Guess: real or spoof?
Donald Trump now has his own brand of
vodka
"Halliburton's reputation as a
disaster and conflict industry innovator will be cemented
by the SurvivaBall, a one-size-fits-all solution to global
warming."
Trivia: which actor holds the record
for the most consecutive $100+ million movies.
You just know the headline writer
was having a good laugh over this one: "Keith
Richards' brain is OK"
- I'm not sure which doctor made
that diagnosis, but that boy needs instant
decertification.
- Either that, or the surgeon was
Jesus.
The first clip from Snakes on a
Plane, and an interview with Samuel L.
BRITNEY SPEARS REPRODUCING AT
UNSUSTAINABLE RATE, SCIENTISTS FEAR
"Shock. Total shock. That was the
reaction in the audience when 'American Idol' finalist
Chris Daughtry was booted off in Wednesday's voting."
Iowahawk has found the first draft of
the Iranian president's letter to George Bush.
Colbert Report: Cruel and Magically
Unusual
- "If Moussaoui loses, he spends
the rest of his life in David Blaine's bubble."
Colbert Report: Sigmund Freud,
Superegomaniac ...
"Self-examination is only good for prostates and breasts"
Colbert Report: Movies Destroying
America: Summer Blockbbuster Edition
The Daily Show's Jason Jones profiles
a man preventing Canadians from sneaking into the country
by the bazillions.
The Daily Show:
"As reporters question Rumsfeld, you
wonder if it's the fairness or the balance you're
smelling."
CLERKS II joins Cannes Film Festival
2006!
Alabama McDonald's to Display Reagan
Bust to Commemorate Visit
- "a bronze bust of the former
president, inside a case with a halogen light shining on
it 24 hours a day."
- The eternal flame-broil!
- Oh, damn. That's Burger King.
Lost in 'Lost'
- "Devout online followers slide
each episode under the microscope, seeking to answer
questions that go far beyond if and when castaways will
get off their mysterious island."
- Big deal. In my day we used to
do the same with Gilligan. Example: "Of the Skipper, The Professor
and Gilligan, how many were gay?"
Dave Barry's Blog: T-SHIRT OF THE DAY
SO FAR
Daily Show: Scary Movie bloopers
- Zarqawi put out a videotape to
prove to jihadists that he's all that and a bag of
hummus.
Schools' prom gift: Beer mugs and
champagne glasses
Ratings of Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove
Sinking to New Depths
- Rove is about even with Saddam
Husssein and Charles Manson
Chokeback Mountain
Engadget & Joystiq's live coverage of
Sony's PlayStation 3 E3 event
From Cheerleader Guy:
Today is the anniversary of one of
the greatest sports photos of all time.
Scarlett Johansson Is Never Getting
Naked Again, not even in
the shower.
This video is quite funny:
Darth Vader calls the Emperor collect
- to report the loss of the Death Star
Connery chosen as Britain's sexiest
pensioner
- I guess he's the ONLY sexy
pensioner in Britain, since an American finished second
- (Second place winner Tony
Hopkins is an American citizen and lives in Los
Angeles.)
- (The article says that third
place winner Patrick Stewart is a sprightly lad of 64,
but if that were true he would not even have been on the
ballot. Men must be 65 to draw a pension in the UK.
Stewart is 65, and will turn 66 in July)
- Helen Mirren was voted the
sexiest lady pensioner, which sounds reasonable, since
the old gal is still doing nude scenes and still looks
pretty doggoned good.
I swear, this is a real headline
at BBC News ...
What would Jesus drive?
- This is specifically covered in
the bible.
- God drives a Plymouth Fury.
Psalms 2:5, "Then will He terrify them in His Fury."
- Jesus drives an Accord. John
7:28, "You know me, and you know where I come from? But
I have not come of my own Accord."
- On the other hand, Jesus might
change his mind if he test-drives the new Cadillac
Moneychanger. He loves driving those Moneychangers.
OK, I made one of these up. Can
you guess which one?"Cuba,
Saudi Arabia, Sudan, China and Russia won seats on the new
UN Human Rights Council"
Actual New York Daily News
Headline:
Team flushes competition in sewage
contest
In public's eyes, Tom's less of a Top
Gun
- You think President Bush has
popularity problems? Cruise has dropped from a 58%
favorable rating to 35% in just ten months.
Letterman:
Top Ten Surprises In ABC's Bird Flu
Movie
- Thanks to sponsorship deal, flu
is cured by delicious taste of Dr. Pepper
- Sad conclusion in which Charlie
Brown puts a bullet in Woodstock
- Sole survivors Michael Jackson
and Rosie O'Donnell are forced to repopulate the earth
Firms find dealing with Cruise a
tough mission
USC Prof Shown Topless On Personal
Web Site.
- The aforegoing link goes to the
NBC story.
Here
are the three controversial pictures.
JoBlo's Top 10 Unintentionally Gay
Movie Moments
2006 NATIONAL MAGAZINE AWARD WINNERS
Headline of the day:
"Found! King Tut's penis"
