Eleven Days Eleven Nights The Sequel (1988) is another Joe D'Amato film. The box calls it 11 Days 11 Nights 2. IMDB has a different Joe D'Amato film called Eleven Days Eleven Nights II, and lists this one as Top Model. As it is truly a sequel, I decided to use the name on the title screen of the movie. Jessica Moore is still in New Orleans, and is researching a second book by working as a nude model and hooker. She poses nude several times in a warehouse for a rather pathetic fat man, but the main plot line has her seducing a man away from being a homosexual. The film is pretty much nudity and bad music, with little since to the plot, as they are pretty much unrelated episodes.

Moore again shows everything, and, again, some of the best nudity is in the trailer and not the film. The cutting was especially bad in this one, and the dubbing was as expected. IMDB readers have it at 3.6 of 10. Moore is worth looking at, but that is not enough to carry a film D.

Stripped to Kill (1987):

When discussing the great female directors, we failed to mention the director of Stripped to Kill, Katt Shea. Ok, I'm kidding, but she did direct Poison Ivy, which is a fairly slick piece of soft-core, and Streets, which has the one and only good look at Christina Applegate's bare breast.

1. (5.12) - Streets (1990)
2. (5.09) - Poison Ivy (1992)
3. (4.59) - Dance of the Damned (1988)
4. (4.51) - Stripped to Kill (1987)
5. (4.50) - Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
6. (3.40) - Stripped to Kill II: Live Girls (1989)

The topless pics of Kay Lenz are in yesterday's edition, and in her new Encyclopedia volume. Here are the strippers from Stripped to Kill:

• Tracey Crowder
• Debbie Nassar (1, 2)
• Debra Lamb
• Licia Lexington
• Carlye Byron
• Michelle Foreman (1, 2)

Updates:

• New volumes: Kay Lenz, Maryam D'Abo, Olivia D'Abo, Embeth Davidtz, Laura Dern, Kristin Davis
• Updated volumes: Kim Basinger, Michelle Bauer, Emmanuelle Beart, Priscilla Barnes, Drew Barrymore, Monica Bellucci, Lisa Boyle, Jane Birkin, Penelope Cruz, Uschi Digard, Lauren Hays, Sylvia Kristel, Arielle Dombasle

Other crap:

• HOLLYWOOD bosses want Clint Eastwood, 72, to bring back Dirty Harry. But the screen legend has turned them down because he is too old.
• The new Jim Carrey movie, "Bruce Almighty," bounced "The Matrix Reloaded" from the top spot at the holiday box office, setting a new record for a nonsequel comedy.
• Gus Van Sant won the Cannes film festival's coveted Palme d'Or award Sunday for "Elephant", a film that enters the lives of actual U.S. students to see how they cope with shootings and violence at school
• Lisa Marie Presley likes rough sex
• Jordan wandering around in public in her underwear. The Sun is there
• This is cool - a 360 degree panorama of the view from the peak of Mt Everest
• 'Sticky Fingers: A Tale Of Saks, Lies and Videotape'. It's a new musical about Winona Ryder.
• Osama and his evil minions are nearly broke. They would hold a garage sale, but they blew up all their garages.
• a massive collection of 1980s commercials (sorry, you have to watch a Mountain Dew ad to get there)
• Biggest lie of the week award goes to Rummy (gee, what a surprise!). The great thing about the story is that he's lying about a Dick Cheney lie! If Rummy had said "I don't believe anyone that I know in the administration ever thought that Iraq had nuclear weapons" - just one word difference - he would have been telling the complete truth, and not only that, even if he was lying, nobody could ever have caught him, because you can't prove what people are thinking. But by changing only one word, from "thought" to "said", he not only stated a complete falsehood, but worded it in such a way that he could be refuted, and simultaneously drew attention to Cheney's earlier blatant lie. Now THAT'S going the extra mile in pursuit of falsehood.
• Last week's "lie of the week" winner wasn't a lie at all. It was an acknowledgement of shock when Ari Fleischer told the truth in a case where his usual weaselly lie would have been more appropriate (showing he was burnt out in his job)
• topless protestor update
• Baby Spice and Justin Trousersnake
• Roger Ebert weighs in on that Vincent Gallo blowjob movie. "it may actually find French distribution; there may be a cachet attached to seeing such a universally derided film. Some French critics specialize in defending the indefensible, to show that they alone can understand a rejected work; their explications of "Brown Bunny" may be--indeed, must inevitably be--more entertaining than the film"
   

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Hitler: The Rise of Evil
Historical minseries which aired on CBS last week. The only nudity is provided by an uncredited Czech actress near the beginning playing a nude model at an art school.

• Unknown: full dorsal nudity on prime time!
• Julianna Margulies: nurse from ER sexy in strapless dress.
• Zoe Telford: pokies as the evil Eva Braun.
• Nicole Marischka: big boob pokies as the German singer/actress Blandine Ebinger

Enterprise: episode Bounty
In this episode Dr. Phlux had to spend the entire episode in the decontamination room with T'Pol in Vulcan heat. There was also some sort of subplot of Captain Archer being kidnapped and turned over to the Klingons.

• Jolene Blalock: huge collage of her in her skivvies.

Behind the Camera: Three's Company the Unauthorized Story
The working title was something of the sort "Three's Company Revisited: Suzanne Somers Was Such A Greedy Bitch". The movie is a behind-the-scenes of the television series "Three's Company" which introduced "jiggle" to primetime by having Suzanne Somers jumping around in a tight t-shirt.

• Judy Tylor: tight t-shirt as Suzanne Somers.

School's Out (1991)
The last of the Degrassi television series (at least for a decade). The only nudity was by Pat "Joey Jeremiah" Mastroianni. But still there are some good makeout and pool scenes.

• Stacie Mistysyn: bathing suit, later bare shoulders.
• Anais Granofsky: cleavage, bathing suit.
• Kirsten Bourne: brassiere making out.

"First Degree" (1995)
Dreadful crime-mystery only made watchable by 24's Leslie Hope. The only nudity was done by a bunch of uncredited actresses playing hookers.

• Leslie Hope: sexy only.
• Unknowns: topless.

"The Outer Limits"
Again no nudity because it's the tamer syndicated episodes. But still more skin and action than other primetime series.

• April Telek: cleavage in "What Will the Neighbors Think?"
• Jill Teed: heavy makeout scene in "What Will the Neighbors Think?"
• Marnie Alton: cleavage in "Ripper".
• Bonnie Catterson: partial breast in "Ripper".
• Deni DeLory: braless pokies in "Ripper".
• Erin Daniels: zero-gravity love scene in "Joyride".

MISC Bonus Nudity:

• Chapelle Jaffe: topless in "The Amateur" (1981).
• Dora Kaskanis: clothed crotch shots in the aussie lezzie film "Only the Brave" (1994).
• Roberta Angelica: topless in an episode of "Odyssey 5" plus a thermal image of her boobs.

Tanja Potocnik

Pia Zemljic

OSAMA BIN LADEN BROKE?
That Must Be Some Swanky Cave! - U.S. News & World Report claims that Osama bin Laden is broke, and his terrorist operatives are strapped for cash. According to a trove of documents turned up by US intelligence, al-Qaeda is now funded by businesses, charities, mosques and fundraisers, mostly Saudi. Osama did inherit $300 million from his family's construction firm, but he squandered it all years ago.