Diva (1981) was the debut film for director Jean-Jacques Beineix (probably better known for Betty Blue). The film languished in Paris theaters for a full year, then suddenly become the hottest ticket in town. It is the story of a special delivery postman who rides his mini-bike by day, and collects great music by night. He is fixated on Diva Cynthia Hawkins, played by Wilhelmenia Wiggins Fernandez, and makes a high quality tape of her during a concert. The Diva has never been recorded before. Some bootleg record makers find out about his recording, and are after him to purchase it, and use it to blackmail the Diva into signing a recording contract with them. Meanwhile, the kid actually meets the Diva, and starts a romantic relationship. Are you with me so far? A hooker tapes a confession, implicating a police captain, and hides it in the kids saddle bags just before she is killed.

That sets the stage for a film that is both a love story and a thriller. The photography and set design are wonderful, and the score is amazing. There is not one word of voice-over, and very little pure exposition, which is amazing concidering the complexity of the plot. Thuy An Luu, girlfriend of someone who befriends the kid, shows her breasts, and Brigitte Lahaie, in a homage to Marilyn's famous upskirt scene, shows very skimpy panties with some tufts of hair peaking over the top. Maltin says 3 1/2 stars. IMDB readers have it at 7.3/10. The DVD is very nice quality with an interview with the director, and a very well done English dub. I say B-. Unless you hate a slow paced European film, you will probably enjoy this.

Last night's project had 20 unknown images from the orgies at Moore's neighbor's house. These were all popular porn stars from the 70's. They were all housed in a hotel suite, and partied so hard their room service was shut off. Thanks to readers, we have IDs on two of them. Images 1-4 are Constance Money, and unknown 15 is Dorothy LeMay. Please check yesterday's issue, and if you can ID any of the others, let one of us know. I will post correctly labeled images over the weekend.

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And then there is Josie Maran in the best looking photo my eyes have ever seen. Guys, really now, just what would you be willing be give up for a weekend with Ms. Maran? I can think of several vital organs and a lucrative pension plan to begin with.

Shana Zadrick shows up sporting one of the planet's most interesting faces.

And then for everyone out there, particularly the Sleuth, I put together these Yamilla Diaz scans. None of them nekkid but reasonable anyway, yes?

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This film is an unapologetic hard R. This movie hurts more than the original ROLLERBALL. the viciousness of the action was an actual assault on the senses. That steel ball knocking blood and teeth out of faces. Full on nudity throughout, yes including Rebecca Romijn-Stamos! This isn't a pansy film, this is mean and cruel and hard.

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As a long time collector of golden era porn, I can positively identify two of the unknowns posted in yesterday's issue of the Fun House. The actress featured in unknown frame 15 is Dorothy LeMay. Dorothy was active in around 80 xxx films from the mid 70's to late 80's. She was fairly popular but was a conservative performer....mostly straight sex and a notorious cum dodger.

The actress featured in unknown frame 20 is the legendary Serena (Serena Blaquelord) who performed in about 150 xxx films from the early 70's to late 80's. She was the long time girlfriend of Jamie Gillis and unlike Dorothy never dodged anything. She enthusiastically performed anal,fisting,gs,bondage,facial,objects and just about everything else during her career. She is probably best remembered for her forever perky inverted nipple tits.

It makes one wonder just how much fun this cast REALLY had during filming. There are newsgroup rumours about REAL orgies and REAL hardcore footage shot (but of course not included in final release). Perhaps Blake's descendants might eventually do the Bob Crane. Now wouldn't THAT be fun?

-Slo

40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

And, Number ONE is:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight