| Schmutzfink |
| Hi, y'all. Scoopy here today.
Junior has the weekend off to par-tay, and since
I'm Mr Excitement as always, I'm sitting at the
computer typing. Schmutzfink leads things off
today, and his theme is Yanks this week. |
| Valerie
Bertinelli |
in "Pancho Barnes". Very little to
see, but Bertinelli's career features exiguous
flesh, so this is practically gyno by her
standards. |
| Blair
Brown |
in "Continental Divide". Any woman
who does love scenes with John Belushi without
cracking up, well, she's my kinda woman. I wonder
how many times they had to film it before Belushi
would be serious. |
| Bo
Derek |
in "Shattered Image". There's my
girl. I think I have mentioned that I have met
her - sat next to her on a plane trip from Miami
to Lima, Peru. She is just as nice as can be, and
the next moring she said hi to me by name in the
hotel lobby, with all the Mobil guys present,
which earned me my Peruano nickname, "El
Marques de los Grifos". (The Marquis of the
Nozzles - it's inside double-entendre humor from
the oil bidness, because in Peruvian slang
"grifos" also means gas stations.) OK,
be that as it may, what I really wanted to talk
about was Bo's latest crusade. She is now raising
some eyebrows in Hollywood by saying that she
can't get any work because she's a Republican,
and the industry is completely dominated by the
liberal ethos, and has no room for conservative
outsiders. Well, all that may be true, but I have
to say in all fairness that there are many
reasons who Bo is not working. Bo, I must be your
greatest admirer, but I think those other factors
might be just as important as your politics. You
could convert now and turn into a combination of
Jerry Brown and Abbie Hoffman, and you still
ain't gonna steal any roles from Jolie or
Julianne Moore. Sorry to be the one to break it
to you. |
| Angie
Everhart |
in "Silent Screams". This
rose-petal scene sure looks a lot the scene she
did in "Another 8 1/2 Weeks". |
| Michelle
Joyner |
in "Shadow of the Past" |
| Taryn
Power |
Her father, Tyrone Power, was once considered
the handsomest man in the world. She got some
looks from the gene pool, but didn't inherit his
career. This was pretty much her highlight reel
in "Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger". |
| Mariah
O'Brien |
in "Halloween: The Curse of Michael
Myers". I thought mini-me was the curse of
Mike Myers.' |
| Betsy
Russell |
in "Delta Heat". Looking awesome in
a string bikini. |
| Betsy
Russell |
in "Delta Heat". She ditches the
bikini to show off her buns. |
| Alonna
Shaw |
in "Double Impact". |
| WhyScan's Page Three
Report |
| If Page Three is unfamiliar to
you, this
link describes the Page Three tradition. |
| Today's Page 3 girl: Melanie,
from Watford. (1, 2, 3, 4) Bonuses
from Whyscans. Amanda
Holden paparazzi (pokies) Rachel
Hunter paparazzi (no nudity, but beautiful
upskirt anyway) one
of those Appletons, I think Nicole, in a leather
bra thingy
"Scoop, I think this is the entire set of
Kylie" (1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9)
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| MTV |
| various looks at the outfits from the MTV
movie awards DAI's
version GR's
version - SJP GR's
version - Buffy Rawhide kid's
|
| Hugo |
| Great match-up of talent here.
Hugo is a great vidcapper and collage artist, and
he is especially good with the more artistic
stuff with elegant lighting and muted colors.
These collages of Julianne Moore from The End of
the Affair were exactly right for his style, and
especially the first two stand as some of the
best ever in this field. (1,
2,
3)
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| Major Gunns |
| She's now a rasslin' icon, but
she was formerly known as Tylene Buck, nude model
and fitness babe. Zellar and DesireScans are two
logos used by the same guy, and he has done quite
a few of the good Major. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
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| RDO |
| RDO is one of our main men, and
thsi time he went after the DVD version of
"The Pit and the Pendulum", which is
the name on the box, but the movie title says
"The Inquisitor". RDO points out that
it bears no resemblance to the Poe story except
for one torture device. |
| Rona de Ricci (1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10)
|
| L. Kabong |
| The ol' kabonger has a few more
from recent issues of Celebrity Sleuth.
(www.csleuth.com) |
| Salma (1,
2,
3)
|
| Jennifer Young. Remember how we
were talking about how boredom was considered a
mental disease in the 50's. If that were really
true, her dad (Gig Young) would have been the
Bull Goose Loony. Although the concept defies
human comprehension, he was kind of a grade B
Roger Moore. Although I'm not sure "B"
is the right letter here. (1,
2,
3,
4,
5)
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| and ... |
| Stella
Tennant |
paparazzi. I assume she's preggers. |
| Drew Barrymore |
doing a scuba scene for the unreleased but
already immortal cinema classic, "Charlie's
Angels". Ingmar Bergman and Speilberg wanted
to direct, but they shot them down and gave it to
a newcomer. I hear the rumor around town is that
this may even be better than The Mod Squad. Man,
you know it has to be good because the writer,
Ryan Rowe, is the same guy who wrote the TV
sequel to The Love Bug, and the TV remake of The
Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Next stop for this
lad: Proust. |
| silly stuff |
| From an actual newspaper contest
where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate
"Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey." GREAT
STUFF! I believe you should live each day as if
it is your last, which is why I don't have any
clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15
It sure would be nice if we got a day off for
the president's birthday, like they do for the
queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of
people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or
December 26, just for the long weekends. --Age 8
I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as
popular a singer as some people think he should
be. Then, I remember it's because he stinks.
--Age 15
My younger brother asked me what happens after
we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of
dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should
have told him the truth--that most of us go to
hell and burn eternally-- but I didn't want to
upset him. --Age 10
When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa
again. But he better have lost the nose hair and
the old-man smell. --Age 5
I once heard the voice of God. It said
"Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless it was just a lawn
mower. --Age 11
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop
and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until
she got an unlisted number. --Age 15
It would be terrible if the Red Cross
Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That
would be good because if anyone needed it, the
blood would be right there. --Age 5
Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came
upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.
I mean, it's not like he really needed them,
right? -Age 15
If we could just get everyone to close their
eyes and visualize world peace for an hour,
imagine how serene and quiet it would be for that
short period before the looting started. --Age 15
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