a playmate in XXX. What I remember most is that the scenes were dark and hard to see. Couldn't convince me it was really her. Also, it had a real plot - a murder mystery according to memory.
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  • Just past pregnancy
  • Yesterday, it was pregnant women. Today it is the next stage in motherhood, public breast-feeding. Is this erotic? Well, not to me. It is lovely, though, and they are celebrities getting a bit naked in public. Realist didn't put any logos on these, but he did the dirty deeds. Here's Barbara Hershey.
  • Ursula Andress
  • Karen Black
  • Paula Yates
  • Keeley Shay-Smith. Very lovely picture of her and Pierce and the munchkin.
  • Jane Seymour
  • Ornella Muti
  • Ornella Muti
  • Elle
  • Nastassia Kinski
  • Nastassia Kinski
  • Nastassia Kinski
  • Jane Fonda
  • Sean Young
  • These new motherhood and pregnancy scans come from Celebrity Sleuth magazine, the bible of celebrity nudity. Better than the original bible in several ways (1) 37% less smiting (2) more than one burning bush (3) more puns (4) more Sepia-tone pictures of Ben Gazzara than the illustrated King James version. Seriously, great magazine. Must read if you enjoy pages like this. The magazine is informative and funny, and original month after month.
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  • Aesthete
  • Aesthete turned out some monster output this week. He starts us off with a ton of Jenny Agutter material. Some days I feel like I'm running the Jenny Agutter worship page. These caps are from China 9, Liberty 37. As you know, China came back and smashed Liberty in the rematch, otherwise known as Tieneman Square. Actually the title refers to a small outpost which is 9 miles from China and 37 from Liberty, according to the signpost. Here's jenny in the water, nipples above the waterline.
  • Toweling off
  • Bathing in a big tub
  • another toweling off scene
  • Lovin'. Mostly Jenny's buns. One of the most interesting aspects of this movie (which I haven't seen) is that it features the noted director Sam Peckinpah in an real acting role, not just a cameo. Peckinpah did not direct this movie, which is a spaghetti western also starring Fabio Testi. It was co-directed by the mysterious Monte Hellman, a guy who had tremendous respect among film buffs, but was unable to cross over into the mainstream.

    You may remember "Two-lane Blacktop", the movie starring James Taylor. He directed that. Some critics hailed it an existential masterpiece, and gearheads love it. One major magazine, I think it was Esquire, called it the movie of the year in 1971. Others thought it was boring and brain-dead. You can probably deduce that it was a movie tuned directly into the 1971 Zeitgeist, and it immersed itself in the style and philosophy of that unusual time. Given the times and the presence of Mr Taylor, one suspects there may have been some recreational pharmaceuticals involved.

  • more lovin'
  • enlargement of the floating breasts scene from above
  • more of the same, two different frames
  • more toweling, larger frames
  • more washtub/bathtub, larger frames
  • the second toweling scene, larger frames
  • lovin, Jenny on her side, larger frames
  • lovin, Jenny rear view, larger frames
  • Yvonne Sentis, same movie
  • Yvonne Sentis, larger frames
  • Aesthete must have done a helluva job on these caps from "Don't Go near the House" because he said it's one of the all-time sick and incompetent movies, but the visuals in his caps look quite good! Here's Joanna Brushay
  • here's more of Ms Brushay in bondage
  • same song, larger frames
  • more large frames
  • one more time
  • This is a first for Aesthete. He knew the body double's name, so he capped her. The part was played by Linda Amendola, but the nudity was performed by Kathleen Breen in "Patriots"
  • Kathleen Breen in "Patriots"
  • Kathleen Breen in "Patriots"
  • Kathleen Breen in "Patriots"
  • Kathleen Breen in "Patriots"
  • Kathleen Breen in "Patriots"
  • These are sexy pictures. Halle isn't naked, but I still liked them a real lot.
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    A few of note
  • Iced T capped Anne Heche in "Return to Pardise". She's 99% topless, but the camera always crops right where we don't want it to.
  • from Snowblind: Melanie Griffith in "Body Double"
  • from Snowblind, that master thespian, Kathy Ireland, in "Backfire". No nudity, but plenty of humor value in her facial expressions. Could she secretly be Bill Shatner's daughter.
  • from Snowblind, Jenna Elfman in "Can't Hardly Wait". No nudity.
  • Missy Browning in "Desert Passion". captured by Diamondedge.
  • Missy Browning in "Desert Passion"
  • Elliffen's caps of Britney Spears in the "Kid's Choice" thing
  • Sing's caps of Kate Winslet in "Hideous Kinky"
  • Agnetha Faltskog from "Abba". Last week she gave her first interview in 10 years, after having lived in seclusion on a Swedish island. She said the days with ABBA were horrible sometimes, filled with hysteria, and after that period she needed silence. In the last 10 years she has not played, sung, or listened to music. Although I'm not really sure how that's any different from her years with ABBA. Actually, I can understand, I gave up listening to music for 10 years after I heard "Dancing Queen". Another thing. I didn't know she went to the island on purpose. I figured they exiled her there after "Waterloo" (you know, like Napoleon). Does this mean the other three members may still be on the mainland and capable of bursting into song at any time? I think Sweden should have to post warning signs at the border.