Tuesday

Tuna
"Bad Girls in Black Boots"

Bad Girls in Black Boots (1970?) is an erotic short made somewhere in the late 60s or early 70s, most likely by Harry Novak. These brought in a little extra change from theaters stuck with two short features, and were sometimes used as a square reel when the main features didn't really deliver on the nudity. In this one, a woman strips down to her panties and boots, wriggles around on a sofa, then takes her panties off for the grand finale. This is on the same DVD with The Dirty Mind of Young Sally and Teenage Bride. The transfer quality is amazing. Again, there is a certain nostalgia factor for me in these films.

I would love it if one of you could identify this, or any of the unknowns from these films. IMDb has never heard of this. As an erotic short, it is a good one, the criteria being clear photography and full frontal nudity, but it is really only of interest to people like me that enjoy these early soft core efforts. This is a C+, but not one that most of you will rush out to see. Tuna

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    "Teenage Bride"

    Teenage Bride (1970) is another Harry Novak feature starring Sharon Kelly. This time, Sharon is the "other woman." A man and his teenage wife are not getting along too well. She doesn't cook, he can't hold a job, but the real problem is that he is getting all his sex at Sharon Kelly's house. When his step brother stays a couple days with him and his wife on his way to Florida, the wife seduces the step-brother. The husband hires a private eye to get pictures of his wife so he can divorce her. The PI does his secretary to celebrate getting a job, finally. The husband visits the secretary from work to leave the coast clear, but the step brother is at Sharon Kelly's house, trying to talk her into dumping the husband. Instead, she does the step brother, and the private eye ends up at the wrong house and takes pictures of the step brother with Sharon.

    Yes, the plot is just as lame as it sounds, but again, the nudity is wonderful, and the sex scenes are very hot. Everyone shows everything, including Sharon Kelly and three other women, Cyndee Summers, Jane Louise and Cheri Mann. Unfortunately, I was unable to discover which one was which. Again, we have lots of beaver and pickle, and some gyno shots. IMDb is awaiting 5 votes. This is a C. It doesn't have quite the magic of The Dirty Mind of Young Sally, but is decent early 70's soft core. Again, I was unable to find any actual penetration, but some of the passion seemed real. I still enjoy seeing these all natural women.

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  • Sharon Kelly (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54)
  • Unknown #1 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25)
  • Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Unknown #3 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    Here's an interesting note from Shiloh. I hadn't read anything about it, but what he says makes perfect sense.

    First we had nipplegate, causing all sorts of rescheduling & editing ...

    Now it is torturegate.

    Don't know for sure, but if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks ...

     ...  checking the digital schedule again, hoping to do more from Strip Search, I concluded HBO must have deliberately pulled Strip Search from their current schedule, obviously because of the prison torture scandal which is continuing to balloon.

     
    Strip search was scheduled for 12:10 am tonight in TV Guide, but checking digital schedule, it's not there ... will record time slot to see which schedule is correct, but the digital schedule is almost always correct ...
     
    Interesting that I haven't seen my clip posted elsewhere, either ...
     
    And the beat goes on  - or off

    Ciao,

    Shiloh

     

    House of the Damned (1996)

    A rare mid-90s movie that I've never seen. I'm not rushing out to get it, but the nudity is pretty cool!

     

    Ingrid Pitt

    She provided the designated sexuality and sometimes a bit of nudity for Hammer Films, and other low budget English genre flicks. Because she flashed now and then in films that mum might let you see, I'm guessing she was the first woman ever seen naked on screen by many British lads.

    • The Wicker Man. Cult classic, now fully restored and on DVD. (.avi, .wmv)

    • The Vampire Lovers, with Madeline Smith (.avi, .wmv)

    • The Vampire Lovers, with Madeline Smith (.avi, .wmv)

     

     

     

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    Here is part one of The Ghost's coverage of the early Kevin Costner flick "Sizzle Beach, U.S.A." (1986). Plenty of early 80's T & A in these 'caps and clips!

    Johnny Moronic
    Toni Collette
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    		New on DVD today! The Aussie actress and star of "About a Boy", "The Sixth Sense" and "Muriel's Wedding" going topless in scenes from "Japanese Story" (2003).

    Rachael Leigh Cook
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    		Pokies, downblouse views and a partial side breast view in #8. Scene from the offbeat indie film "The Big Empty". Click here for reviews by Scoop and Tuna.

    The Gimp
    'Caps and comments by The Gimp:

    Scoops,
    Here are some vidcaps of two women from an adult (hardcore) movie called "Flesh Hunter".

    Jenna Haze was a brunette mainstay in the adult film industry in 2002 and 2003. She was known for her lack of inhibitions. Which means she would do anything on camera.

    • Jenna Haze (#1 is topless only, #2 is hardcore) (1, 2)


    Krystal Steal is a blonde with a whole lot of Christina Aguilera on.

    The collages of Krystal come from stills (collage 1) and from two girl-boy scenes that end predictably if you've seen any adult movies in the past five years.

    • Krystal Steal, links 2 and 4 are softcore. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Variety
    Liv Tyler
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    		The "Lord of the Rings" star looking very sexy and showing lots of partial skin in scenes from the odd comedy "One Night at McCool's" (2001). Link #4 is probably the best with Liv getting all wet and soapy. Thanks to Flautista for the 'caps.

    J.J. North
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    		Señor Skin 'caps of the busty Skinemax babe going topless in scenes from "Vice Academy 5" (1996).

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    MOVIE TO STAR CAST WHO BOUGHT ROLES ON EBAY
    How Pauly Shore Got Started - German movie director Ralf List is about to begin shooting his first film cast entirely with actors who bought their parts in an Internet auction. The movie, "Who Is Paul Really?," is a comedy about a gay loser who becomes a winner after moving into an apartment with other gays. The lead will be played by a cook, and the amateurs will all be helped by acting coaches. The cast of 12 paid from $480 to $10,900 (US) for their roles, with the most money paid by the one woman in the cast.

  • Who didn't know that she would playing a man.
  • They're such bad actors that at the end of "Who Is Paul Really?," nobody will have the slightest idea.
  • I think this is how the entire cast of "Van Helsing" got their roles.


    MEN PREFER HOT CARS TO HOT FEMALE CELEBRITIES
    They Hate Plastic Bumpers - In a survey by the German magazine Men's Car, 86 percent of German men said they'd rather get their hands on a Ferrari Enzo for a weekend than on Pamela Anderson. 75 percent would choose a Lamborghini Gallardo over Britney Spears. Only Kylie Minogue beat the car, barely, with 53 percent of men preferring her to a Porsche Carrera GT.

  • The Porsche has nicer headlights, but they prefer Kylie's chassis.
  • If men could have it all, they'd take Kylie Minogue and a Hummer.
  • These guys don't want Pamela Anderson: too much mileage, and they prefer new to used.
  • I'd take all three women, and a van with four-on-the-floor.


    "SURVIVOR" MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
    Will This Marriage Survive? - Last night on CBS, the live finale of "Survivor" suddenly turned into "The Bachelor." "Boston Rob" Mariano unexpectedly pulled out a ring and proposed to rival finalist Amber Brkich. She accepted. Moments later, she was declared the winner of the $1 million prize over Mariano.

  • She immediately dumped him.
  • Sharks, snakes, that's nothing: if you want to test your survival skills, try getting married.
  • Is it really a good idea to let reality show contestants breed?