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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Dangerous Invitations
Dangerous Invitations (2002) is an erotic thriller, long on the erotic.
Glen Meadows is a top game designer, and his girlfriend, Beverly Lynn, is a
photographer. His company is about to launch a new game system, and management
expects him to support the launch by conceiving the best game ever. His boss
sends the two of them to a resort for the weekend, along with a coworker. While
there, they decide to have a threesome with Shauna O'Brien. It is the next day
that they discover she has a husband. Meadows and Lynn were counting on a
one-time fling but O'Brien, and especially her husband (Evan Kennsington), seem
to be looking for much more. Kennsington at first asks to sleep with Lynn, and
then his real goal comes out. He wants to steal the design data to the new game
system to sell to a competitor.
The photography is very well done, as is set design, all of which made for
amazing nudity.
- Angel Cassidy shows breasts posing for photos for a surprise for her
boyfriend.
- Beverly Lynn shows everything including gyno shots in a girl/girl, a
boy/girl, a boy/girl/girl, and a shower scene.
- Shauna O'Brien shows everything including gyno shots in two boy/girl
scenes, a girl/girl and a boy/girl/girl.
- Serria Tawan shows everything in a boy/girl.
- Jacy Andrews shows everything in a boy/girl.
- Tiffany Mason shows everything as an outcall stripper.
IMDb readers say 2.8, which is grossly unfair. Given the number of naked
images and sex scenes, you would think the plot was a complete throwaway, but
you would be wrong. The film moved quickly for me, and is couple-friendly, with
strong female characters. I suppose it is a D as an erotic thriller, but as a
couples softcore, it is a solid C: lots of naked people well photographed, and a
nice little story.
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Fin de Curso
Spanish comedy ala American Pie.
Jaime (Jordi Vilches) is the loner of the class, the good guy that claims
no attention for good or bad. The conflict starts when a teacher asks the
class to decide where they want to go for their "fin de curso" (end of class)
trip. The rich ones want to go to the elegant and boring Paris, while the
hippies yell to go to Benidorm, a place of endless orgies and parties. The
main problem is that the two sides have the same number of votes so the
independent Jaime will cast the deciding vote. Both teams will do whatever is
necessary to convince him.
Not a good movie at all, but at least there is some nice nudity.
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Notes and collages
In the Cut
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Anthony's Desire
Crazy movie.
Raven Alexander and Debra Beatty.
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Right to Die
From Showtime's excellent Masters of Horror series comes the 2007
episode Rob Schmidt's Right to Die, a chilling and fun story of sex,
deception, and of course, death.
After being caught cheating, a Dentist and his wife take a getaway trip
to try and reconcile. She unbuckles her seat belt to reach for something
in the back seat, and just then he hits a tree that has fallen across the
road, and they wreck.
The man is not badly injured, but his wife is thrown from the car, and
covered in gasoline. When the gas ignites, she is horribly burned. She
teeters on death, and the doctors tell the man she will die unless she
gets a full body skin graft, but there is no donor available.
Several times, she actually does die for a few minutes, only to be
brought back by modern technology. Each time this happens, the wife
appears to the man, in a rather vengeful state of mind. After a few such
incidents, he decides his only choice is to help secure a donor for the
full body skin graft.
This very cool episode, chock full of the usual horror twists, has a
nice wry ending as well. Very worthwhile.
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Julia Anderson |
Robin Sidney |
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Christina Cole: captures and assorted film clips
from the first few episodes of
Hex, and even a bit o' nudity in S1, E1. (Leftmost collage) |
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Alex Meneses in Cockfight |
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Lori Singer in The Man With One Red Shoe |
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A few non-nude paparazzi shots: Britney Spears |
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Scarlett Johansson |
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Tea Leoni |
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Jessica Bohrs in body paint |
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Maureen Flannigan in Teenage Bonnie and Klepto
Clyde
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Nashville oilman Gary Milby is being sued by 60 investors who accuse him of
defrauding them of $4.5 million. But the lawsuits haven't been served because
nobody could find Milby - until they turned on MTV's "My Super Sweet 16" and
were outraged to see him throwing a lavish 16th birthday party for his daughter
Ariel. MTV showed him giving her a shopping spree; a new BMW; a princess party
with Cinderella coach, ice sculptures, castle tents and fireworks show; and a
helicopter ride to an oil field, where she declared, "I love oil! Oil means
shoes and cars and purses!" The A.P. was unable to locate him after the show
aired.
* They'll catch him next year: his son has a bar mitzvah
coming up.
A survey by Telecom Italia found that 25 percent of Italian women say they use
Italian salami as an aphrodisiac. A fertility expert told the Daily Telegraph
that a hot salami called Nduja is known to increase blood flow and has chilis
that release a substance that acts like natural Viagra. 21 percent of the women
said they prefer to rev up their sex lives with a hunk of Italian cheese.
* By that, they mean Fabio.
A new UK government pamphlet suggests that fathers bond with babies by taking
off their shirts and holding them to their bare chests while gazing into the
child's eyes.
* The pamphlet was written by Michael Jackson.
Within her first three days at the Promises rehab
center, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly allowed to leave
at least twice for personal errands.Each errand took
1-1/2 days.
* Hey, it was just a couple of beer runs!
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