| Monday's |
| Vidcaps R Us |
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DAI presents Robin
Tunney in "Montana" (no nudity)
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Magicman presents
Jennie Olsberg in "Compromising
Situations"
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Magicman presents
Sherilyn Peters in "Compromising Situations
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Magicman presents
Sheri Eckert in "Compromising Situations
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Jennifer Dale in
"Suzanne" (possible body double)
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Jennifer Dale in
"Stone Cold Dead"
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Jennifer Dale in
"Stone Cold Dead"
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Crow presents Hanna
Schygulla in "Forever Lulu"
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Crow presents Hanna
Schygulla in "Forever Lulu"
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Crow presents Connie
Nelson in "Late Bloomers"
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Crow presents Dee
Hennigan in "Late Bloomers"
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Crow presents Connie
Nelson in "Late Bloomers" (Dark, but
her)
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Crow presents Macha
Grenon in "The Windsor Protocol"
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The Anonymous Guy
presents Ariel Besse in "Beau-pere"
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The Anonymous Guy
presents Celine Bonnier in "The Hunger"
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The Anonymous Guy
presents Jacqueline Lovell in "Red Shoe
Diaries"
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The Anonymous Guy
presents Jacqueline Lovell in "Red Shoe
Diaries"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2". He
seems to have capped about every frame of this
movie.
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2" (no
nudity in this one, but plenty of naughtiness
anyway)
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Sylvia Kristel in "Emmanuelle 2"
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Scanman presents
Jennifer Jason-Leigh in "Flesh and
Blood". Did you hear that movie legend
Stanley Kubrick (the greatest living director?)
fired Jennifer Jason Leigh from "Eyes Wide
Shut" and decided to re-shoot all her scenes
with another actress? This caused further delays
to a movie already lagging its expected schedule.
This surprises me because I've always been
impressed with her competence. Neither Kubrick
nor Leigh will discuss the matter.
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Scanman presents
Jennifer Jason-Leigh in "Flesh and
Blood".
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Scanman presents
Jennifer Jason-Leigh in "Flesh and
Blood".
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RDO presents Julia
Duffy in "Night Warning". We finally
have some decent looks at this scene (her only
nude scene as far as I know. She was the maid at
Bob's Inn in the Newhart show)
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RDO presents Julia
Duffy in "Night Warning".
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RDO presents Julia
Duffy in "Night Warning".
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RDO presents Julia
Duffy in "Night Warning".
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Lysette Anthony in
"Looking for Eileen"
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jumbo-sized Amanda
Donohoe in "Castaway". Think of it as a
naked Gilligan's Island, with Oliver Reed as the
Skipper.
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Nina Hoss in
"Das Maedchen Rosemarie"
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Graphics Response
presents Darryl Hannah in "Summer
Lovers".
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Graphics Response
presents Valerie Quennessen in "Summer
Lovers". Quennesseen left the business
immediately after this movie, when her career was
really starting to take off. For 15 years nobody
in ShowBiz knew where she was, even those guys
who write columns devoted to such esoterica.
Sometime last year a former co-star, a fella who
kept in touch with her, said that she had died in
a car crash several years earlier (one web site
says March, 1989, two surviving children.) They
say a tree makes no sound if that falls with no
living creature to hear it. Can people die if
they are already non-existent? (My paranoid
conspiracy theory: she asked a friend to make a
false announcement of her death because she likes
her privacy and there is so much new interest
generated by the internet.)
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Graphics Response
presents Pauline Collins in "Shirley
Valentine"
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Whiplash presents
Beatie Edley in "Highlander".
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Avalon Anders.
Helcrom once did vidcaps of "The Last
Temptation of Christ", the brilliant Nikos
Kazantzakis novel turned into a controversial
movie by Martin Scorcese. Helcrom now continues
his religious cycle with vidcaps of "The
Great Bikini Offroad Adventure"
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Helcrom presents
Lauren Hayes in "The Great Bikini Offroad
Adventure"
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Helcrom presents
Laura Hudspath in "The Great Bikini Offroad
Adventure"
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Helcrom finishes off
his Divine Cycle with another movie which is
considered sacred to many of the world's
religions. I speak, of course, of "The
Dallas Connection". Here's the Mother
Superior, Julie Strain.
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Helcrom presents
Julie Smith in "The Dallas Connection".
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Helcrom presents
Wendy Hamilton in "The Dallas
Connection"
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Helcrom presents Sam
Phillips in "The Dallas Connection"
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R?ddler presents
Shari Shattuck in "Dead On"
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Elliffen Graphics
presents Kim Feeney in "The Hunger"
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Elliffen Graphics
presents Kim Feeney in "The Hunger"
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| Paparazzi |
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This is a jumbo color
version of the Martina Hingis evening gown. This
one is from a German print source. If you're
interested, here's what it says, not literally,
but more or less in the same colloquial idiom (I
did the translation, and I'm no professional, but
an OK translator from German to American
English): "A beautiful young woman spreads
her arms high ... her eyes flash, her laughter
bubbles over ... the very picture of pure 'joie
de vivre'. But, OOPS!, what treasure then spills
from her evening gown? We get to see a WHOLE new
side of Martina Hingis, the tennis star whose
exhuberance was inspired by her acceptance in
Paris of the 1997 award as ITF player of the
year. And now it is official that Miss Hingis
cuts a fine figure ... and not just on the
court."
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Cayetana Guillén
Cuervo, the second generation Spanish actress.
She is a dish, and she is stark naked. I'm not
familiar with Piolin, the scanner, but thanks
from all of us, Pio!
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a couple more views
of Miss Cuervo.
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| Sunday's
images |
| Nucathon |
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Nuc is the master of
the obscure, and the master of Sunday here in the
Fun House. Batting leadoff today, a paparazzi
shot of Amanda Sandrelli, actress and daughter of
Stephania Sandrelli, the star of many sexy
European films (Stephania was the nymphet who
seduced Marcello in Divorce, Italian Style). Too
bad this is not a clear pic, because Amanda is
gorgeous (unlike her rather plain mom)
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Anne Heche in
"The Wild Side". She is the talented
actress who is best known as the girlfriend of
Ellen Degeneres
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Anne Heche, when she
was still "straight". (She used to be
Steve Martin's girlfriend). Was this the scene
from "The Wild Side" that started her
thinking about women? She's with Joan Chen
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Here's another
Heche/Chen shot which shows more of Chen
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Anne Lockhart in
"Joyride". Her mom was the mom on
"Lassie"
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Ashley Judd,
re-creating a famous Monroe pose in "Norma
Jean and Marilyn"
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another famous Monroe
pose in "Norma Jean and Marilyn"
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Caren Kaye. I realy
thought she was sexy in these scenes from
"My Tutor"
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More of Kaye in
"My Tutor"
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Carey Lowell, front
view. Pretty good resume: Bond Girl, "Law
and Order", lover of Richard Gere, and one
of the original Obsession girls
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Carey Lowell, rear
view.
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Cassandra Gava. She
doesn't show her bosom much. She is the Filipina
actress who played the shape-shifting witch in
"Conan"
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Cassandra Gava
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Charlotte Rampling,
the icy beauty who became famous in "The
Night Porter", and then stayed naked for
about a decade or so.
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Charlotte Rampling
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Debbie Rochon from
"Broadcast Bombshells". Debbie is the
literate scream queen who wrote humorous guest
columns for the drive-in movie critic Of
Grapevine, Texas, his ownself, Joe Bob Briggs.
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I don't need to tell
you who Diana Ross is. This vidcap from Mahogany
makes it evident that she later had breast
augmentation.
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Eileen Brennan, in
the fleeting nude scene she did with Gene Hackman
and Al Pacino in "Scarecrow"
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Elizabeth Wurtzel,
author of "Prozac Nation"
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Emmanuelle Béart in
"La Belle Noiseuse". Seinfeld always
claimed it was a show about nothing. Hah!
Obviously, Jerry never saw this tedious movie
based on a cerebral Balzac novel about the
artistic process. If he had, he would have known
the true meaning of nothingness. To compound the
problem, it is about four hours long. In
comparison, it makes Andy Warhol's film of the
Empire State Building seem like an action flick.
Of course, Beart is naked through much of it, so
it does have its good points.
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one more of
Emmanuelle Béart. In all fairness, Roger Ebert
gave this movie four stars. In my opinion, he was
afraid to say the Emperor was naked. The
existence of great source material, a good cast,
and serious intentions do not ipso
facto guarantee a brilliant result.
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Eva Herzigova. If
you don't know who she is, please don't come to
class unprepared again.
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Florence Guerin. I
don't know where this picture comes from, and I
wouldn't even have recognized her. She was the
star of "Le Declic", the movie based on
the comic strip about an invention which turns
women into nymphomaniacs.
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Ingrid Pitt.
"The Vampire Lovers". I was in love
with a vampire once. Didn't work out. She left me
for McGriff, the crime dog. After taking a bite
out of crime, last I heard she bit some guy with
a blood disease.
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More Ingrid Pitt.
I miss her though, my little vampire girl, and I
always keep a candle burning by her coffin.
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Even more Lesbian
Vampires! Marianne Morris, from
"Vampyres"
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Jill Clayburgh. I
think this scene from "An Unmarried
Woman" was her only nude scene which
included both face and naughty bits
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Clayburgh again.
In 1997, she was working more than ever, with two
theatrical films and three made-for-TV flicks.
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Joanna Lumley of
"Ab Fab". This scene from "Games
that Lovers Play"
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Julia Hayes,
centerfold chick
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Julia Hayes again.
More explicit.
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Julia Nickson. The
Singapore-born actress was married to David Soul,
and escaped unharmed. This grainy shot is from
"K2"
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Julie Smith and
Julie Strain
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more of the two
Julies
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more of the two
Julies
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more of the two
Julies
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Karla baker, Lisa
Conway, Dede Lind. Recent shot of three playmates
from the 1966-67 era. They all look good.
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Celebrity Sleuth
magazine arranged the Julie/Julie and
Karla/Lisa/Dede layouts. Go to them; submit to
their will. Seriously, it's a great magazine.
These two scenarios were from Vol 11, #4, if
you're in the mood to order back issues. The
entire Karla/Lisa/Dede pictorial is on their
website
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Kate Rodger in
"Women, Stories of Passion"
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Lisa Comshaw
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Lorissa McComas,
the "Live Nude Shakespeare" girl.
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Malika Kinison,
wife of the late Same Kinison.
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Malika again. I
really enjoyed the HBO special "Sam Kinison:
Live from Hell". I especially loved the
barbershop quartet he did with Stalin, Hitler,
and Roy Cohn. The host of the program, Satan,
mentioned that things were going well, and that
hell really wasn't that bad a place if you could
manage to avoid dealing with LBJ. He also
mentioned that he was really looking forward to
retiring once his son, Tommy Lee, dies and takes
over the family business.
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it is possible in
Europe to make a good living if you have large
breasts and can carry a tune. (Sam Kinison did
well there). This breed of performer is called
the Samantha Fox school of entertainment, and
Sabrina Salerno is the head of the Italian
Division
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famed pioneer
bimbo Mamie van Doren
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Marion Michael,
star of that German cinematic classic "Liane
of the Jungle". I wonder if Ebert gave this
one four stars as well. What can I say. this was
considered really racy stuff in the mid 50's,
when a bare bosom was a screen rarity.
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Mia Nygren, from
"Emmanuelle V, the Wrath of Kahn"
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Sherri Frazier. I
have no idea who she is
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Sissy Spacek in
"Carrie"
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Sissy Spacek in
"Carrie"
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Sissy Spacek in
"Prime Cut". She is a very small woman.
Look at her relative to Gene Hackman.
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Sophie Ward in
"A Village Affair"
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one more frame of
Sophie Ward
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this isn't new,
but is always worthwhile. Stephanie Seymour
bottomless.
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Theresa Russell in
"Eureka"
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Tracy Ross in
"Best Defense". She was a Star Search
winner who later became a Soap Opera star
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Tyne Daly
undressing again. Luckily, this time we are
spared the site of her face.
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Valerie Kaprisky
has never worn clothing. This is perhaps the best
proof I have seen of the existence of a
benevolent God
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Victoria Vetri,
"star" of "Invasion of the B
Girls"
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Willeke Van
Ammelrooy, star of "Victoria's Line"
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Willeke Van
Ammelrooy
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| Saturday's
images |
| Mo Asumang
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If you're like me,
this is a new name and face. Apparently this
lovely, exotic lady is a German entertainer who
does some sex show. Well that's what my e-mail
said. I couldn't find any other info on her.
Anyone familiar with her?
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Mo Asumang #2
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One more collage
of Ms. Asumang
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| Nina Hoss
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Another sexy
German actress who I believe is also new to the
Fun House. Here are vidcaps of Nina from the
movie "Das Mädchen Rosemarie", the
real life story of a famous prostitute who was
killed.
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One more of Nina
in the lead role as Rosemarie Nitribitt.
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| From Don Bun
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Griffin Drew, the
busty bimbo from such video classics as
"Busted", "Subliminal
Seduction", and "Dinosaur Valley
Girls".
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Scream queen, Tina
Krause.
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Another screamer
from Don Bun, Paige Turner.
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| Fun House
Variety |
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Sarah Jessica
Parker from HBO's "Sex and the City".
Of course Sarah's not nude, but she is wearing a
skin tight top without a bra in these vidcaps.
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