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Tuna
"Stripped to Kill II"

Stripped to Kill II (1989) is a sequel to Stripped to Kill, also by Katt Shea Ruben, and was specially requested by a Fun House reader because of the best exposure to date from Marjean Holden. Maria Ford works at a strip club, and is staying with Karen Mayo-Chandler, when co-workers start dying of razor blade cuts. Ford dreams about the murders before they happen, and is not 100% certain she is not guilty, especially since she wakes up with the victim's blood on her face. She is only one of the many suspects the police detective has to evaluate, including a peeping Tom disk jockey at the club. Most of the film consists of stripping. The good news is that seven women show buns and breasts in the film. The bad news is that it is all in strip club light.

Actresses include Lisa Glaser, Debra Lamb, Jeannine Bisignano, Karen Mayo-Chandler, Maria Ford, Marjean Holden and Birke Tan. The strip routines are fairly elaborate production numbers, but are not especially erotic, and the only sex is between Ford and the detective, fully dressed in an alley. The weak plot and dialogue is not helped by the grainy 4/3 transfer, although the acting is adequate. IMDB readers have this at 3.4 of 10. It is a barely acceptable genre effort, the genre being stripsploitation, and is hence a C-.

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  • Birke Tam (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Debra Lamb (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Jeannine Bisignano (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Karen Mayo Chandler (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Lisa Glaser (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Maria Ford (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27)
  • Marjean Holden (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Other crap:


    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Doc Hollywood"

    Back in 1991 PG-13 movies still had nudity, and Julie Warner had a nice nude scene in this Michael J. Fox comedy.

    A brand-new doctor gets stuck in a small southern town with no money and no transportation, and is forced to perform community service at the local hospital after knocking down the judge's fence. It's hokey and predictable, but still enjoyable.


    "Frida"

    The recently released on DVD Salma Hayek movie is a very well done biography of the Mexican artist Frida Kahlo. I'm not big on biographies, but I thoroughly enjoyed this movie.

    Scorpion's Skinemax
    Some familiar late night ladies in soft and hardcore scenes.

    First up, the softcore goodies from the Skinemax movie "Stripteaser" (1995).

    • Ann-Marie Holman, full frontal nudity as she works the brass pole like a pro in her one and only IMDb credit.

    • Maria Ford, the long time B-movie regular showing off her old boobs and a pretty tight body. (1, 2)


    Moving on to the hardcore...here are a couple of Skinemax favorites showing and doing a lot more than we would normally see on cable. XXX vidcaps from "Infinite Bliss" (1998).

    • Dru Berrymore, showing everything and doing everything.

    • Taylor St. Claire, showing off her all natural big'uns, servicing herself and doing some dude. (1, 2, 3)

    • Holly Sampson (the new "Emmanuelle") in a girl on girl scene with St. Claire.

    • Gina Ryder joins St. Claire and Sampson for an orgy.

    • St. Claire, Sampson and Felecia in a hardcore 3-way girl on girl scene. (1, 2)

    Variety
    Eva Mendes
    (1, 2)

    The sexy co-star of "Training Day", "2 Fast 2 Furious" and the upcoming "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" showing some cleavage on Leno. Thanks to The Rock for the great 'caps.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt The debate continues...here is a color corrected view of her possible nip slip from the Jackie Chan movie "The Tuxedo". There is definitely something there, but is it a nipple, or a just piece of tape to keep her top up?

    Alizée The paparazzi catch the beautiful, young French singer in a bikini at the beach.

    Irène Jacob
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    The French actress topless and showing off a first class bum in scenes from "The Big Brass Ring" (1999). 'Caps by Señor Skin.