Today's
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Monday's
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Last-minute
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There have been
zillions of pictures of Geri Halliwell floating
around. She's the recently-resigned Ginger Spice,
of the Spice girls. This is the first one I've
seen which exposes her crotch with her legs open.
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OK, I'm tacky, but I
couldn't resist. Close-up of the Spice Crotch
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Caligula |
Anneka DiLorenzo and
Lori Wagner in the infamous lesbian scene in
"Caligula"
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more of Wagner and
DiLorenzo
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there are a half dozen more frames
from this scene that couldn't pass the standard
for this site. They involve explicit oral sex
between those two girls. See them in the
encyclopedia under W for "Wagner". This
leads to the log-in or sign-up
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there are also five more frames from
the orgy scene. These don't even come close to
appearing on this page. See them in the
encyclopedia under C for "Caligula".
They are the last five, added 6/8. This leads to
the log-in or sign-up
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RDO-rama |
If the weekly recap
of Nuc's work is the Nucathon, I guess the
equally prolific RDO gets an RDO-rama. He does
some of the most interesting work out there. He
watches this page and others for controversial,
questionable, or disputed subjects, then he goes
out and caps the movie and resolves the
controversy. While the rest of us stop with
discussion, he supplies the evidence. A couple
weeks back, I ran a blurry Nucscan of Melora
Walters in "Twenty Bucks", the movie in
which , according to Joe Bob Briggs, she plays a
"stripper turned funeral director". We
don't have any caps of the undertakin', but we
got some strippin' for ya. Here's #1
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Melora Walters,
stripping in the ladies room. Hey, a gal's got to
do .....
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More of Melora in the
powder room.
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Nice head and
shoulders shot of Melora and her ostensibly
enhanced superstructure.
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No discussion of
tacky entertainment would be complete without
Joan Collins. I'm testing my memory, and I don't
remember her ever having been in a good movie,
despite 48 years in films. Should be worth a
Lifetime Achievement Award of some kind. Here she
is in "Fatal Charm". This first two are
obviously Collins.
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More of her
stage-strip in "Fatal Charm".
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I suppose these 2
pictures may contain body doubles in addition to
Collins.
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Probably body doubles
in here.
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I suspect these last
two are ONLY body doubles, or a different
character.
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Probably a body
double, but charming as hell.
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This one seems to me
to be conclusive evidence that the previous one
is a body double or a different character. This
woman doesn't even look much like Collins, does
she? I'm confused, and I haven't seen this flick,
a zero-budget Italian quickie made four years
before "Dynasty", at the nadir of
Collins' career, in which she is the only
recognizable name.
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I guess Barbara
Carrera was the Joan Collins of her own era. She
started out with some "most promising
newcomer" awards, and ended up as the
designated nudity in several campy potboilers.
Here she is in "I, The Jury". These
frames are not chronological. I placed the best
one first.
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one more in that same
Barbara Carrera Sequence.
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another, same
sequence.
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the striptease that
preceded the three frames above.
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one more
"getting naked" scene with Mike Hammer
(Armand Assante, in this incarnation).
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beneath Assante. He's
an interesting actor ... no Olivier, but with a
strong screen presence. In the many years I've
followed his career, the pronunciation of his
name has come full circle. First he was AR-mand
As-SAN-tee. Then Ar-MAND As-SAN-tee. Then, the
tres chic Ar-MAND As-san-TAY. I guess he needed a
pseudo-French pronunciation to play Bonaparte. I
listened to his speech during this era, and even
his elocution changed to some kind of
deregionalized, faintly foreigh accent. The last
time I saw him interviewed, however, after his
having reverted to tough guy roles, he was plain
old AR-mand As-SAN-tee from New York again.
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she and Assante are
really into in now.
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She's either holding
a really small gun or a really large lighter.
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Still on the subject
of "I, The Jury". Here are the lovely
Harris twins
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The Harris Twins.
Full-frontals this time
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The Harris Twins.
More full-frontals.
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Lee Ann Harris only.
Topless
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Lynette Harris only.
Topless.
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One more from this
classic titillation movie. Bobbi Burns in
"I, The Jury".
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Next subject:
Jennifer Dale on "Your Ticket is No Longer
Valid".
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Jennifer Dale #2.
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Jennifer Dale #3.
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Jennifer Dale #4.
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Jennifer Dale #5.
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Mandy Hallson in
"Your Ticket is No Loger Valid".
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Mandy Hallson #2.
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Mandy hallson #3.
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Debralee Scott. RDO
got interested in last week's Nucathon, where I
mentioned that she started her career as a naked
corpse. Here's the scene
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Debralee Scott in
"Dirty Harry". You never really get a
good look at her breasts, even though her pubes
are completely exposed.
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Lois Foraker in
"Dirty Harry"
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Sunday's
images |
Nuc-a-thon |
Nuc is the official
Sunday guy. he's the master of the obscure. Other
days you may see the familiar, but Sunday you'll
see some unusual and rare material. First, a
close up of the mammoth bosom of pepperland
candidate, Adrienne Barbeau (the daughter on
Maude) .
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Amanda Donohoe in
"Castaway".
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Amanda Donohoe in
"Castaway".
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Angela Molina. She is
the oldest of three Spanish sisters with
acting/singing credentials. Angela was in Luis
Bunuel's honored film "That Obscure Object
of Desire".
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one more of Angela
Molina.
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Monica Molina, the
baby sister, much younger than the other two, who
was recently in that biopic about the bullfighter
Belmonte. I used to know his brother "Three
card" Belmonte.
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Paula Molina, the
middle sister, who was in "Opera
Prima".
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Ann Margret. You
young guys who know her as the sweet old broad in
those "Grumpy Old Farts" movies: hear
me now and believe later: she was the sexiest
woman in the world in her day, and she was still
one of the sexiest well into her 40's.
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Brioni Farrell.
Athenian actress (aka Xenia Gratsos) who has
graced TV and movie b-features for nearly 30
years.
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Brioni Farrell.
Career began in "Student Nurses", 1970.
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Cherie Curry.
Remember the Runaways? She's the one you never
heard of, but she was there with her more famous
colleagues, Joan Jett and Lita Ford. This is a
scene from "Wavelength"
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Bodybuilder Diana
Dennis.
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bodybuilder Michelle
Tierney.
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Francine Racette, who
was in some respected films like "Au Revoir,
Les Enfants", "Mr. Klein", and
"Lumiere".
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paparazzi shot of
Elle MacPherson. I'm not sure, but I think this
was just after she found herself pregnant.
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One of the famous
Gwyneth Paltrow nude paparazzi pics.
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Gwyneth again. This
time she has her hair down.
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plenty more of Paltrow and both
MacPherson sisters in the Encyclopedia.
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With her stunning,
statuesque Blonde Bombshell looks and massive
chest, Jean Kasem is a frequent character in TV
shows. Tou probably remember her best as Loretti
Tottelli in "Cheers". She is also the
wife of Mr Top 40, Casey Kasem.
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B-movie regular Jewel
Shepherd shows off some impressive torpedoes.
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Julie Strain again,
this time with Linda Schone.
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one more of Schone
and Strain.
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Here is one more of
Karla Baker, Lisa Conway, and Dede Lind,
ex-playmates who recently had a nude reunion.
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The entire Playmate
reunion was arranged by Celebrity Sleuth
magazine, and they have a gallery of those
pictures on their own site. Go there. Great
magazine
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Madchen Amick
vidcaps. I guess you know who she is..
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one more of Madchen.
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Madchen's "Twin
Peaks" colleague, Moira Kelly.
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More Twin Peaks.
Sherilyn Fenn.
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Sherilyn Fenn, with
blonde curly hair in "Two Moon
Junction".
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more of Sherilyn Fenn
in "2MJ".
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plenty more of Fenn, Kelly, and Amick
in the Encyclopedia.
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Two unfamiliar shots
of Marisa Berenson, European supermodel and
actress from an earlier generation.
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one more of Miss
Berenson
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Mary Stuart Masterson
of "Funny About Love".
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Naike Rivelli. Her
mom is European screen legend Ornella Muti
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Nancy Valen. The sexy
teacher on "Hull High", this is her
nude scene in "Listen to Me"
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Princess Ira von
Faustenberg. She had one of the most famous
weddings of all time. It took place in Venice on
a golden gondola, and made the cover of Life
magazine. After her various royal scandals (she
left her royal husband to marry some Brazilian
playboy who was finished with her soon), she
became a starlet in b-movies. This is not a movie
still, but a paparazzi shot of her on holiday in
Ibiza when she was about 50. Not too long ago,
she was dating Prince Rainier after Grace died.
Pretty full C.V.
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Roma Downey. She
played Jackie O in "A Woman named
Jackie"
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massive-chested
Romane Bohringer in "Total Eclipse".
This is the acclaimed but controversial movie
starring DiCaprio as Rimbaud. DiCaprio is kind of
overexposed and overhyped, and since I have an 11
year old daughter, I'm pretty sick of him. But
this movie showed he is not just a fancy lad. The
boy has some talent.
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one more of
Bohringer.
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Speaking of mammoth
breasts, Seinfeld's ex-girlfriend, Shoshanna
Lonstein.
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Shanna Reed. She's
the perky reporter who married Major Dad. This is
a scene from "Mirrors"
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Rosanna Arquette in
"The Executioner's Song".
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Just about Arquette's entire screen
career is chronicled in the Encyclopedia.
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Rebekah Carlton. She
once played hasselhoff's girlfriend as a
semi-regular on Baywatch. As is typical for all
his girls, she died so they could milk the pain.
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Sheila Nichols, a
lady who streaked Lords Stadium.
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The often naked
Valeria Golino.
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Valerie Leon fom
"Zeta One".
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one more of those
naked paparazzi shots of Victoria Abril.
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Zeudi Araya. A
stunning beauty with "cafe au lait"
skin color. The Ethiopian people are among the
most beautiful in the world, and she was once
Miss Ethiopia, then starred in "The Girl
With The Moonlight Skin"
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Saturday's
images |
Stop the presses |
Ya gotta love the European press.
Here's more of Victoria Addams (Spice Girl
"Posh Spice")from yesterday's London
Papers.
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Posh Spice #2.
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Posh Spice #3.
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Anna Kournikova |
Serving up this
Saturday edition with a bit of an apology. We
don't get faked out too often, but it does happen
from time to time. On Thursday we ran an action
shot of this young tennis star that was a treat
for all of her fans. Well, we got scammed! Here
is the original of Anna.
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To help smooth things
over with the Kournikova fans, here is another
original action shot.
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Fun House Variety |
Vidcaps from the
erotic classic "Aria". These are from a
lesser known portion of the film featuring Marion
Peterson and Valerie Allain with their
bodybuilder. Scan by Valentino.
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Tahnee Welch. A
temporary breach of our Scoopy Pledge to keep the
Fun House Guttenberg-free, as you can see in the
background the "American Branagh". When
ever I hear of Guttenberg, I am reminded of only
one thing...Once on the Simpsons, Homer joined
the Stone Cutters - sort of like the Masons. In
the Stone Cutters' song, they sang the line
"Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?" The
answer of course was they did! Now that's power!
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Taking a trip down
under, Dagg has vidcapped Aussie TV actress
Rebecca Gibney. These caps are from her first
movie, "Among the Cinders".
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A great collage by
Helcrom, from "The Hot Spot", featuring
both Jennifer Connelly and co-star Debra Cole.
And to be nice, we even get to see the
"American Olivier", Don Johnson. (Well
if Guttenberg is our Branagh...)
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Tane McClure |
As the late Phil
Hartman may have said..."Hi, I'm Tane
McClure. You may remember me from such films as
"Assault of the Party Nerds II",
"Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody", or
"Bikini Drive-In"."
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Thanks to Crow for
this mini gallery. All of these vidcaps are
supposed to be from the movie "Oprration
Cobra". However, I couldn't verify that with
the IMDb. Regardless, these are all great caps of
a very wonderfully stacked babe.
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Caps of Tane with and
without a lover.
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Nice close ups of
Tane "doing the nasty", to put it into
the late 80's vernacular.
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Tane undressing, and
by herself.
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One more collage from
Tane's love scene.
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From Red Horn |
If you are one of a
gazillion Americans glued to Must See TV, then
here's your newest "Friend", possbly
Ross' new wife, Helen Baxendale.
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Red Horn managed to
cap another view of Carmen Electra's silly, yet
revealing dress from the MTV Movie Awards.
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If you tune in
regularly, you probably know that I am a huge fan
of Denise Richards from "Wild Things"
and "Starship Troopers". Join my
obsession by checking out great promo pics like
this one. I'll admit she looks a little skanky in
this scan, but the quote on top makes up for
that.
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And since we showed
Denise, here's her "Wild Things"
co-star, Neve Campbell.
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Earlier we mentioned
FHM's list of sexiest people of the year. Well as
it stated in my e-mail..."They have the
whole world to choose from, and who do they pick?
Jenny McCarthy?" I have to agree that she
probably doesn't deserve to be number one, but
this scan is a great reminder of the sexy Jenny
we all fell for. Before she suffered from extreme
over exposure, and slipped off gentle into that
good night! Or, given Jennie's constant, toothy,
Mr. Sardonicus smile, perhaps she went dental
into that good night.
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New from Crow |
Susannah Devereux in "Carnal
Fate"
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Susannah Devereux in "Carnal
Fate".
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Kim Dawson in "Carnal
Fate".
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Kim Dawson in "Carnal Fate.
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