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A funny
line. You remember the guy with the
Hollywood Hi-Fi page? He's also a
professional gag writer, and he wrote
this one. A major retailer recently moved
Monica Lewinsky's book into the
half-price bins. The book was actually
selling well as a book-on-tape, but we
all know that oral books are not really
books. (You can
order his book or read samples by
clicking here.)
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Larry
Flynt worked out a plea-bargain with
Cincinnati prosecutors, paid a fine, and
agreed to stop selling porno videos in
their downtown store. The jurors were
dismissed, much to their disappointment,
as they will now have to pay to see the
material, and will have to drive all the
way out to the suburbs to buy it.
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In
Singapore, the Austin Powers movie will
not be called The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Their board of film censors banned the
title. It will be called The Spy who
Shioked Me. Their board of floor covering
censors also insisted on shioke
carpeting.
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Laura
Flynn Boyle told Premiere magazine that
she got rug burns on her butt from having
sex with Christian Slater on a blackjack
table in "Mobsters", and she
had to soak her butt in ice in between
takes. I'm just curious, how many takes
did they need to do this scene? Did they
have to wait until somebody beat the
dealer?
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A funny
parody of those Mastercard "some
things are priceless" ads.
The
Realist
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Here is the
deleted scene from "Another Day in
Paradise", which has been restored
on the DVD. Although it is a graphic
scene cut to avoid a NC-17 rating, the
nudity is all the guy, and not Natasha
Gregson Wagner. The best she does is a
not-quite-visible BJ. You can see on the
bottom left that the guy's dick is quite
clearly visible, probably erect or close
to it.
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These next
three are the scenes that were not cut.
Here Miss Wagner (Robert Wagner's
stepdaughter, Natalie Wood's daughter) is
in the throes of passion.
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One more
lovemaking scene.
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The OD scene.
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Melanie
Griffith in the same movie. No nudity,
but maybe you wonder how Mel is aging.
She seems to look fine.
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Catherine
Zeta Jones flashed her breasts very
briefly in Zorro, when she turned around
to reach for something to cover her. If
you look at the lower middle frame, I
believe you'll see the goodies. Is this
the most phogenic woman you've ever seen?
Does she ever take a bad picture?
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Here's the
upskirt. In these caps it is clear that
she was wearing some undergarments.
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Here is the
dueling scene. Zeta didn't actually fall
out of her top, but she sure made a dandy
effort.
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This is a
related scan. Interzone's scan of Zeta
from the May issue of Loaded.
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Here are
Aesthete's gorgeous caps from "Great
Expectations". As usual, they
consist of two sequences. These sequences
show the entire strip and pose scene.
First the smaller pictures, then the
enlargements. There is no nudity, except
in the frames where I specifically
mention it. Smaller caps #1
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Smaller caps
#2.
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Smaller caps
#3. Her back is bare, but no naughty bits
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Smaller caps
#4. Out-of-focus nude as the camera
focuses on Hawke's hands
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Smaller caps
#5. Some flesh, but no face
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Smaller caps
#6. The side of her breast and a non-nude
nude of her with her legs covering
everything.
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Smaller caps
#7. Artistic nudes. You can see the top
of her breasts and crotch, but no exactly
what you'd really like.
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Smaller caps
#8.
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Larger caps
#1. Bare back only
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Larger caps
#2. The crotch portion of the non-nude
nude.
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Larger caps
#3. The side of her breast.
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Larger caps
#4. Enlargement of the nude pose where
you can't quite see the goodies.
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Larger caps
#5. She's on her tummy. You may be able
to see a nipple through her fingers. Not
sure.
Susannah York
in The Shout
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I asked
Graphic Response if he would send me his
film pack on The Shout, for a bunch of
reasons. First, the film had a special
signifricance in my past. There's nothing
special about the film. It's a stylish,
well-acted, creepy British mystery which
you might love or which might cause you
to break your VCR. It's one of those
quirky, highly personalized films that
the British seemed to churn out by the
bushelful for a while. The film is just a
film, but it was significant in my past.
Second, Susannah York is a dead ringer
for my first wife (Scoopy Jr's mother) at
the same age. Third, I figured it would
be a good chance to see what GR has in
his film packs. He had between 50 and 60
640x480 captures, almost all of them with
nudity. From that I cobbled together a
few more files from that film. I guess I
should have had one of the pros do it,
but I had some time to kill while waiting
for some guys, so ... Here's York in the
tub.
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Here she is
in bed alone.
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Here's York
completely naked, scurring across the
floor on her hands. Very sexy, actually.
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Here's a nice
upper body shot
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Here's GR's
collage. Not surprisingly, his is
professional looking!
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Some new ones
from the Germans
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Sophie
Schuett in "Sieben Tage bis zum
Glueck". These are from the guy I
used to call DP. He wrote in and asked to
be called by his full name, Dildo Porn. I
think that gives him the most graphic
name of any if the current imagers,
unless we receive any more from the
retired artist formerly known as
Motherfucking Pissdrinking Cocksucker
(MPC, as I used to call him). All kidding
aside, there is nothing pornographic
about Dildo Porn's images.
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Two from
Jedilein. This is Nicole Eggert in Blown
Away.
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and this is
Ann-Kathrin Kramer in ????
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OOPS! Some
Luxembourg Celebs
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I received
some mail from the country of Luxembourg,
and the writer told me that I shouldn't
lump Desiree Nosbusch in with the German
Celebs, because Desiree comes from
Luxembourg. In fact, Desiree is the most
popular thing in Luxembourg, except for
those low priced petrol stations on the
motorways. Desiree is such a monster star
there that she's kind of a combination
Babe Ruth, JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and
Sinatra in the eyes of her countrymen.
So, I apologize for that, and here's two
more he sent in, of Nosbusch in
"After Midnight". These are not
new images. This one is an old Figgis
collage.
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