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Update
Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated. Monstrous update this week,
which I believe to be his largest issue ever, and possibly his best. Lots of
great stuff.His comments: "A couple of former Miss France, last Cesar's
best actress, a sitcom star in her first nude scene, some gifted newcomers,
some big names in their youth or never aging, some TV stars and their
regular topless scene, even obscure short movies: you name it, you get it."
Including Monica Bellucci in Le Concile de Pierre and (you're not gonna
believe this) Charlotte Rampling naked yet again - at age 60! In all honesty,
she looks pretty good. Offhand, I can't name anyone else her age who would
look that good without clothes. Except maybe Paul Sorvino, but I can't really
make that decision until I see Big Paulie in the buff.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Good German
A war correspondent (George Clooney) returns to Germany, supposedly to
continue the job he had before the war, but actually
to find and get back together with his pre-war lover (Cate Blanchett). He is met at the airport by an enlisted man
(Tobey Maguire) who has taken
advantage of his motor pool job, with easy access among all zones in Berlin, to
build a sizeable black market and prostitution business. Oh - and his girlfriend
just happens to be Cate Blanchett!
The first act is from Maguire's point of
view, the second act from Clooney's, and the last from Blanchett's. A great
deal of intrigue revolves around Cate's husband, and what she did during the
war. The Russians and Americans are both very interested in her and her
purportedly dead husband.
The Good German (2006) was an attempt by Steven Soderbergh
(producer/director) to make a classic 1940s noir. He used nothing but 1940s
vintage cameras and old film stock, and set it in post-Hitler Germany, shortly
before the Potsdam Conference. There was no problem with Soderbergh's attempt to make a film in an old style.
As a technical achievement, The Good German is wildly successful,
and captures the exact look and feel Soderbergh was after. Additionally, he got
vintage performances from most of his cast.
What he didn't do was create a
good movie.
Like the films from the 40's, the visual style put
emphasis on the story but, unfortunately, the story just didn't hold up well. The
structure of the film required revealing the mystery a little at a time, which meant that we couldn't
know too much about the main characters until it was time for the key plot
twists, and hence never had anyone to root for.
For me, this was an interesting experiment, and proved that classic noir
can still be made today. I would like to see more done in this vein, but
starting with a more suitable story.
- IMDb readers say 6.2. The film only grossed $1.3M against an estimated
$32M budget.
- The film was nominated for an Oscar for its music
- C-, and only for a limited audience, despite the big stars and big-name
director.
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The Breed
Five college students head to an isolated island for a weekend of fun.
Heading up the group are two conflicting brothers, studious Matt (Eric
Lively) and party boy John (Oliver Hudson). Also along for the ride are
party girl Sara (Taryn Manning), Noah (Hill Harper), and Nicki (Michelle
Rodriguez), the object of both the brothers' affections. But the kids are
not alone; it appears a pack of wild dogs is roaming the island. And
these aren't just any wild dogs, they are genetically enhanced, smart
dogs from a training center located across the island.
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Notes and collages
Ghost Whisperer
A break from my "A" ladies, these collages are from the latest episode of
"Ghost Whisperer."
A few months ago when Ms. Hewitt was quoted as saying she will never do a
nude scene she added that she was okay with displaying cleavage "eye candy" on
her TV show.
I'm okay with it also.
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They're Playing with Fire
1984's They're Playing with Fire is a fairly poor murder mystery (that
was not very mysterious) spiced up by plenty of gratuitous sex and nudity
by B movie queen Sybil Danning, who was especially hot in the 70's and
80's. She is still working today, having appeared in three 2007
productions as this is written in May 2007.
Danning plays a college professor, married to another college
professor. She seduces one of her students while busily plotting with her
husband to steal millions from his grandmother and mother, rather than
wait to inherit the money.
To make matters more interesting, the pair enlist the student to break
into the old women's mansion to scare them, hoping the old women will turn
the mansion over to them and move to a retirement community. The mother
catches the student and shoots at him with a rifle while he flees, and
while all this is going on, the two women are murdered by a knife-wielding
hooded figure.
More people start to die, and things really start getting messy for the
trio who now find themselves in the middle of a bunch of murders. The
ending, while attempting to be twisty, is just as confusing a mish-mash as
the rest of the flick, but Danning makes it worth watching from a
curiosity point of view.
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Hillary Clinton picked up an unlikely endorsement from America's top porn star,
Jenna Jameson. Jameson told PR.com that she loves Hillary and "would love to
have a woman in office," although she'd also love for Bill to run again because
his administration "was the best years for the adult industry." But she said
she'd back any Democrat because the most important thing now is removing Bush.
* If you've seen any of her movies, you know she's
already taken care of that.
R. Kelly's interview in the upcoming Hip-Hop Soul magazine is raising eyebrows.
Explaining the responsibility he carries now that he has become much more than
just a hip-hop singer/songwriter with a rumored thing for underage girls, Kelly
declared, "I'm the (Muhammad) Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm
the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats
that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that
now...So I have to walk with a certain humility."
* Wow! What does he sound like WITHOUT the humility?!
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