Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

A new book is coming out about Monty Python- an oral history created by interviewing the living members and a few people who worked with them. You can read a preview in the new Vanity Fair. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.

Scans - Good and New

Just for laughs: Busty Dusty and her mammoth hooters

Just for laughs: Traci Topps and her equally large ones

More of those Zoe Ball paparazzi shots. Strangely, none of the top imagers have worked on them yet.

two new Elliffen Graphix scans of Miranda Richardson. They are scenes from a movie called "Dance With A Stranger" (Thanks for the tip, eos)

Miranda Richardson again

Maelstrom's collage of Tiffany Taylor at Glamourcon 15. No nudity.

Mongoose

The king of the Summer Movies is back with a bunch. It seems like every summer there would be a bunch of brainless but fun movies filled with and nudes and beach fun and geeks who triumph over the snooty set or the jocks. Is that a dead art form? Whether it is or not, Mongoose is preserving its memory. I'll bet you've never seen this topless frame. I know I never had. You remember in Summer Rental how John Candy's neighbor kept showing everyone her new boobs? The movie was a family picture, so you never actually saw those boobs. Until now, because Mongoose watched it frame by frame. I really enjoyed this silly movie, in which a bunch of tourists end up winning a yacht regatta by teaming up with an old sailor who had converted his ship to a seafood restaurant. Totally believable, right? My favorite scene is when Rip Torn as the old salt is demonstrating what a genuine sailor he is by his knowledge of sea shantys. He sings "a ballad me mother taught me", and it turns out to be the theme from Love Boat. If there was a soundtrack album, I'd get it just to hear John Candy and Rip Torn singin' The Love Boat. Anyway, the lady with the boob job was Lois Hamilton

Vickie Benson in "Private Resort". Everyone got naked in this one, including a mooseless Rob Morrow and a young Johnny Depp.

Leslie Easterbrook in Private Resort. She was the busty recruit in those Police Academy movies.

Hilary Shapiro in "Private Resort"

Arielle Dombasle in "Red Shoe Diaries". You never see her on those top 50 lists, but she wouldn't be a bad choice.

Arielle Dombasle in "Red Shoe Diaries".

If you've never seen this, it is a classic. Sylvia Kristel and Linda Blair did a lesbian scene in "Red Heat"

Sonja Martin in "Red Heat"

Master Bagger

Sofia Shinas in "The Outer Limits"

FR's gallery today consists of Lea Bosco in "Tristan and Isolde". As far as I know, Lea is no relation to the famous Saint John Bosco, who is, if I remember correctly, the undisputed patron saint of chocolate flavored milk drinks since the Vatican issued that denial of the existence of Saint Oliver Ovaltine

Lea Bosco in "Tristan and Isolde". She has a stunning long mane of red hair. Beautiful girl.

Akira

Buffy on last night's SNL

Anonymous Guy

Speaking of The Outer Limits, The Anonymous Guy still has his cable hooked up. Here's Polly Shannon

more of Polly Shannon

Jill Clayburgh in "Luna"

Miss Clayburgh's face is never visible in the frames with naughty bits. This is almost de facto evidence of a body double, but is not absolutely certain. Craig Hosoda's "The Bare Facts" lists no nude scenes for Miss Clayburgh in this movie. Anyway, Aesthete capped the scene, double or not

Luna

Saturday

You might be a Redneck Jedi if:

you have a dixie cup full of tobacco spit in your x-wing
you keep your blaster in a gun rack
your mobile home is in orbit around a tornado-prone planet
You use your light saber to fillet catfish
you think yoda might make good bait for catchin' grass carp
you use the force to give needle-free tattoos
you have an ad on your barn for Red Man Chewbacca
you can't figure how Uncle Owen could live on a farm without a pick-up
the fact that Princess Leia is your sister only makes you want her more

Wrestler-turned-governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura just released his political autobiography, "I Ain't Got Time to Bleed". He talks about how he lost his virginity, used pot and steroids, and kept company with prostitutes. And his second day in office was even better.

Dominique Sanda in Il Conformista

Here are Aesthete's beautiful caps from "The Conformist". And, by golly, to make my role completely irrelevant, he wrote some commentary as well, which is just as well because I saw the movie about 30 years ago and I can't remember anything about it other than that I couldn't follow it. Of course, this is not surprising, since I sometimes get confused during an especially complicated episode of "Mr. Ed". It is amazing that he got captures of such quality from this film, because I don't think there is a DVD or digitally remastered video, and this puppy came out when I was in college! After he reads this, I'll bet he'll write in to tell us how he did it. Aesthete said: "A classic 1970 film starring Jean-Louis Trintignant. The collages are of the young (then 20) and lovely Dominique Sanda. This was only the third film in her long career. She was gorgeous and it's hard to believe this film is 30 years old."

Sanda #2.

Sanda #3.

Sanda #4.

Sanda #5.

RDO does Conan and more

RDO's first cap of the week is Susan Reno in "The Glimmer Man". You need some background on this cap, so here are RDO's comments: "Susan Reno's boobs may be prosthetic. They are obviously fake, and they are supposed to be fake as part of the plot. She is a corpse, and they are going to cut out her implants to identify her from the serial number. Since neither the cutting nor the incision is shown, I don't know whether they were too cheap to make the prosthetic look real while being cut, or too cheap to use a prosthetic at all." So, if you know, tell us. Is Reno an actress with implants, or was she just wearing a prosthetic to play someone with implants? This seems like an extension of that Live/Memorex debate. Somehow, in the context of the Nato bombing, it seems less significant.

Sandahl Bergman in Conan. RDO's comment: "some of the frames I've seen before, but not the long one at the bottom"

Leslie Foldvary in Conan. Thulsa Doom sacrifices her to Set, his snake-god.

Leslie Foldvary

an unidentified woman selected to breed with Arnold in his cage.