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In
their divorce agreement, Rodman and
Electra are now arguing over who gets to
go to which nightclubs. Apparently
they've agreed to a schedule that will
enable them to avoid each other. I wush
they'd give us that schedule, so we could
avoid them both.
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Former
Spice Girl Geri Halliwell announced she
hasn't has sex in ages because she's
saving herself for the right man. Luckily
for her, Rodman is available.
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A giant
photo of Claudia Schiffer has been draped
over the bell tower of Berlin's Memorial
Church. The advertisers paid $130,000 for
the ad, and the church congregation
needed the money to pay for renovations.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Cindy
Crawford nude and seven months pregnant
on the cover of W magazine. Stay tuned
for details.
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Danni
Ashe (www.danni.com) is capitalizing on
Star Wars mania with her own version, Bra
Wars, on her site. Danni plays Boob
Starknocker, the Jugeye Knight who must
infiltrate the Breast Star. Her point:
"anything is better with naked
women". Let's see: State Funerals,
check. Midnight mass from St Peter's:
check. Calculus, check. Yup, she's right.
All of those things would be better with
naked women.
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Weird - no
way to describe this web site. The title
is "Mr T vs Fred Sanford."
Bye Bye
Monkey
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Whoever
recommended/requested this film (Ciao
Maschio) sure came up with a good tip.
I've never seen it, but it must have a
ton of nude scenes, because Realist
clogged my in-box with these things, and
the main female star is gorgeous, but
first --- here's the big surprise. Screen
veteran Geraldine Fitzgerald was 63 when
she made this movie, and she did a love
scene with Depardieu, who was 28 at the
time. Well, it didn't seem to do her any
harm. Maybe it even revitalized the old
gal a bit, because I think she's still
alive now, more than two decades later,
and was in a British sitcom called
"Chalk" just a couple years
ago. She appeared in her first movie in
1934, 14 years before Depardieu was born.
Here is the rather surprising upskirt,
caused when Marcello Mastroianni walks in
on them. It does appear to show pretty
much the whole works.
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So much for
Miss Fitzgerald. The rest of these are
all the same woman: Gail Lawrence. Gail
had a few other roles in real movies, but
mostly she worked as Abigail Clayton, and
made some very naughty movies, indeed.
Her body is excellent. Here's a frontal.
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Here's a
topless scene while she eats a pastry
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Depardieu
gives her a quick breast exam. It look
like the French Fatty is holding a snake.
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and here
Depardieu appears to be planting flowers
in her pubic hair.
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various
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here's her
pretty buns as she parades naked around
his apartment. Also a lovely face shot.
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her great
chest visible in a shot in red light
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a rear view
as she does naked calisthenics
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just
wandering around naked inside
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more red
light, naked from the side
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more red
light. Three other women hold Depardieu
down while Gail mounts him. NOTE: they
are very close to doing it for real.
Check out the placement of their
genitalia
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Gail on a
nude beach
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very nice
close-up of her great chest in natural
light
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my favorite
shot of her excellent buns
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various,
including some frontals
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a naked
Depardieu appears to be angry with her.
Perhaps she mentioned that his butt is
larger than most countries.
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the scene
continues as he pulls her legs apart and
mounts her. Well, there went the
Depardieu-free zone, including the ol'
wiener. Gail is beautiful, but this is
more of Depardieu than I ever wanted to
see.
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this one is
just for laughs. Depardieu and the chimp
share a meal. Realist mentioned that the
director managed to side-step Depardieu's
lack of comprehensible English by having
him communicate with a whistle in his
mouth. He'd make different noises with
the whistle to communicate different
emotions. No comment. Too easy.
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Rasslin
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Climb up to
the top ropes with Crow and the gang.
Here's Chyna in action.
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Sable
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Sable
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Sable -
beautiful shot of her nearly-bare buns.
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Debra, the
new woman's champ
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Debra
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Debra
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Debra
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Graphic
Response
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The
grandmaster picked up a couple more good
ones. Ursula Andress in "Slave of
the Cannibal God"
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Valeria
Golino in "Year of the Gun"
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Nicole Kidman
in "Billy Bathgate"
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Elizabeth
McGovern in "Women and Men: Stories
of Seduction"
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Hunter Tylo
in "The Initiation"
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Susannah York
(preview, more tomorrow) in "The
Scream"
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DonBun
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It's great to
see DonBun back from hiatus and resuming
the path of rightousness, which is to say
tracking down topless bimbos. Here's Vera
Fisher in "I Love You"
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Diane
Franklin in "The Last American
Virgin"
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Mariangela
Melato in "Summer Night"
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Judy Thompson
in "Teach Me Tonight"
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Wendy
Hamilton in "Midnight
Temptations"
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FR
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Three
beautiful new collages from FR, all of
Olivia Pascal in "Summer Night
Fever"
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Olivia Pascal
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Olivia Pascal
New series from
Maelstrom
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Maelstrom's
eye, who finished either first or second
in your favorite scanner poll, has just
undertaken a new project. He's going to
do the entire Maxim Top 50. These are
sexy, but no nudity unless specifically
mentioned. Here's #50, Natalie Imbruglia,
and #49 Liv Tyler.
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#48 Gillian
Anderson, and #47 Lauryn Hill
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#46 and 45,
Buffy and Mrs Rodman
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#44 and #43,
Thandie Newton and Donna d'Errico
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#42 and #41,
Angelica Bridges and Milla. Bridges is
nude
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#40 and
#39,Jenny McCarthy and Yasmine Bleeth.
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#38 and #37,
Asia Argento and Claudia Schiffer. #37
seems kind of low for Claudia, doncha
think? Stay tuned for the rest as they
arrive.
Some small
requests and submissions
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One fella
wrote in to say that the release of The
Mummy is probably a good time to take a
look at Rachel Weisz. Here she is in
Stealing Beauty
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here she is
in The Advocates
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and here she
is in a dark purple vidcap, sans panties,
but I don't know what movie this came
from.
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Hayley Mills
in "Deadly Strangers"
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Hayley Mills
in "Deadly Strangers". I
thought I had better copies of these
caps, but I can't find them. Any help?
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The
hard-to-find-actresses guy sent in these
caps of Joanna Kerns in "The
Nightman". I think this modest rear
shot is her only nude scene, and she
waited until she was nearly 40 to expose
an absolutely perfect bum!
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