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* Yellow
asterisk:
funny (maybe).
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White
asterisk:
expanded
format.
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* Blue
asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
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OTHER
CRAP:
Catch
the deluxe
version of
Other Crap in
real time,
with all the
bells and
whistles, here.
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Night of the Beast
1993
Clips
and collages from some
rotting driftwood of a
movie sometimes called
Night of the Beast and
sometimes Lukas'
Child. Here are the
reasons to nominate it as
a bottom ten stinker - 1)
The lead actor, an old guy
with a few teeth missing,
is simply the worst
performer in the history
of cinema. How
someone can simultaneously
underact and overact is a
mystery but this guy hits
it. His delivery is
either wooden or
over-caffeinated, often in
quick succession.
Some folks IMDb praise him
but that has to be his mom
writing the review.
He blows and he is on
screen all the fricking
time. 2) A bunch of gals
show up in one role or
another and wind up in
lingerie, get to speak a
few lines (badly... real
badly) as potential
victims of a winged
humanoid creature called
The Child, but they add
nothing to the plot.
And they don't get nekkid
so they add nothing there
either; 3) The police are
idiots, with deductive
skills akin to those of
Officer Barbrady from
Southpark, but their
stupidity is not played
for laughs or irony - it
simply must be for the
movie to continue. I
hate that crap. So
in the end a few veterans
of the Funhouse get down
to some level of
undress. Lisa
Comshaw does, as one of
three women who beds the
chief detective, even
though they are parts of
the investigation.
Toni Alessandini sort of,
kind of shows off the
hooties in ritual dance of
some sort but get this -
it is the same
performance/dance that
showed up a year earlier
in a movie entitled Mind,
Body and Soul (Tuna's caps
are in the
Encyclopedia).
Former pornstar Jacqueline
St Claire (she is called
Jacqueline Gorman in this
movie) shows off some T
and a little A. Then
there are the
one-time-wonders.
Elizabeth Young strips
down, talks on the phone
and takes a shower, all
the while showing off one
rockin' bod. And
Jacqueline Moen shows off
her mighty-fines while
demonstrating her own
style o' acting, which
incorporates mouth agape
with eyes a-bug.
Look out Meryl Streep.
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The
TV caps this
week come from
Two Guys and a
Girl (aka Two
Guys, a Girl
and a Pizza
Place). It was
made over 4
seasons from
1998 to 2001.
Obviously, no
nudity but
I've always
had a bit of
thing for
Traylor
Howard.
These episodes
complete the
second season and
were made in 1999.
Two Guys and a
Girl
Episode 13
Two Guys, a Girl
and a Gamble
Traylor Howard
Episode 14 Two
Guys, a Girl and
a Proposal
Traylor Howard
Episode 15 Two
Guys, a Girl and
Graduation
Traylor Howard
Episode 16 Two
Guys, a Girl and
Valentine's Day
Bobbie Phillips
Traylor Howard
Episode 18 Two
Guys, a Girl and
Ashley's Return
Suzanne Cryer
Traylor Howard
Episode 19 Two
Guys, a Girl and
a Fighter
Traylor Howard
Episode 20 Two
Guys, a Girl and
a Mother's Day
Traylor Howard
Episode 21 Two
Guys, a Girl and
Barenaked Ladies
Suzanne Cryer
Traylor Howard
Episode 22 Two
Guys, a Girl and
an Engagement:
Part 1
Suzanne Cryer
Traylor Howard
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