| Monday's Images |
| New Vidcaps |
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From Graphics Response, a
fresh look at all of Darryl Hannah's nude scenes
in "Splash".
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From Dogg, here is a clearer
cap of Cherie Michan playing strip poker in the
cable version of "Dream On".
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From PAL, Francesca Dellera in
"La Carne"
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From PAL, Veronica Ferres in
"Schtonk"
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From PAL, Victoria Abril naked
yet again in "Barrios Altos". Miss
Abril is challenging Sonia Braga for the coveted
Uncle Scoopy Lifetime Achievement Award for most
total dry exposure. (With Bo Derek and Phoebe
Cates going neck and neck for the "wet"
award.)
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I have never seen "The
Lover", and I had no idea why it was so
controversial. I think I'm starting to see. These
Hugo vidcaps show that the 18 year old March was
made up to look like a 15 year old. Except for a
woman's bosom, March looks about 12 in these
scenes.
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Those wacky European TV
stations. A French station makes fun of CNN's
Health Reports. When will American TV grow up?
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One more making fun of CNN.
Can James Earl Jones speak French?
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Inger Stevens in "A Dream
of Kings", with Anthony Quinn. I think this
is the closest she ever came to a nude scene. She
was already in her mid 30's, and was dead of an
overdose within a year. OK, Inger, if you were
only going to do one nude scene, maybe you could
have picked somebody other than Zorba.
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Kristen Cloke in Fox-TV's
"Milennium". Pretty daring for U.S.
broadcast TV.
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Re-run by request. Andrea
Thompson, now a pretty big TV star, seen here in
"Manhattan Gigolo", when she was young
and (I guess) needed the work.
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Andrea Thompson #2
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Andrea Thompson #3.
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Andrea Thompson #4.
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SE7EN captures Leslie Ryan in
"Body Chemistry IV". I havewn't rented
this because I heard it's too complicated if you
missed the first three. This is the same problem
Dan Quayle had with "Police Academy 5".
Of course, he also complained that Steve
Guttenberg wasn't in it.
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Hugo captures Jessey Meng in
"Red Corner"
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ZZ captures Kari Wuhrer in
"Phoenix"
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Hugo captures Shannon Whirry
in "Playback"
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Path
to the Naked Encyclopedia, the motherlode of
naked celebs
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From CROW, action
shots of Sunny on "Monday Night Raw" #1
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Sunny #2
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Sunny #3
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The anonymous guy,
master of the hyphen world (made-for-vid and
straight-to-cable), turns off Showtime for a few
hours to tape some tennis. (Hey, even
Michelangelo took a break from sculpting and
painted a ceiling now and then). Martina Hingis
in action #1.
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Martina Hingis #2.
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You might fairly and
reasonably argue that Olga Korbut was the most
influential athlete of all time. Perhaps she had
more impact upon her sport than Pele, Jim Brown,
Wayne Gretzky, or Michael Jordan. She redefined
gymnastics in the same way that Babe Ruth
re-wrote baseball in his image. Imagine the
post-Olympics life she would have had if her
passport said "USA" on it! From this
picture of her, it appears Soviet life wasn't
quite so cushy.
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Jan Stephenson played
an influential role in the LPGA, but it didn't
have much to do with her golf swing. It had to do
with the fact that they wanted their events to be
taken seriously as athletic competitions, not as
cheesecake pageants, and Jan was always turning
up half-naked somewhere. I guess you could call
her the Dennis Rodman of women's golf. I would
have called her the Joe Don Baker of woman's
golf, except that in her pictures she showed the
ability to produce more than one facial
expression. Someday we'll have to have a contest
for readers to produce the most expressionless
face. Baker? Cybill Shepherd? Costner? Banderas?
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| Sunday's Images |
| Nucathon |
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Marina Sudina (aka
Zudina). My favorite kind of canned fish, often
called Marine Sardines in English. Maybe not.
Actually, she's an aclaimed Russian theater
actress. This scene is from "Mute
Witness", which I haven't seen, but was her
first international project and was critically
praised. It was the last theatrical release for
Sir Alec Guinness. Marina was able to act in an
English language picture because she plays a
mute, although I understand she signs with a
strong Moscow accent
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This is Marilyn
Monroe's famous nude swim in the never-finished
"Something's Got To Give". I think it
was the last time she was captured naked on
camera. She was fired from the picture, and died
shortly thereafter.
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Margaux Hemingway in
"Lipstick". Her life ended in tragedy.
The granddaughter of the legendary Ernest
Hemingway, she was a top model who broke into
movies. Dino Delaurentis vowed to make the six
footer the greatest sex star since Marilyn
Monroe. Unfortunately, her performing was
deplorable. She had a cartoon voice, a lisp, and
no ability to deliver a natural line. To make
matters worse, her unheralded kid sister became a
pretty successful performer. (Mariel only got her
role in "Lipstick" because her big sis
pulled some strings). Margaux ballooned up over
200 pounds, struggled with alcohol, and
eventually followed her famous grandfather's
tragic example by taking her own life in 1996.
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Leslie Olivan.
Obscure bit player in "The Click" and
"Damien's Seed".
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Kim Evenson.
German-born actress who was the playmate of the
month in 1984, and plugged along on a movie
career. She starred in "Kandyland" in
1987, but the movie bombed and she disappeared.
The movie was about the winner of a bikini
contest who tries to make it as a stripper. It
was based on Proust's "Remembrance of Things
Past", or maybe not. Maybe was based on an
ad inside a matchbook cover.
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Speaking of really
bad movies, two words: "Road House".
Kelly Lynch seen here in bad, arty lighting.
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Blair Brown. I have
to admit I am completely charmed by any woman who
does love scenes with John Belushi. In the early
80's, it appeared she would become a major star,
but she ended up as a hard-working TV actress.
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Delia Sheppard.
Danish-born. Pet of the Month back in 1988. has
been in every really bad movie you can think of
in the last decade. Quick, name a stinker. Rocky
V? She was there. Adventures of Ford Fairlane?
Roots of Evil? Yup
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Susan George.
Although more talented than Delia, she was sort
of the Delia Sheppard of the 70's and 80's. Name
a really bad movie from that era... "Enter
the Ninja", "Mandingo" ...Susan
was there. Somehow, she missed "The Wild
Geese"
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Here's one of Demi
that I've never seen
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Diane Lane naked is
not a bad thing
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Diane McBain. Older
guys, sing along: "Surfside Six ... in Miami
Beach". Back in the late 1950's, ABC was the
struggling new network desperate for affiliates
and a hit. They caught the public's fancy
momentarily with a show called "77 Sunset
Strip", about detectives in Hollywood with
some offbeat friends (5 points if you remember Ed
"Kookie" Byrnes, the hepcat parking
attendant). ABC turned to Warner for more of the
same and eventually developed three more shows
that were exactly the same show with different
locales and names. "Bourbon Street
Beat" took place in New Orleans,
"Hawaiian Eye" in Honolulu,
"Surfside 6" in Miami. Unfortunately,
my own version, "Bismarck Harry", about
a swingin' jazz-lovin' ring-a-ding beatnik
detective in North Dakota, was never picked up.
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Emmanuelle Seigner,
now the world's record holder for the oldest
woman ever to sleep with Roman Polanski, assuming
he still sleeps with her when the nearby Junior
High is on summer break.
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Fantasia. One guess
what she does for a living. Yup, you guessed it,
she's an astrophysicist. They all have to take
cutesy names now as part of the new plan to
market quantum mechanics to a broader audience.
Dr. Steven Hawking is now known as
"Gumdrops"
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Fantasia. I guess she
looks the sexiest of all the physicists, although
I have to hold off a final decision until I've
seen Dr. Hawking in the Santa outfit.
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Speaking of physics.
First Physical law of the universe: a body at
rest tends to stay at rest. Second principle: if
Phoebe Cates is naked, she must be wet. This time
in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".
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Judy Davis in
"Naked Lunch". She stars in Woody
Allen's latest secret project, along with Kenneth
Branagh, Wynona Ryder, Melanie Griffith, and Leo
DiCaprio.
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Kelly Smith, star of
"Naked Horror". (an excellent finale to
a Naked Lunch)
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Melissa Silver. Yet
another from the distinguished cast of
"Naked Horror"
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More of Kelly
McGillis in "Cat Chaser". This movie is
based on an Elmore Leonard novel.
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Lola Falana, singer
and sometime actress.
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Rene Bond. I'll give
you the titles of some of her movies, and you see
if you can guess what kind of movies they are.
"Guess Who's Coming at Dinner",
"The Dicktator", and "Beach
Blanket Bango". Imagine that, although she
spelled those titles poorly, she worked with
Spencer Tracy, Chaplin, and Annette. What a
range!
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Roshumba Williams. As
Andy Warhol once said, "In the future,
everyone will be a supermodel for 15
minutes"
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Roshumba again.
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Tina Krause of
"Strawberry Estates". I really don't
think the Victoria's Secret catalogue is the
right fashion source for Tina, as she appears to
have approximately the same dimensions as Danny
DeVito. I have to admit, though, DeVito can look
stunning in a red pegnoir
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Odessa. OK. I guess
she's a port on the Black Sea. I really don't
know who she is, but she looks good naked. Nuc's
notes say she will be in "The Guns of El
Chupacabra", which is another
tongue-in-cheek epic with Julie Strain as some
kind of space warrior queen
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Natasha Richardson,
of the third generation of movie-acting
Redgraves. I knew Vanessa was a friggin' commie,
but did she have to name her kid Natasha?
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Monique Gabrielle, as
dainty and dignified as ever
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Michelle Prince. Yup,
that's her all right, whoever she is. After a
marriage she will be the artist formerly known as
Michelle Prince
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As usual, Rebecca
Romijn is not naked, but worth looking at anyway.
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One more of J.J.
North, the 60 foot centerfold.
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Jewel Shepherd
(Invasion of the B Girls!)
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Looks like a
paparazzi shot of Vanessa DeMouy sunbathing
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Elke Sommer. Back
then people (including me) thought Elke was sexy.
It is now clear to me that this was solely as a
result of her willingness to get naked in public.
As you can see from this picture, her face was
lovely, but she wasn't really into physical
conditioning
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One more of Elke
Sommer. For you younger guys ... this is the best
that any woman, even a superstar, could hope to
look in the dimly-documented prehistoric days
before the invention of the Thighmaster. We owe
Suzanne Somers so much.
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Annabella Sciorra.
She's no goof-off. Five movies and a mini-series
last year, and a lot of top credits on her resume
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One more of Annabella
Sciorra from "The Hand That Rocks The
Cradle".
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Brigitta Boccoli. She
and her sister (below) are stars of the Italian
TV variety series "La Boccolina". Nuc
has the labels reversed. This one is Brigitta,
not Benedicta
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Benedicta Boccoli.
These girls look nothing alike. This one is dark
haired with a flat-chested dancer's build. Of
course, this one seems to possess her natural
body and hair color, possibly accounting for
approximately 100% of the difference. Their last
name means "earrings". Both sisters
born in Milan, raised in Roma.
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Candy Clark, of
"The Man Who Fell To Earth"
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Another piece of
Candy
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There are clear frontal nudes of
Candy in the Encyclopedia, volume C
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For you lovers of
derrieres, Claudia Ohana is said to have one of
the world's best, and this picture does not belie
the claim
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Fairuza Balk in
"Valmont", yet another interpretation
of "Dangerous Liaisons"
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Federica Moro in
"A Rare Beauty"
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Cable hostess Kitty G
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One more of cable
hostess Kitty G
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I just added a collage of Kitty G
pics when I upgraded volume G
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| Saturday's Images |
| Vidcap Frenzy |
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Well, we've seen this
before, but every so often it is worthwhile to
resusucitate Gillian Anderson's one and only nude
scene in "The Turning"
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DonBun captures
Elizabeth McGovern in "Women and Men:
Stories of Seduction"
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one more DonBun
collage of Elizabeth McGovern in "Women and
Men: Stories of Seduction"
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one more DonBun
collage of Elizabeth McGovern in "Women and
Men: Stories of Seduction"
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one more DonBun
collage of Elizabeth McGovern in "Women and
Men: Stories of Seduction"
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New vidcapper:
"The 69er". Subject: Deborah Unger in
"Crash"
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Sonia Braga in
"Dona Flor and her Two Husbands"
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Stephanie Beacham in
"The Nightcomers"
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Elsa Martinelli in
"The Road to Katmandu"
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Gwen Welles in
"Nashville"
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Isela Vega in
"Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia"
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Helen Shaver in
"In Praise of Older Women"
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Joan Collins in
"The Stud"
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Melanie Griffith and
Anne Lockhart in "The Joyride"
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Joey Heatherton in
"Bluebeard"
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Teri Garr in
"One from the Heart"
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Lucinda Crosby in
"Blue Movies"
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Jennifer Rubin in
"Playmaker"
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artificially
brightened frame of Jeanne Tripplehorn in
"Basic Instinct"
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Sharon Stone in a
scene cut from the theatrical release of
"The Color of Night"
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Deborah Winger in
"An Officer and a Gentleman"
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Pia Zadora. Movie is
unlabeled. I can't remember. Probably "The
Lonely Lady" or "Butterfly"
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Jane March in
"The Color of Night"
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One more of Jane
March in "The Color of Night"
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Lisa Pescia in ?????
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Gretchen Corbett in a
bikini top in "Columbo"
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Lynn Whitfield in
"A Thin Line Between Love and Hate"
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Tiffany Bolling in
"Love Scenes"
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Lisa Rinna in ?????.
No exposure, but ...
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Rosanna Arquette in
"The Wrong Man"
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more of Rosanna
Arquette in "The Wrong Man"
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Tawny Kitaen in
"Playback"
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more of Tawny Kitaen
in "Playback". She doing some serious
acting here ... like when DeNiro gained all that
weight to play LaMotta ... she put on a pair of
glasses! Whew! Look out, Oscar night!
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Lots of people write
in asking to see the final scene of "Ready
to Wear", where the supermodels do full
front-and-rear naked runway walks. I wrote to RDO
and told him of the situation, and he capped the
daylights out of the scene. Only one problem.
Except for Eve Savail, I don't know who the heck
these models and actresses are. So, you guys have
to tell us. We'll start with Savail. I could
figure her out, as she is the only supermodel
with less hair than George Costanza
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Model #1, a tall
blonde, the only blonde on the runway. Please, no
guesses, but send your positive ID's to
unclescoopy@msn.com. Some are models. Some are
actresses playing models in the movie
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Model #2, a
sultry-eyed brunette. Also, we see the derriere
of #1
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Model #7, looks quite
a bit like Helena Christensen. Gorgeous, whoever
she is.
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Model #3, a young
brunette with long straight hair and a small (but
incredibly firm) bosom.
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Model #14. Another
one with long, straight hair.
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Model #4, a light
skinned African-looking woman with a small chest
and close-cropped hair.
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Model #9, somewhat
darker-skinned black woman with a larger chest.
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Model #8, typical
sway-backed model with the same hairstyle as
McGarret on Hawaii 50
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Model #10, waif-like
model with brown hair and the same hairstyle as
The Fonz
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Model #13. If the one
above has Fonzie's haircut, this lady has Mr.
Spock's.
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Model #11,
dark-haired woman with an overbite and the widest
hips I've ever seen on a supermodel
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Model #12, who looks
older than the others, and not very feminine.
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