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version "Play it to the
Bone", from Johnny Web
I guess this must be an
OK movie, because I liked it. Why do I say that?
Because if I had to name my five least-favorite
things to include in a movie, they would be
boxing Hugh Grant
Antonio Banderas Rosie O'Donnell Woody Harrelson
Now this flick has three
of the five, plus a cameo from Kevin Costner. Now
that sounds like a recipe for a total disaster,
but I actually enjoyed most of it.
It's a Double Rocky
movie. By the strangest of coincidences, two
fighters are incapacited on the same day they
were scheduled to fight each other in Vegas on
the Tyson undercard. The promoters need to do
something in a hurry, to find two guys who can
fight that same night, so they hire two has-beens
who stay in shape in the hope of a comeback.
Bingo - Banderas and Harrelson are in. They two
fighters are also close friends, one one is the
protege of the other. The first hour of the movie
just consists of them driving from LA to Vegas,
then the boxing match. The drive is quite
entertaining, and the dialogue shows us three
people (their mutual girlfriend, Lolita
Davidovich, does the driving) with real quirks
and flaws and a lot of likeable characteristics.
The plot is both
implausible and uninteresting, and I don't much
like or understand boxing, but I liked the
character study and the dialogue. In a way, it is
sort of disorienting, because they make the
characters as real as possible, in a setting as
unreal as possible. The script and direction both
come from sports specialist Ron Shelton
("Cobb", "Tin Cup",
"White Men Can't Jump", "Bull
Durham"). He's the guy who actually played
minor league ball with the legendary Steve
Dalkowski, and later turned Dalkowski into Nuke
LaLoosh in his script for "Bull
Durham". I suppose he knows minor league
baseball better than anyone in the world who has
the skills to write about it, but I don't know if
he has the same grasp of boxing. But, real or
not, I though it was pretty cool. I did fast
forward through the actual match, which I thought
to be impressively staged and filmed, but
overlong.
The nudity comes from
extras. Davidovich did demonstrate some
impressive cleavage.
Hookers (1,
2)
Ring Card Girls (1,
2,
3)
Davidovich (1)
"Mercy",
from Johnny Web
Warning: spoilers
This movie is an odd
bird. This is the one I talked about yesterday.
It was made with a good budget, by professionals,
and features some decent names. It is well
photographed, often showing a touch of genius and
artistry even in the most perverted scenes (see
Crewson collage, and Peta #4). It is absolutely
filled with nudity - many different women, often
in excellent light, often full frontal. (How
often do I do 27 images from one movie?) And it
is completely depraved, featuring a descent into
underground lesbian and s/m groups -a lot of the
full-frontal nudity is corpses. BUT
and this is a big BUT
the movie is held
together on the thinnest of threads. The murder
mystery itself is totally lame. You won't care
who did it, and when you find out, you won't be
completely sure where she came from in the plot
development. And, needless to say, the victims'
common shrink is a complete wacko himself, so he
is the #1 suspect, and a red herring.
Ellen Barkin is a
detective who investigates the grisly murders of
women who have some things in common - they are
all into a secret lesbian group, they all have
the same shrink, and they are all into painful
sex.
What makes the movie
different is that Barkin comes to identify not
only with the victims, but with the killer as
well, because she starts to understand what makes
them the way they are, and she realizes that she
herself is only a hair away from the same
circumstances. She is hetero, but she is
attracted to women, she enjoys painful sex, and
we think maybe she had some of the same childhood
traumas as the victims. This identification leads
to a near-lesbian encounter with one of them (see
Barkin collage #1 with Peta), and a bizarre
climax wherein Barkin kills the killer with a
knife in an obviously erotic scene - the stabbing
looks like sexual thrusting (see Young collage
#4). Then, as the woman dies, Barkin takes her
hand! The identification is so complete that the
wounded Barkin and the slain killer look like
twins (look at Young collage #5 - at first you
can't even tell which one is Barkin). OK, it can
be pretty heavy-handed symbolism, but it is
symbolism, and it's surprising to see such
wonderful attention to detail in a junk movie.
So is the movie good?
No, not really. It's too slow and meandering and
obvious. But it sure has some great moments and
some great touches, and tons of nudity. I enjoyed
it. A guilty pleasure, to be sure, but keep the
FF button handy to ease you through the purple
patches. Lots of nudity from Peta Wilson.
One totally weird
element. The last two minutes have almost nothing
to do with the movie, and are delivered in a
different tone. After the case is solved, and the
killer slain, the movie spends a couple of
minutes in a anti-climactic scene crusading
against child abuse, which was the cause of the
womens' problems in the movie. It's completely
dignified and serious in this portion, after 92
minutes of sordid erotic entertainment. It's
almost as if they were searching for some
redeeming social importance to avoid an obscenity
charge.
I couldn't identify two
of these women. Unknown 1 is an anonymous woman
from an S/M club. Unknown 2 is the woman that
Barkin caught with her husband, and she's a fox.
All four unknown images are quite nice.
Ellen Barkin (minimal nudity, but I love #1.
That's Peta with her) (1, 2) Peta
Wilson (1,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Karen
Young (1,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Laura
Daans (1,
2, 3, 4) First
Unknown (1,
2)
Second Unknown (1, 2) Wendy
Crewson Claire Burton
Ellen-Ray
Hennessy
"Desperately
Seeking Susan", from Tuna
This is another movie
that seems to have three contradictory
properties:
It has Madonna in it
It's a comedy I like it
Now it doesn't seem like
those things could all be true and yet,
mysteriously, they are. In this 1985 film,
Madonna plays the part of Madonna, although her
name is Susan. She doesn't actually have that
much screen time, but does well with what she
has. Rosanna Arquette is a bored young suburban
housewife with a yuppie-nightmare husband.
Through a plot device, Rosanna ends up living
Madonna's life instead of her own.
Here is a good review of the film
which supplies much detail, and with which I
agree prety much completely.
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Madonna (1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8)
Rosanna Arquette (1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7)
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