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Vejiita's Spanish Cinema Nudity site is updated.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Coming to America
Coming to America (1988) is a romance/comedy starring Eddie Murphy and a
supporting role from Arsenio Hall, each of whom played four different roles in
the film. Murphy is the prince of an imaginary African nation, and meets his
arranged bride on his 21st birthday. She has been raised since birth to be his
bride, and has been carefully trained to think what he thinks, like what he
likes, etc. He is not pleased, so he convinces the King (James Earl Jones) to
let him take a trip and sow his royal oats in Queens, New York, where he intends
to meet a woman who will "arouse his mind as well as his loins." Arsenio Hall
goes along as his servant.
After a predictably futile search in bars, he finds the girl of his dreams,
the daughter of a fast food entrepreneur. The prince takes a job as custodian in
the restaurant, but finds he must compete with a rich brat whom she has been
seeing. The prince wants her to fall in love with him while thinking he is poor,
but Arsenio keeps doing things that threaten to ruin their poverty charade, like
remodeling their slum apartment.
Basically, this is a Cinderella story, and female lead Shari Headly was
perfect in the role. Eddie Murphy played the prince role seriously, or as
seriously as he could, given the plot, and it worked for him. It was a relief
not to see the same old crude character he often plays. Nearly every living
black actor of any merit was part of the supporting cast. Arsenio won several
awards and nominations, and even my ol' hero, Samuel L., had a cameo as a holdup
man.
This film works either as a comedy or as a romance, which probably explains
the wide appeal that generated $289M worldwide against a budget of only $28M.
This is a high C+.
IMDb readers say 6.7.
It was nominated for Oscars for costumes and makeup.
Three women show body parts in the beginning of the film, while bathing
Murphy and "Cleaning the royal penis."
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Manuale d'amore 2
The movie consists of 4 stories, all of them are romantic comedies.
- In Monica Bellucci's story, she plays a nurse who helps a guy do
rehabilitation and he gets horny every time, until the end where she is
horny and goes to the hospital to have sex with him.
- Elsa Pataky's story is about a waiter in a very important hospital who
starts an affair with a much younger woman (Elsa) who ends up giving him a
heart attack, even when she goes to the hospital in the end, his heart can't
take looking at her, you can tell why by the caps :)
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Notes and collages
Psycho IV
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Scoop's note: this film is not available on DVD in Region 1 or 2, but is
(apparently) available in Australia, because Rageroo has made two DVD-quality
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Call Girl
Some Divx avi's of one weird mofoing movie entitled Call Girl. What a
robo-hooterin' extravaganza it was, too.
Anyone with an allergy to silicone should stay clear of these bad girls.
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The Maker
No nudity, but SERIOUS pokiosity
from
Mary-Louise Parker
  
Fairuza Balk
   
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Sin City
Sin City is one of my favorite movies from 2005, not a tough choice
given its fame and numerous award wins. To me, it's one of the most unique
and well-done movies in many years. So many fine cappers jumped on this
one when it was released on DVD that I decided I could bring nothing new
or better to the party, but now in 2007, with Sin City 2 in production and
slated for a 2008 release, it might be worth giving it another look.
Sin City is four related crime stories about the goings on in Basin
City, and covering a span of some years. It is based on the outstanding
and extremely popular graphic novels (comics) by Frank Miller.
In the stories, we meet good guys, bad guys, and the seedy types that
float in between, all set in a city that is corrupt and bad, which is
known by the nickname of Sin City for reasons the stories spell out quite
graphically. Recapping the stories serves no purpose; this is the type of
movie where you should enjoy every morsel with no preconceived notions, so
for the one or two people on the planet that may have missed it, my advice
is simple: watch it and be amazed. It truly is a comic come to life, and
perhaps done better than any other of this genre.
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Jaime King |
Marley Shelton |
Patricia Vonne |
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Brittany Murphy |
Jessica Alba |
Carla Gugino |
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Rosario Dawson |
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The Comedy Wire
Former postman Ariel Santamaria ran for city council in Reus, Spain, a city of
100,000 near Barcelona. He had a unique platform: if elected, he promised to
attend meetings dressed as Elvis, paint the town hall pink, turn the town square
into a nudist pool, plant marijuana in the parks and give the cops GPS systems
so they could find people who needed a light to smoke a joint. He was elected.
It's not known how many other parties on the council will support his proposals.
* His win could be a good omen for Dennis Kucinich.
Linette Servais, a 50-year-old Catholic church organist and choir director from
New Franken, Wisconsin, was removed from her position when she refused the
priest's ultimatum to give up her part time job selling sex toys. Servais said
Father Dombroski made it sound so sinful that she prayed for a long time before
making her choice. She became sexually dysfunctional following brain tumor
treatment, and she says the Pure Romance line of aids, sold at private parties
in women's homes, helped her, and she wants to keep helping other women the same
way. She said, "I feel that Pure Romance is my ministry."
* Just as well: the church has a pump organ, but she
prefers an electric organ.
Serbia's top plastic surgeon Dr. Srecko Djordjevic says that many Serbian men
are swapping their prize cows for bigger penises. He said there are dozens of
farmers obsessed with their size who don't have the cash for an enlargement
operation, so they are offering to trade a cow, which is worth about the same.
But he said many have unrealistic ideas: They "want to add 10 centimeters, and
that is
just not possible - at least, not for one cow."
* Apparently, it takes more than one cow to make a
foot-long wiener.
Top Russian scientists suggested that global warming could be counteracted by
reflecting the sun's rays, simply by releasing sulfur-based aerosols in the
lower stratosphere
* So we all stopped spraying Aqua Net to save the
planet, and now we need to start again to save the planet?
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