Saturday

 

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.
 

 

 

 

 

 

American Visa

Starting with a Mexican/Bolivian movie we have American Visa (2005).

Not a lot of visible nudity, and I couldn't work out who most of the women were, but I could identify

Alexandra Lanza

and Kate del Castillo.

others

 

End of Man

Plenty of topless women in the Brazilian movie End of Man aka Finis Hominis (1971).

 It was just impossible to work out who they are.

 

 

 

 

Anatomy 2 (2003)

Anatomy 2 aka Anatomie 2 (2003) is a German film.

No real visible nudity but Heike Makatsch is wearing very little.

 

 

Birds of Heaven

Still in Europe, we have the French movie Birds of Heaven aka Les Oiseaux du ciel (2006). Some nice nudity by:

Agnes Soral

Marie-Josée Croze

and Sara Martins.

 

 

 

The Miracle According to Salomé

The Miracle According to Salomé aka O Milagre segundo Salomé (2004) is a Portugese movie set in a brothel.

Margarida Miranda

Margarida Vila-Nova

and an unknown are topless

and Ana Bandeira is in her underwear.

 

 

Bubble

Bubble aka Ha-Buah (2006) is an Israel movie.

Breasts flashed by Daniela Virtzer

and a woman whose name I couldn't work out.

 

 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Kristy Swanson is the original Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992). No nudity, just some pokies on display.

 

 

Flight of Fury

Flight of Fury (2007) is a Steven Seagal fight-fest, so you know exactly what is going to happen.

Katie Jones is topless

and there is some slight see-though nudity by Ciera Payton.

 

 

Long Distance

Some pokies by Monica Keena in Long Distance (2005).

 

 

On the Beach

Rachel Ward is topless in On the Beach (2000) but she is facing the wrong way.

 

 

The Stepdaughter

The nudity in The Stepdaughter (2000) is by Cindy Pickett just as she is electrocuted in a bath.

Pokies and cleavage by Andrea Roth

and Lisa Dean Ryan.

 

 

The Stranger Beside Me

No nudity in The Stranger Beside Me (1995) but Tiffani-Amber Thiessen removes her top.

 

 

Sex Substitute 2

Finally, a soft-core movie called Sex Substitute 2.

The naked ladies are Ander Page,

Angela Davies,

Cara Jo Basso,

 

Georgie Adair,

 

Basso and Adair,

Jacy Andrews,

 

Kelsey

and some ladies who weren't unidentified.

 

 

Married with Children Series 8 Part 1

Not the best series for capping.

Episode 1 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket

Christina Applegate - very sexy

Episode 3 - Proud to be Your Bud

Christina Applegate - an upskirt

Michelle Nicholas - sexy

Episode 4 - Luck of the Bundys

Christina Applegate - very nice

Episode 5 - Banking on Marcy

Christina Applegate - very nice

Episode 6 - No Chicken, No Check

Christina Applegate - very nice

Episode 8 - Scared Single

Christina Applegate - lot of leg

Melissa Behr - sensational cleavage

Borovnisa Blervaque - lovely legs

Episode 9 - No Ma'am

Christina Applegate - nice

Lisa Boyle - cleavage

Episode 10 - Dancing with Weezie

Christina Applegate - lovely

Episode 11 - Change for a Buck

Christina Applegate - lovely

Episode 12 - A Little Off the Top

Christina Applegate - lovely

Episode 13 - The Worst Noel

Christina Applegate - looking good

Amanda Bearse - an upskirt

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kiss Me Quick

1964

The Time Machine returns to the oldies tour and the world of cheap gas. This time we overshot the seventies and landed in 1964 for Kiss Me Quick!. This one was fun for me because I had seen it in a theater back then (heck, this is before VCR's or DVD ) and I was smitten with Althea Currier.

Althea does a slow strip in this Sci-Fi soft core comedy, breasts only, hey it was the early sixties.

Caps and three clips.

More of the same from Jackie De Witt.

Caps and three clips.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Adaptation

2002

Judy Greer

film clip

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

Miscellaneous

Faye Dunaway in Chinatown (1974)

Janine Turner in A Secret Affair (1999)

Pamela Susan Shoop in Empire of the Ants (1977)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Naomi Campbell

Two of Mischa Barton in Closing the Ring, from DonBun

Katie "Jordan" Price hanging out in Cannes

Jessica Simpson falling partially out of her blouse.

 I can't remember if we have run this exact pic before

 

Film Clips

Here is the full length uncensored music video from those TATU chicks.

Tracy Mittendorf in El Cortez. OK nudity from Tracy, but a surprising sausage shot from Richie Valens!

A strange downblouse from Skeletor Spice

A classic: Lena Olin in The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Rachel Veltri in Trapped Ashes (2006, sample right)
Lara Harris in Trapped Ashes (2006, sample right)
IMDB summary for Trapped Ashes: "Seven strangers on a Hollywood movie studio tour are trapped inside an infamous House of Horror and forced to tell their most terrifying stories to get out alive."
Avalon Barrie and Lyudmilla Shiryaeva in Sappho (2008, sample right)

Sappho is a new movie. Never heard of it. Ukrainian-made, in English. IMDB summary: "Set in 1926, the movie is saturated with the glamour of the Roaring Twenties. The stock market is booming, newly liberated women have the vote, luxurious ocean liners are crossing the Atlantic, and aeroplanes, automobiles, radios, and telephones are transforming the world. Drawn by the cachet of Europe and pushed by Prohibition in the United States, the young Americans of the Lost Generation are flocking to Paris and other points in the old world. It's the era of jazz, modernism, the Charleston, and flappers in daring clothing. It's the period when the contemporary world is starting to develop. It is against this backdrop that a young American couple, Phil and the interestingly-named Sappho, arrive on the Greek island of Lesbos for a honeymoon. (Lesbos, of course, was the home of the original Sappho, the ancient Greek poetess whose sapphic erotic poems put the lesbian in Lesbos.) Sappho - the modern one - is the young and beautiful daughter of a millionaire, and a free spirit in all ways. Phil's an artist looking for inspiration. On the island they meet Helena, daughter of a Russian emigrant archaeologist. She's smart, beautiful, and uninhibited and - surprise! - she ends up in bed with Sappho, who has meanwhile become impressed by the erotic verse of her ancient poetess namesake. Needless to say, a love triangle develops. Sappho wants to live in a menage a trois with Helena and her husband. Then Phil and Helena fall in love, and eventually decide they can do without Sappho. Apparently the situation mirrors one described in the original Sappho's famous poem about thwarted sexual desire. As our three lovers come to grips with their passions the present and the past merge together, and our modern Sappho commits an act which recalls the passionate death of the ancient poetess."