Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

Sorry about the temporary problems. The back issues from October 2009 until May 2011 were on the failed server. As a result, they are not working at the moment. Issues from before that time are fine, and the issues for this month are above. I have the new server formatted and online, and have now uploaded the back issues. Workin' on DNS. If everything goes right, the back issues will be ready today. Not sure about the search engine at this minute.

In the meantime, here are the June issues:

June 1

June 2

June 3

June 4

June 5

June 6

June 7

June 8

June 9

June 10

The French .zip file search will return all the results properly, but the videos from October 2009 until May 2011 will not work if you click on them. (Although they may start working later today.)

Camelot

The season finale was filled with plot developments and resolutions. The disgraced Morgan decided to take her final revenge by assuming the shape of Guinevere and seducing Arthur, thus inseminating herself with the incestuous boy whom she hopes to cultivate as the king. The sex scene, therefore, involves Tamsin Egerton (as Guinevere), because of Morgan's disguise. Here it is in 720p, and it's a pretty good one. Samples below.

* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

All movies are from 2008.

However, first up a correction. Spaz noticed that last time I had misidentified Dawne Furey as Sima
Fisher. So I have corrected the collage with Dawn Furey's name.

The Accidental Husband

No nudity in The Accidental Husband (2008) but Uma Thurman is sexy in her underwear.

The Andromeda Strain

No visible nudity in The Andromeda Strain (2008). Christa Miller looks good covered in soap.

Dimples

No nudity in Dimples (2008). There are pokies by Madeline Zima,

and Ashley Peldon flashes a lot of cleavage.

Fanboys

The nudity in Fanboys (2008) comes about when Kristen Bell does a moon, but it is probably a butt double.

Jaime King is in her underwear.

Pell James

and an unknown look good.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

No female nudity in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008).

Kristen Bell,

Maria Thayer

and Mila Kunis look good.

The Hottie & the Nottie

Pokies by Paris Hilton in The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) where she is supposed to be the Hottie.

In Tranzit

Natalie Press

and Vera Farmiga are both topless in In Tranzit (2008).

Jack and Jill vs. the World

Taryn Manning briefly flashes a nipple in Jack and Jill vs. the World (2008).

Love Sick

Sally Pressman is naked in Love Sick (2008) but we can see nothing.

The Memory Keeper's Daughter

No visible nudity in The Memory Keeper's Daughter (2008) but Gretchen Mol is very sexy.

Miss Conception

Heather Graham is sexy in her underwear in Miss Conception (2008).

Over Her Dead Body

Lake Bell does the old hands-over-boobs trick in Over Her Dead Body (2008)

and Kali Rocha looks good.

Playing With Fire

Given the possibilities, Playing With Fire (2008) was disappointing. The women only got down to their underwear:

Anya Monzikova,

Candace Moon,

Carrie Southworth,

Kelly Albanese,

Serria Tawan

and Susan Anton.

Pretty Little Devils

No nudity in Pretty Little Devils (2008) just lots of sexy females:

Brooke Paller,

Haylie Duff,

Laura Ashlee Innes,

Madeline Zima,

Monica Lo,

Shani Pride

and lots not identified.

Semi-Pro

The nudity in Semi-Pro (2008) is Kate Luyben who flashes her breasts.

I have included a movie showing Kate's contribution. (Index below)

The other women show some sex appeal:

Collette Wolfe,

Collette Wolfe in the special features

Maura Tierney

and some not identified.

Shark Swarm

Pokies by Patsy Fitzgerald in Shark Swarm (2008).

Spring Break Massacre

Spring Break Massacre (2008) is an indie slasher film. There were a number of topless women:

Aly Hartman,

Erin Meyers,

LeAnne VanMaulle,

LeAnne VanMaulle (extras),

Meghan Jones,

Renee Darmiento,

Renee Darmiento (extras),

Sarah Minnic,

Toni Buena.

There are also a few group collages.

and another group collage from the special features.

Toxic Skies

Anne Heche flashes a bit of cleavage in Toxic Skies (2008).

Vice

Some nice breasts exposed in Vice (2008) by

Brenda Matthews,

Justine Warrington,

Sandra Jessica Couturier

and some not identified.

Lynda Boyd looks good.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

The nudity in Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) comes from Katie Morgan,

(Katie Morgan extras)

Lena Cheney

and some unknown strippers.

The other women are in various stages of undress:

Elizabeth Banks

(Elizabeth Banks extras)

and Traci Lords.

(Traci Lords extras)

Zombie Strippers!

Lots of nudity in Zombie Strippers! (2008). The women include

Carmit Levite,

Jeanette Sousa,

Jen Alex Gonzalez,

Jenna Jameson,

Jennifer Holland,

Kateland Carr,

Laura Bach,

Penny Drake,

Roxy Saint,

Shamron Moore

and Whitney Anderson.

The L Word

(Season 1, 2004)

Jade Robertson film clip. Captures below.

Sugar Factory

(Australia; 1998)

VHS

The Sugar Factory is a 1998 drama about 18 year-old Harris (Matt Day, looking quite a bit older than 18), who is a very troubled boy. He has a crush on the much older lady down the road Helen (Rhondda Findleton), whom he mows the lawn for. One day when he is asked to look after her kids, the young daughter is found dead in the fridge while playing hide and seek. This sets off a chain reaction of events which ends with Harris pissing in front of everyone at his brother's wedding. He is sent away to a sort of halfway house run by Sam (John Waters) who has a radical way in treating his young patients including the violent Marlo (Anthony Hayes), wannabe rapist Joe, abused mute Angela (Michela Noonan) and anorexic Stephanie (Samantha Healy). While he befriends the others, he tries to work out who is this little girl in his dreams who is being taken away from him. He also tries to become friends once again with Helen, who seems very accommodating. I suppose there's a point to this film, buggered if I know what. It is punctuated by one of the shonkiest psycharists ever portrayed on film. I have no idea what his practises are, but he seems to let his 'patients' do whatever they want like wander around the town late at night. Turns out Harris solves his own issues by going even more mental. Whatever...

You know the deal with these converted VHS movies. This one turns out pretty good, except for a bit of a smudge on the picture, but nothing big. Also, as a coincidence, both Michela Noonan and Samantha Healy, who appear in The Sugar Factory, go topless in the first series of All Saints which I'll get around to releasing as soon as I can be bothered.

Michela Noonan film clip (collages below)