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"Web of Seduction"
Web of Seduction (1999) is an Erotic Thriller. The plot is as weak as we would expect, but the nudity, photography and lighting is as good as I have seen. Three women each do a lengthy masturbation scene, have sex with two different men, and do a girl/girl with each of the other women. In most cases, the women do full frontal in each of their 5 nude scenes. I am running very late, and there are way too many images for one night, so tonight we have Lauren Hayes and Tracy Smith. Tomorrow night, the plot summary, the rest of the review, Nancy O'Brien, and the girl/girl images.
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Lauren Hays
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Updates:
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Updated volumes: Joan Severance, Julie Strain, Sharon Stone,
Charlie Spradling, Elisabeth Shue, Dominique Sanda, Romy
Schneider, Marina Sirtis,
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New Volumes: Tori Spelling, Georgina Spelvin, Sissy Spacek, Mira
Sorvino
Other crap:
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Rental ($M) |
Box ($M) |
ratio/100 |
| Maid in Manhattan |
55.3 |
93.8 |
59 |
| Road to Perdition |
58.9 |
104.1 |
57 |
| The Ring |
56.0 |
128.6 |
43 |
| One Hour Photo |
56.9 |
31.6 |
148 |
What the hell is One Hour Photo doing in there
with those hits? The other three movies have done about half as
much in rentals as at the box, but OHP is the second biggest
rental hit of the year despite a mediocre 31.6 million at the box.
(Most people felt it was a much stronger movie than demonstrated
by the box, but I don't think anybody predicted this result.)
Here are some other surprises:
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Rental ($M) |
Box ($M) |
ratio/100 |
| Ghost Ship |
40.3 |
30.1 |
135 |
| Femme Fatale |
17.1 |
6.6 |
259 |
| I Spy |
41.2 |
33.1 |
124 |
| The Tuxedo |
40.7 |
50.2 |
91 |
Based on rental income, Ghost Ship has out-performed
Harry Potter and Red Dragon so far! (The comparison to Red Dragon is
valid, but to be fair, you can't equate
rental figures for kid movies to the comparable income for adult
features. Rental amounts are always low for kiddie flicks because
with kid movies, people BUY rather than rent, since kids watch
them again and again. Although Ghost Ship is beating Harry Potter in
rentals, Potter is leading by a rather convincing 33 to 1 ratio in
retail sales!)
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Amy Smart
Bridgett Wise and Aerica D'Amaro
Jaclyn DeSantis and Aliya Campbell
Unknowns
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PK takes a look at the very funny comedy "Road Trip". All the ladies bare breasts, and the unknowns also show a hint of bum and pubes.
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The topless scene that made her famous. Vidcaps from "American Pie" (1999).
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| Variety
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| Natasha Henstridge |
The sexy, blonde Canadian model and actress baring a breast in a sex scene with Jean-Claude Van Damme from "Maximum Risk" (1996).
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| Lucinda Rhodes |
Chalk up another point for the British tabloids! The paparazzi catch the busty UK actress topless!
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C2000 'caps of the beautiful Latina actress in scenes from the Mexican movie, "The Crime of Father Amaro". Lovely breast exposure in #1, great undies 'caps in #2.
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A great find by Grack for the Peta fans. Soaking wet, cleavage and a even nip slip from "La Femme Nikita".
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The busty B-movie babe bares her robo-hooters in scenes from "Dreammaster: The Erotic Invader" (1996).
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"The Transporter" co-star in some explicit poses from back in her Honk Kong days.
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Pokies and see-thru lingerie in scenes from "The Wrong Guy".
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The best version I've seen of this no-undies paprarazzi pic.
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Her last nude scene. Vidcaps from "The House Where Evil Dwells" (1982).
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Pat's comments in yellow...
SMOKERS DON'T BURDEN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM
You Should Kiss Our Butts! - All those high taxes on cigarettes were
supposedly to pay for the extra burden smokers put on the health care
system, but professors at the University of Bergen in The Netherlands found
that isn't true. They studied both U.S. and Dutch statistics and found
that people over 70 cause the highest health care costs. While smokers age
40-70 do need more health care, they tend to obligingly die off by 70, so
they don't live long enough to develop expensive elder diseases.
So if we really want to cut health care costs, make cigarettes cheap and
readily available.
Raise the speed limit to 90 mph, and the health care system would do
even better.
The biggest problem for the health care system is people who are too
damned healthy to die.
SPLIT OPINION ON TONGUE-SPLITTING
The Teen's Girlfriend: An Iguana - The Illinois House passed a bill banning
the latest body-modification fad, tongue-splitting, and sent it to the
Senate. The craze involves surgically splitting the tongue to make it look
like a lizard's. One teen had it done by a body piercer who used a scalpel
heated with a blow torch and no anesthetic, but he said he had to do it
because it was the most beautiful thing he'd seen in his life. Doctors say
it can cause infections and speech impediments, but they worry that banning
it will make people go to less qualified underground practitioners.
Like bodypiercers who use blow torches?
Or else they'd have to get it done in Hollywood on "Extreme Makeover."
Proponents said the doctors speak with forked tongues.
They THINK the teen said it was beautiful, but they aren't quite sure.
SWORDFISH AND TUNA MAY GO EXTINCT
"Fin" - A study by biologists at Dalhousie University in Canada found that
populations of large predatory fish, such as marlin, tuna and swordfish,
have dropped by up to 90 percent since industrial fishing began in the
1950s. Many fish are caught before they even get a chance to reproduce.
They said that unless commercial fishing is strictly reduced to allow the
fish to spawn and regenerate, they will go extinct like the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs went extinct because Fred Flintstone ate too many dino melt
sandwiches?
Here's one problem women can't blame on men! Men ALWAYS prefer a
cheeseburger to swordfish.
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