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Monday
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Well, this is
a very interesting little situation. Here
we have a former Dynasty star who is
lovely and, in general, underexposed on
the internet. I don't think I've ever
seen her in a real nude scene. These 7
VERY nude collages are from a movie
called "Time Served",
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| Crow |
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Excellent
find from Crow. I didn't know that Debra
Winger's breast was revealed briefly in
"Everybody Wins"
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| DB |
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Most of you
are familiar with the fact that DB's
postings are unique and virtually
impossible to duplicate. He has an
extraordinary collection of filmed
performances of classical music. These
four collages are from Monteverdi's
Banquet of the Senses, a "madrigali
erotici", as performed by the
Consort of Musicke in transparent
nighties. The three performers are Emma
Kirby, Evelyn Tubb, and Mary Nichols.
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| Banquet #1 ......, "Banquet"
#2 ...... , Banquet #3 ......, Banquet #4 |
| Publisher |
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This is
a bonus. Publisher capped Faye Dunaway's
"nude" scene in Bonnie and
Clyde. The camera is positioned so that
you can't see anything, so don't expect
anything, but the caps don't do anybody
any good on my hard disk, so here they
are.
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#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14
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| RDO |
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RDO pointed
out that it has gotten much harder over
the years to find material that hasn't
been capped to death. True enough. When
RDO started contributing, he was the
first one to cap many of the scenes that
are now internet staples. But now there
are so many cappers and so many sites,
that it's difficult to come up with new
material unless the movie is new to
video, or the woman is obscure, or it's a
bootleg. When a movie is first released
on video or DVD, tons of guys rush to
their store or Blockbuster to cap every
stray millimeter of aureola. The other
regulars all say the same thing. Anyway,
click here for a new one of Maggie
O'Neill in "Under Suspicion"
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and
three of Natasha Gregson Wagner in
"Another Day in Paradise". Does
anyone else find her whiny little voice
as irritating as I do? Oh, well, she does
seem like her mama reincarnated at times.
This movie managed to do nothing with a
cast that included James Woods, Melanie
Griffith and Wagner. It's really a same
old same old, and I can't give you one
good reason to see the movie itself
unless you like classic R&B, in which
case the music is outstanding. The DVD is
a great rent, however. One scene got cut
to avoid a nc-17 rating. Wagner goes for
the man-slurpee, there is graphic male
nudity, and lots of really dirty talk,
and a very hot sex scene which includes
every ingredient except Wagner nudity.
That scene has been restored on the DVD,
and there is also a second audio track
with director's commentary, which is
fascinating. Larry Clark, the director,
is no NASA candidate, but he is very
candid and outspoken in his down-home
no-bullshit Oklahoma way, so his
unguarded comments offer real insight
into the moviemaking process. While I
can't recommend the amateurish movie,
which isn't a hell of a lot better than
"I Spit on Your Grave", I
recommend the DVD heartily. Listen to the
songs, watch a few scenes of James Woods
going ballistic, listen to the director's
commentary, and satisfy your curiosity
about the deleted scene. By the way, the
DVD got printed wrong, and the director's
cut and commentary are on the opposite
side from the indicators.
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| Why |
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Stephanie
Seymour, acting as a judge at the Miss
Universe Pageant. Thanks to Why for
responding to this request. The four
frames are very similar, but Stephanie
with a nipple out in public is worth a
little repetition, don't you think? The
third one is the best combination of
nipple and pretty face.
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| Jennifer Aniston
removing her robe on friends. No nudity, but
sexy. |
| Don
Bun |
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Three
of Antonia Dorian in Dinosaur Island
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Four of
Wendy Schumacher in "Animal
Instincts: The Seduction"
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And one of
Vanessa Taylor in Femalien
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| Other
new and noteworthy vidcaps |
| New. Hugo cap of Uma
Thurman in Dangerous Liaisons. This is perhaps
the clearest cap I've seen of this poorly-lit
scene. |
| Requested. Angie
Harmon in "Lawn Dogs" |
| New. Abi Tucker in
"Wildside", from Aussie. (He has a
Brittney Powell film clip for us tomorrow) |
| New. Gabi Gottschalk
in "Die Suende der Engel", from Dildo
Porn
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| New. Sara Jessica
Parker on Letterman. No nudity, but really worth
a look if you like SJP. |
| New. Julie Andrews in
SOB, from Graphic Response. |
| New. A very young
Rosanna Arquette in SOB, from Graphic Response . |
| New. Nastassia Kinski
in "Cat People" from Master Bagger. |
| Requested. Pamela
Paulshock in VIP, from Maelstrom. . |
| New. Sandrine
Kiberlain in "Staatsauftrag: Mord". |
| New. Milla in
"The Fifth Element", from a new
contributor called mrZ. He did a good job on this
visually beautiful movie from Luc Besson. |
| Sunday |
| Crow-w-w-w |
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Crow watched
a PPV show entitled American Pinup Girls.
Here's Amy Rochelle. The two of Rochelle
are arty, but nude
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Amy Rochelle
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Avalon
Anders. This one is topless only.
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| Aesthete,
part 2
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Aesthete
is really into showers this weekend. His
second group of the weekend is the shower
scene from Starship Troopers - not Dina
Myers, but all the unknowns and extras.
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| AP |
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Pioneer
internet entrepreneur Danni Ashe on a
German TV show
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more Danni
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more of the
big-chested Ms Ashe
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Lea Bosco,
unrelated to St John Bosco (undisputed
patron saint of chocolate flavored milk
drinks), in Tristan und Isolde. Good
capture by AP, and she is a beautiful
woman.
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Sandy Bullock
in an ultratight dress, as scanned from a
German newspaper
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Doreen Jacobi
in "Die Stunde des Loewen"
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Christine
Kaufmann posing naked at age 50+
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Ann-Kathrin
Kramer in "Callboys"
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Ann-Kathrin
Kramer in "Callboys
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Beatrice
Manowski in that nude Hot Sand video
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Beatrice
Manowski in that nude Hot Sand video
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Birgit
Schrowange acting as a TV presenter, with
a semi-transparent top.
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Katja Glienke
in "Benzin im Blut"
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Sophie
Schuett in "7 Tage bis zum
Glueck"
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| Natasha
Gregson Wagner |
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We have
two versions of each of these, one from
Palemo, one from Dingo. They are nice
nude photos of Natasha Gregson Wagner,
just short of the full monty, in issue 37
of B&W. Palemo's are 100-210 k,
Dingo's are much smaller, from 39 to 63
k, if you care about bandwidth.
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From Palemo
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| Alice
in Wonderland |
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Graphic
Response did a collage from the x-rated
musical version of Alice in Wonderland.
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Kristine de
Bell is always much requested, so I took
GR's filmpack and strung together four
additional sequences. Here's the
masturbation scene.
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Here's
Fellatio, my favorite character in
Shakespeare. "Alas, poor Yorick, I
knew him, Fellatio." (From
Shakespeare's rarely published xxx-rated
musical version of Hamlet.) Only one
question. I can understand singing while
masturbating, but don't most opera
singers say that it is difficult to sing
and swallow the salami at the same time?
Maybe she just hummed the tune.
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Here's
Fellatio's girlfriend, the woman who
opened an Irish Airline, Connie Lingus.
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and here's
your basic, straight, unadorned
penetration.
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| Publisher |
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As
Publisher promised, here are his last 26
frames from Straw Dogs, featuring Susan
George. The first sequence is the head
and breast close-up. The second sequence
is the full length shot of her on the
couch. The third sequence is the
medium-close shot. All the frames are
very similar to the adjacent ones, as you
may know, so choose any one if you want a
taste. Or choose all of them if you are a
fanatical collector. The quality is
superior- about as good as DVD captures
can get with existing technology. Jumbo
frames (picture area 1024x496), small
file sizes (about 70k), almost no loss of
sharpness.
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Close-up #1, Close-up #2, Close-up #3, Close-up #4, Close-up #5, Close-up #6, Close-up #7, Close-up #8, Close-up #9, Close-up #10
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Longer shot
#1, Longer shot
#2, Longer shot
#3, Longer shot
#4, Longer shot
#5, Longer shot
#6, Longer shot
#7, Longer shot
#8, Longer shot
#9, Longer shot
#10, Longer shot
#11
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Medium shot
#1, Medium shot
#2, Medium shot
#3, Medium shot
#4, Medium shot
#5, Medium shot
#6
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| Saturday |
| Web
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My
mailbox says that the off-broadway play,
Killer Joe, does include full frontal
nudity from Dawson's Creek's Michelle
Williams. Furthermore, Lori Petty is
naked below the waist for about five
minutes, and spreads her legs to torment
a male character. Sadly, Killer Joe
closes soon, and we haven't seen any
picture leaks.
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| Johnny
Web |
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We figured as
long as Johnny Web was temporarily near a
scanner on the shores of the Irawaddy, we
may as well pay the natives to chain him
to his scanner for one last hurrah on
those former playmates. Here's Janet
Lupo, Miss November, 1975, and possibly
the bustiest (natural) woman ever to
grace the center staple. When she was a
playmate, I though she was just OK - a
woman with a massive chest who was pretty
old (25) by Playmate standards, but time
has been very kind to her. She is 49,
gorgeous, and that chest still looks
remarkable. She better watch out for that
candle.
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One more of
Lupo today. You can find her at
www.janetlupo.com.
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Carol Vitale,
veteran bunny who became the centerfold
in July 1974. You can find her at
www.carolvitale.com
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This is Linzi
Drew. Not a centerfold, but a hot babe
notwithstanding. She has had small parts
in "a" movies, and larger roles
in the kind of movies that can be shot in
a couple days, if you catch my drift.
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There is no
dedicated Johnny Web site, but we've
archived every single frame in our
subscription area, and his work is
exclusive to our site. We have more than
a year of back issues of the Fun House,
plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes,
the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the
Mardi Gras pics! Search for "Johnny
Web" with the search function in the
back issues. Click here to sign up, log
in, or get info.
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Realist
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These
Realist caps are from the much reviled
"I Spit on Your Grave". Made in
the late 70's with a cast of amateurs,
most of whom never worked again (and
deservedly so), it was a movie with very
little redeeming social importance. The
plot: female intellectual writer from New
York takes a summer rental in a sleepy
rural burg. In a twist on Deliverance,
local hayseeds rape her brutally, again
and again. She takes revenge by killing
the guys who raped her. The
cinematography is surprisingly sharp and
colorful, but that's the only good thing
to say about the movie. It's good for us,
because Realist's caps came out about as
good as you can get from a movie this
cheap. The acting, script and
characterizations are generally below the
level of community theatre. The guy who
is supposed to be a little slow plays the
part with a lack of subtlety that would
embarrass Larry Storch. The politically
incorrect graphicness of the violence got
the film banned from some countries that
enjoy violence less than the States.
Well, I guess we could say one more
"good" thing. There is a lot of
nudity. The first one is probably the
best frame in terms of nudity. After the
first guy rapes her, Camille Keaton
starts to crawl away, and the camera
actually shoots right up her Yahoo
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The
rest are self-explanatory from the
thumbnails, and if you can't figure out
what's happening, does it matter? We
ain't talking Branagh's Henry V here.
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One more from
The Realist. This one is out of left
field. Amy Jo Johnson in "Without
Limits". It's probably not even her
body, but even if it is you can't see
squat anyway. This was kind of a
disappointing movie. I kept saying to
myself, "how can you make a dull
movie about Steve Prefontaine", but
this is the second one. His life story is
perfect for a movie. He went to college
in the late 60's era of revolt, and
unlike college athletes before him, felt
free to say what was on his mind to his
coach, reporters, race officials,
whatever. He once called the Olympic
Organizing Committee a pack of corrupt
leeches, he publicly accused top AAU
officials of being on the take. (He was
right, by the way. The AAU got its balls
cut off, but some of the Olympic and NCAA
abuses continue to this day.) He refused
to run a standard race - preferring to
run in front from start to finish. He
screwed every woman within reach, even on
the night before a meet. He broke every
rule, and usually proved he was right. In
addition, his college track coach
invented Nikes, and Pre was the lab
animal.
He lost the
big race of his life. He went to the
cursed Munich Olympics, and when they
finally resumed, he finished out of the
medals in the 5000. Actually, the truth
about the race is more complicated. The
legendary Lasse Viren won the race with a
time that would have been one of
Prefontaine's slowest of the year, but
Pre got boxed in and elbowed every time
he tried to break in the first 2/3. Some
people say the other racers agreed to box
him because they despised his arrogance,
although the movie does not really
explore that possibility. The movie makes
him seem like a guy whose abrasiveness
was universally loved for its colorful
rugged individualism, rather than viewed
as the boorishness often associated with
an arrogant loudmouth. Prefontaine ran
two more international races right after
Munich, but he had lost the eye of the
tiger, and got whupped. Then he had to go
back to Oregon to work as a bartender and
try to train while living in dire
poverty. At the same time, the East
German athletes and others were free to
train 16 hours a day if they wanted to,
an hypocrisy which Pre pointed out often,
to anyone who would listen.
What I think
is the most inspiring part of the story
was shortchanged by the movie! Pre got
himself back in shape despite inadequate
facilities, running in sub-zero weather,
and severe tendinitis. He just ran
through the pain, as was his wont. Then
he won the two mile race in the Sunkist
Meet by a hundred yards over all the best
runners in the world, including Liquori,
Shorter, and Viren. He actually lapped
two of the runners - how often do you see
somebody get lapped in an eight lap race
in world class competition? Now wouldn't
all that make a good, long chapter in the
story?
Just when he
was rolling toward Montreal, where he was
expected to win a gold, he died in a car
crash at 24, and his blood alcohol level
showed he was drunk as a skunk.
Anyway, great
story, right? How could you mess it up?
But the movie is duller than dishwater,
as it concentrates excessively on
technical insider crap about running, and
the subplot with Pre's "pure"
girlfriend, which is totally soporific,
and should have been shitcanned from the
script. (Robert Towne's last movie was
Tequila Sunrise, which tells you more
than six pages of my exposition. I just
don't know what happened to the edge he
once brought to his famous script for
"Chinatown"). Plus, the
lighting is often squirrelly. The one
redeeming element of the movie was Donald
Sutherland's complex portrayal of Pre's
coach. The earlier Disney movie,
"Prefontaine" at least got
closer to the heart of some of the major
issues, but neither was likely to
challenge "Hoosiers" in the
sportsmovie pantheon. Click here for Amy
Jo, or somebody.
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Aesthete's
project this week is "Private
School", a movie of no importance in
the grand scheme of things, but something
of a treasure for our purposes. It
features some nude scenes from Betsy
Russell, Phoebe Cates, Brinke Stevens,
and a host of extras. Here's Betsy's
shower scene. The best stuff is behind
the glass, and you can't ever see the
face with the goodies.
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Here are
several of the group shower scene
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shower
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shower
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shower
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shower
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shower
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shower,
featuring Linda Wiesmeier
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shower,
featuring Linda Wiesmeier
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shower,
featuring Brinke Stevens (Follow her
through - she starts in the top left
frame, far left, and is on the far left
of most frames. Beautiful butt, although
she was about ten years too old for the
role!)
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graduation
day mooning
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graduation
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graduation,
featuring Betsy Russell (second moon from
right) and Phoebe Cates (far right moon)
with their pants halfway dowm
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Phoebe Cates.
You can't see her head, but there's no
reason to expect her to use a double.
This is a 1983 movie, and she had done
extensive nudity in two other movies in
the previous year. (Paradise and Fast
Times)
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Response
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In his
ongoing pursuit of material he hasn't
done (difficult when you've done 7,000
collages), GR turns up some treasures.
Here's Katrin Cartlidge in
"Naked"
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Karen Young
in "Criminal Law"
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Farrah
Fawcett in "Myra Breckinridge"
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Raquel Welch
in "Myra Breckinridge". Not
even a hint of nudity, but Raquel in her
physical prime
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| Helcrom |
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Four
storyline collages today. First, Moira
Kelly in "Twin Peaks, Fire walk blah
blah blah""
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Sheryl Lee in
"Twin Peaks"
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Sheryl Lee in
"Twin Peaks"
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Sheryl Lee in
"Twin Peaks"
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| Noteworthy
Vidcaps |
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Dildo Porn
collage of Salma Hayek in
"Desperado"
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Dildo Porn
collage of Franka Potente in "Coming
In"
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some bootleg
pictures of Natalie Portman in
"Phantom Menace"
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